30 Double Standards That Nobody Wants To Admit To

You're probably a hypocrite and don't even know it.
30 Double Standards That Nobody Wants To Admit To

Double standards are pretty shitty. Not only are they terrible to the people they're applied to, but they also make you realize how unintentionally terrible -- or intentionally for the truly awful -- our fellow human beings can be.

But that's why you always steer clear of them, right? Wellll ... remember that whole "unintentional" part we just mentioned?

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