Look, we get it. Some days you have to choose between the news and your sanity. We're all about looking out for your mental health, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).

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Source: Yahoo News

THE U.S. MAY POSSIBLY CLOSE ITS EMBASSY IN CUBA AFTER A SUSPECTED SONIC WEAPON ATTACK THAT CAUSED 21 EMBASSY STAFF TO EXPERIENCE HEALTH ISSUES SUCH AS

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/26/17)

Source: ABC News

PRESIDENT TRUMP TOOK AIM AT PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES OVER THEIR RIGHT TO PROTEST. Trump withdrew his White House invitation to Golden State Warrior Steph

STANISLAV PETROV, THE SOVIET OFFICER WHO PREVENTED A NUCLEAR WAR, HAS DIED. Petrov was in command when radar showed that the U.S. had launched missile

A GEORGIA TECH CAMPUS POLICE OFFICER SHOT AND KILLED A21-YEAR-OLD STUDENT NAMED SCOUT SHULTZ, PROMPTING PROTESTS. Schultz was the one who called 911 t

Source: AJC

THE FBI IS INVESTIGATING A SEX TAPE EXTORTION PLOT AGAINST KEVIN HART. In a video apology to his wife and family, Hart revealed he was being blackmail

PAUL MANAFORT WAS WIRETAPPED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT DURING AND AFTER THE 2016 ELECTION. Manafort, Donald Trump's former campaign advisor, was being in

Source: CNN

MATT FURIE, THE CREATOR OF PEPE THE FROG, IS TAKING LEGAL ACTION TO STOP THE RIGHT FROM USING THE IMAGE... INCLUDING CEASE AND DESIST ORDERS AND DMCA

Source: VICE

THE SENATE IS TRYING TO REPEAL OBAMACARE BEFORE SEPTEMBER 30TH. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is testing the waters for a bill that would rep

Source: Politico

PRESIDENT TRUMP THREATENED TO TOTALLY DESTROY NORTH KOREA IN A SPEECH TO THE U.N. Trump told the General Assembly that the U.S. will have no choice

Source: The AV Club

A BOSTON UNIVERSITY STUDY SHOWED AARON HERNANDEZ HAD A DEGENERATIVE BRAIN DISEASE. The former NFL star was discovered to have suffered from CTE, a bra

Source: CNN

LEGENDARY PRO WRESTLING MANAGER BOBBY THE BRAIN HEENAN PASSED AWAY AT THE AGE OF 73. Heenan's career spanned over four decades, working as a wrestle

Source: F4W Online

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