15 Absurd Headlines You’ll Just Have To Imagine Spinning Rapidly At Your Face

Ah, the world of 2023. It's a wild ride, and it seems like every day brings a new story that's more bizarre than the last. From a third grader finding a gun left in the school bathroom by the superintendent, to a 'super pig' problem, to a 'Jesus jacket' controversy, to a 200,000 Cadbury Creme Egg heist, it's been a wild ride. And now, here we are, with a list of 15 of the most outrageous stories of the year. 

We've got tales of fat-shaming Mario Karts, taxpayer-funded podcasts, and a judge suggesting jailing someone just to cut off their internet access. We've got stories of Western-centric SAT replacements, sweaty handshakes, and a mystery solved (maybe). We've got police brutality against dogs, and even China and Iran teaming up to scold Afghanistan on human rights. 

It's a strange world out there, and this list is proof of that. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride as we take you through some of the most outrageous stories of 2023.