15 Ridiculous Current Events That Make Us Yearn For A Bygone Era

Ah, the world of 2023. It's a strange, strange place. A place where Satan's got your back with an abortion clinic, a place where you can shoot down a balloon with a gun, a place where groundhogs are replaced by kids, a place where a Congresswoman complains about her salary, a place where steering wheels can fall off while you're driving, a place where contestants are left shivering in a hanger, a place where election conspiracists get caught committing voter fraud.
A place where a 72-year-old janitor gets locked in a cell with no food or meds, a place where a guy sues a woman for $3 million after she turns him down, a place where people regret voting for Brexit.
It's a wild world out there, and it's only getting wilder. So, buckle up, because here's a list of some of the weirder things that have happened in 2023 so far.
Well, that's one way to end an interview.

Gillian Anderson is... writing a book of women's wildest dreams?

Racism doesn't pay.

PagerDuty CEO

Wingin' it with taxpayer money.

Oops, looks like we made a mistake?

Friendzoned

Orlando Prison

Oltmann's 'election conspiracies' come full circle.

Safety measures taken, contestants left shivering anyway.

Another wheel-less ride on the highway of life.

Apparently, she's doing all this for altruistic reasons.

Fred's gone, but winter's here to stay.

Gastonia's not ready for sky-shooting season.

Satan's got your back with... uh... Alito's mom's abortion clinic.
