A man walked alone in the desert. He wore nothing but an old pair of jeans and his underwear. It was a hot summer day with the temperature reaching into the eighties, so he had removed his shoes to avoid burning his feet on the hot sand.
He was a tall, thin man with a pale complexion. He carried only a bottle of water with him. There were no other people or structures for as far as he could see in any direction. His hair was long, and it covered part of his face, making his eyes look sunken into his skull. The skin of his hands and face was dry and rough from being in the sun, while his legs had been scratched up and bleeding by the time he reached this place. He was also dehydrated and exhausted after having been wandering for two days straight through a barren landscape.
He murmured something softly to himself and, if you listened quietly, you could make out that it was a list of facts he repeated to himself over and over. It went ...
Frogs can throw up in space.
Beer baths are beneficial.
One of the world’s biggest cats roamed America a few thousand years ago.
Nearly half a million Americans suffered bed-related injuries in one year.
A mantis will have better odds at making babies if they eat their partner.
Saying “God bless you” after a sneeze was thought up by a Pope.
The Queen of England is responsible for a mile being 5,280 feet.
The stars in the sky are a little warped.
The idea behind the alien symbiote from Spider-Man came from a fan.
The Evil Queen uttered the first words in a full-length Disney cartoon.
A cigarette break in the air led to a fatal plane crash.
NYC teachers are showing off fake vaccination cards.
Swift-fans want to crash a commencement speech at NYU.
One Chicago bus station is a pigeon poop magnet.
A mom dressed their three-year-old as a prostitute on ‘Toddlers And Tiaras.’