13 Trivia Tidbits That Make Us Feel Like Our Frontal Lobes Are Chewing 5 Gum

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13 Trivia Tidbits That Make Us Feel Like Our Frontal Lobes Are Chewing 5 Gum

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Ah, the modern world. A place where giant, destructive wild pigs from Canada are threatening the United States, miracle toes are growing back on the feet of people in the Ozarks, car thieves are foiled by their lack of stick-shift skills, and rap songs are getting censored in Wisconsin schools. 

It’s a place where asteroids are coming closer to Earth than the Moon, taxes can be made fun with anime dates, and Monopoly cards are being used as a get-out-of-jail-free cards. 

It’s a place where an alligator is tapping on doors and biting people in Florida, and a principal is resigning over a sculpture of David by Michelangelo. 

Welcome to the modern world. It’s a strange place, but it’s our home. And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again. Here’s a list of 13 of the weirdest things to happen in the modern world in, oh, the last few weeks or thereabouts... enjoy.

Ohio: "LUVTOFU" not allowed.

OHIO'S NOT LOVIN' THE TOFU. MAINE UVTOFU OCT Vacationland 23 The state of Ohio told a guy to take off his license plate that said LUVTOFU because it could be seen as offensive. Tolerating tofu? Sure. But once you claim to love tofu, your intentions become suspect. CRACKED

Via WKRC

WKRC

“Unborn babies” at a hearing on endangered species? Really?

REP. BOEBERT BRINGS UNBORN BABIES TO A HEARING ON ENDANGERED SPECIES, BECAUSE WHY NOT? In March 2023, during a House hearing on the Endangered Species Act, Republican Representative Lauren Boebert tried to control the narrative by showing pictures of unborn babies. CRACKED

Via Newsweek

Newsweek

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