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5 Bananas Secret Projects Companies Did In The Name Of Profits
Running a business can get really weird, really fast.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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25 5 Tricks People Who Complain About 'Cancel Culture' Stole From Comedy
We regret to inform you that comedy has been on the verge of death for 30 years.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Mystery Tree Monster Is Actually Just A Croissant, Officials Confirm
Who knew a rogue croissant could cause such a fiasco.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The 'Sex Pistols' Of Tik-Tok May Be Just Like The IRL 'Sex Pistols': A Made-Up Band
"How do you do, fellow TikTok punks?" - this band, maybe.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Ghostbusters Cereal is Now Apparently a Thing Again
Ever wondered what would happen if you used your proton pack to store your Trix, Lucky Charms, and perhaps some shrimp?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Vice Issues Apology After Publishing Altered Photos of Cambodian Genocide Victims Smiling
Pro tip: don't ask genocide victims to retroactively 'say cheese.'
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- By Carly Tennes
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Reminder: Captain America, Jack Kirby, and Stan Lee Have Always Been 'Woke'
From the day he socked a dictator, Cap has always been woke.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Companies Behaving Worse Than Ever
Out of terrible companies these are the cream of the crap.
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- By Maggie Maxwell
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Idaho Lawmakers Heard Pitch About Taking Over 3/4 of Neighbor Oregon, Potentially Parts of California and Washington
Idaho may someday become a lot greater -- literally.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Reminder: You're More Likely To Be Struck By Lightning Than Get A Blood Clot From The Johnson & Johnson Jab
Plus, dissecting the birth control parallel.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Baffling Times Movies And TV Predicted Real Life
Some art gets tired of imitating life and calls its shot.
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- By Dory Greenberg
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Kayaker Stranded On Scottish Isle Without Paddle
Uh oh ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Massive Snake Spotted in Frick Park
This is not a dirty joke, we promise.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Hacking The Vote For Homecoming Queen: 5 Extremely 2021 Crimes
We are living in the golden age of magnificently idiotic crime sprees.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Kansas Lawmaker Reportedly Called Officer That Arrested Him 'Donut Boy'
Yikes.
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- By Carly Tennes
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