The news media is like a dripping faucet that's in every room of the house. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with all the headlines while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Disney I:S BRINGING BACK J.J. ABRAMS TO DIRECT STAR EPISODEIX WARS The film, which will premiere on December 20, 2019, was originally slated to be dir

SEATTLE MAYOR ED MURRAY RESIGNED AFTER FIVE CHILD SEX ABUSE ACCUSATIONS. Murray has denied the allegations, the latest of which came from his cousin,

Source: CNN

PATTY JENKINS HAS BECOME THE HIGHEST-PAID FEMALE DIRECTOR AFTER LANDING WONDER WOMAN 2. Following the financial and critical success of Wonder Woman,

Source: Variety

BERNIE SANDERS WLL INTRODUCE A MEDICARE FOR ALL BILL. The bill is being co-sponsored by Corey Booker, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, and Kirsten G

Source: The Hill

THERE IS A CHANCE HURRICANE JOSE WILL MAKE LANDFALL ON THE NORTH AMERICAN EAST COAST. Weather RADAR AND SATELLITE Derre WITNESDAY 3  AM foR St. Lout N

Source: USA Today

LEN WEIN, THE DC COMICS WRITER BEST KNOWN FOR CO-CREATING WOLVERINE AND SWAMP THING AND WHO WAS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR REVITALIZING THE XMEN HAS DIED AT

Source: Variety

HBO IS REPORTEDLY FILMING MULTIPLE ENDINGS FOR GAME OF FTHRONES IN AN EFFORT TO PROTECT THE SERIES' FINALE FROM LEAKS. CRACKED COM

PROTESTS ERUPTED IN ST. LOUIS AFTER A FORMER OFFICER WAS ACQUITTED IN THE SHOOTING DEATH OF A BLACK SUSPECT. At least 23 people were arrested after th

Source: CNN

Selena Gomez revealed she has been recovering from a kidney transplant. The singer, who disclosed her Lupus diagnosis in 2015, said she took the summe

Source: People

22 PEOPLE WERE INJURED WHEN A HOMEMADE BOMB EXPLODED ON A COMUTER TRAIN IN LONDON. None of the injuries, mostly burns and other types typically inflic

Source: AOL

STAN LEE WILL APPEAR IN FIVE MORE MARVEL MOVIE CAMEOS. PACES The RED SKULL Planned LEE WILL HAVE HIS SIGNATURE CAMEOS IN BLACK PANTHER, AVENGERS: INFI

Source: Screen Rant

NEW KURT VONNEGUT WORKS WILL BE RELEASED SEPTEMBER 26TH. These five short stories have never been published before. They were found by literary schola

Source: VICE

HARRY DEAN STANTON PASSED AWAY AT AGE 91. The cult actor-musician's career spanned six decades, appearing in such series as Twin Peaks and Big Love, a

Source: Variety

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