This got us wondering, how exactly do you get ten sharks to your basement pool? Is there a shark delivery service? A shark black market? Guys in dark allies with trenchcoats full of sharks?
One of the difficulties obtaining sharks (other than the teethy bitey stuff) is their conservation status: many are endangered. So it surprised us to find out that you can actually shop for sharks online. This website claims to be legit, with legal permits to collect and sell sharks. It also insists upon humane treatment of the sharks, demanding their costumers show proof of proper tank facilities. The best part of the website is their guarantee: "NO GAMES! WE GUARANTEE LIVE ARRIVAL ON ALL AIR SHIPMENTS OR YOU GET ANOTHER SHARK OR YOUR MONEY BACK!" I wish there were more guarantees like this, like "If this bottle of OxyClean doesn't obliterate spaghetti stains out of your white shirts and you aren't 100% satisfied, receive a full refund OR YOU GET ANOTHER SHARK."