20 Impeccable Facts That Left Us Shaking Our Heads
My name is Jameson Jones. I've lived all of my twenty-four years in the small town of Newbury, Ohio. I was born there, and I will die there if I can help it. My dad died last year, and Mom's getting older, so it's not looking too good for me to be going anywhere. I guess I'll just stay put here and get a job and try to keep up with school as best I can until I can get myself into something that doesn't involve too much work. It'd be nice if it was something I wanted to do, but since that doesn't seem to be the case, I suppose I'd better make do with something that will at least get me some decent money.
That's about the only thing I have going for me.
Well, that, and this one single other thing.
That other thing is a list of odd facts that I can recite on demand, any time, anywhere.
It goes …