Double standards are pretty shitty. Not only are they terrible to the people they're applied to, but they also make you realize how unintentionally terrible -- or intentionally for the truly awful -- our fellow human beings can be.

But that's why you always steer clear of them, right? Wellll ... remember that whole "unintentional" part we just mentioned?

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