Cracked Archive - News
Some days you have to choose between the news and your sanity.
The news media is like a dripping faucet that’s in every room of the house.
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Just in case you needed more evidence that Gawker was garbage ...
- By Adam Wears
The news is specifically crafted to keep you swinging from rage to terror and back again.
Some weeks the news is like a clown hiding in your sewer.
Keeping up with the news is like jumping into a passing flash mob.
Turns out Donald Trump has always been a whack-o.
- By Cracked Plasticians