Cracked Archive - News

This Yelling Man Is Pure Catharsis

This guy does an epic rant like no other.

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Important News Overshadowed By You-Know-What

Turns out there's actually other news in the world.

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Boston Runner Completes A Marathon And Ends Up With A Typo

Boston Strog -- a rallying cry for anyone missing big events they'd had planned during all this.

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Reasons The Cruise Business Should Go To The Bottom

When vacations come back, do anything else!

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Unexpected, Absurd Hilarity In All This

There's nothing like a serious crisis to bring out the inadvertent hilarity.

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'Liberate' Protestors Are The Dumbest Thing That Could Have Happened Right Now

No needs to listen to this tiny group of morons trying to get you sick.

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We'd Be Better Off With Dr. Pepper Than These 'Doctors'

Celebrity doctors are more dangerous now than ever, which makes us wonder, did we ever need them in the first place?

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News That'll Give You Hope We Can Beat This Thing

There may be a light at the end of the tunnel.

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New Boogeyman For Conspiracy Loons: Bill Gates

Bill Gates, of all people, is somehow being blamed for this pandemic.

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Unassuming Small Businesses That Hid Big-Time Scams

These were small businesses, but big time crooks.

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How To Spot Fake News From A Mile Away

Here's how to avoid becoming an uninformed angry internet denizen.

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Goodbye Land O'Lakes Butter Lady. You Won't Be Missed.

It's about time we just let Mia retire.

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Dude Handed Drive-Thru Employees $40k

Here's the type of Instagram challenge we can all get behind.

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Pope Scotch Comment (Stupidly) Stricken From History

All you ever hear about in Catholicism is wine, wine, wine. Pope Francis has other ideas.

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Does Anyone In The White House Understand How Money Works?

The stimulus package is like putting a bandaid on the bleeding stump where your arm got ripped off.

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