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5 'Good' Ideas That Are Secretly Propaganda
Find out exactly who's been pushing all those feel-good messages in your face.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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85 55 Of The Most Mysterious Unsolved Crimes
Sometimes crimes are so strange investigators remain unable to crack them, no matter how many years go by.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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Kayakers Englufed by Humpback Whale, Live To Tell The Tale
Remember, folks, the ocean can be really scary!
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- By Carly Tennes
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TikTok Astrologer Predicted This Entire Mess A Month Ago
The projections may not know, but maybe the stars will?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Titanic Shipwreck Vacations Are Now A Thing
This trip will take you near, far, or wherever, exactly the famous shipwreck lies, all for the low low price of $125,000
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- By Carly Tennes
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Every Episode of Bob Ross' The Joy Of Painting' is Now Free Online
Because let's face it -- 'Autumn Fantasy' is certifiably better than Autumn reality right about now.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Internet Roasts Amanda Knox For Uncomfortable Joke
Just what we needed today -- more internet dumpster fires!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Can This Just Be Over Yet?
Happy (?) Election Wednesday, my dudes!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Correction: Celebrity Chef Alton Brown is the Other Twitter Hero We Need Today
*Grabs Twinkies, Spaghetti-O's and a bottle of Jager*
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Internet Roasts The Kardashians Again Over Another Tone-Deaf Birthday Party
It's getting hard to keep up with the the Kardashian's kontinous koronavirus parties ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Michelle Yeoh Wielding -- and Being -- a Sword is The Twitter Savior We Need Today
Because let's face it, we need all the butt-kicking femme fatale energy we can get today.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Russian 'Sausage King' Murdered With Crossbow In Sauna
If you're dubbed the king of anything, you may want to invest in better security -- take it from the Tiger King himself, Joe Exotic.
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- By Carly Tennes
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People Get Paid To Be Professional Screamers
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- By Carly Tennes
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Concordia University in Michigan's Acronym Merch Is An Internet Mystery For The Ages
Because nothing screams school spirit like wearing Concordia University in Michigan's acronym in a glittery heart across your chest -- on a hoodie.
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- By Carly Tennes
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You Can't Rage Against The Machine (When You're, GASP, The Machine)
The moral of 2020: when you're in control of everything, it's smart business to pretend you aren't.
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- By Mark Hill
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