ChrisPauls Wisconsin
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- CP
- Member Since:
- July 13, 2013
About Me
String together words, sometimes for money. Onion contributing writer since Tiger Woods PGA tour 2003 for Playstation. Co-author of Deck Z: The Titanic: https://www.amazon.com/Deck-Z-Titanic-Unsinkable-Undead/dp/145210803X
Patton Oswalt Talks To Cracked About Reinventing Himself, Neil Gaiman's Sandman, And Ducks
Talking Neil Gaiman, wildlife management, and all things comedy.
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Want An Abbott Elementary School Shooting Episode? (You're Not Getting One)
Call your elected representative, don't DM Quinta Brunson.
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- By Chris Pauls
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The Cursed McDonald's Sandwich Jason Alexander Couldn't Save
Yes, there is Emmy, Tony, and Grammy award-winner Jason Richards, looking like he belongs in 'American Psycho.'
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- By Chris Pauls
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‘Seinfeld’s Michael Richards And Andy Kaufman’s ‘Fight’ On Live TV
Andy Kaufman might have been the OG troll.
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- By Chris Pauls
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Dave Chappelle Attacked Onstage: Where Was The Security?
We need more security than Jamie Foxx in a cowboy hat.
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- By Chris Pauls
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'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia': Dennis Reynolds Is The Ultimate Supervillain
He didn't start out as a full-blown supervillain, but now he just might be the apex, the final form, the thing we should all rightly fear: I am talking about Dennis Reynolds.
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- By Chris Pauls
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'Freaks And Geeks': Should There Ever Be A Reunion?
Get ready to ball up your fists and yell, "Khaaaaan!"
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- By Chris Pauls
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That Time My Friend Wrestled Andy Kaufman
"You're Andy Kaufman!" "Yes, I am, kid," he said, sliding off the kitchen table. "Now c'mere; let's wrestle."
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4 Huge Secret Problems With Avengers: Endgame's Ending
WARNING! You are about to ascend SPOILER MOUNTAIN!
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- By Dan Duddy, Isaac Cabe, Chris Pauls
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Katie, Jedi, And Other Conspiracy Theories Making The Rounds
All the latest theories from the tinfoil hat brigade.
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- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls, Scott Laffey
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