Cracked Archive - News
This Yelling Man Is Pure Catharsis
This guy does an epic rant like no other.
- By Riley Simmons
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- April 22, 2020
Important News Overshadowed By You-Know-What
Turns out there's actually other news in the world.
- By Andrea Meno
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- April 22, 2020
Boston Runner Completes A Marathon And Ends Up With A Typo
Boston Strog -- a rallying cry for anyone missing big events they'd had planned during all this.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 22, 2020
Reasons The Cruise Business Should Go To The Bottom
When vacations come back, do anything else!
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 22, 2020
Unexpected, Absurd Hilarity In All This
There's nothing like a serious crisis to bring out the inadvertent hilarity.
- By Andrea Meno
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- April 21, 2020
'Liberate' Protestors Are The Dumbest Thing That Could Have Happened Right Now
No needs to listen to this tiny group of morons trying to get you sick.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 21, 2020
We'd Be Better Off With Dr. Pepper Than These 'Doctors'
Celebrity doctors are more dangerous now than ever, which makes us wonder, did we ever need them in the first place?
- By Riley Simmons
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- April 21, 2020
News That'll Give You Hope We Can Beat This Thing
There may be a light at the end of the tunnel.
- By Andrea Meno
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- April 20, 2020
New Boogeyman For Conspiracy Loons: Bill Gates
Bill Gates, of all people, is somehow being blamed for this pandemic.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 20, 2020
Unassuming Small Businesses That Hid Big-Time Scams
These were small businesses, but big time crooks.
- By Alex Hanton
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- April 19, 2020
How To Spot Fake News From A Mile Away
Here's how to avoid becoming an uninformed angry internet denizen.
- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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- April 18, 2020
Goodbye Land O'Lakes Butter Lady. You Won't Be Missed.
It's about time we just let Mia retire.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 17, 2020
Dude Handed Drive-Thru Employees $40k
Here's the type of Instagram challenge we can all get behind.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 17, 2020
Pope Scotch Comment (Stupidly) Stricken From History
All you ever hear about in Catholicism is wine, wine, wine. Pope Francis has other ideas.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 17, 2020
Does Anyone In The White House Understand How Money Works?
The stimulus package is like putting a bandaid on the bleeding stump where your arm got ripped off.
- By Riley Simmons
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- April 16, 2020
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