What Are Millennials Killing Now? (8/27/17)

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What Are Millennials Killing Now? (8/27/17)

Roving bands of bloodthirsty millennials have been razing the countryside, sparing no industry big or small. Here are some of their new victims...

MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING BREASTS. ACCORDING TO Porn hub. MILLENNIALS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN BOOBS. THIS IS WHERE WE DRAW THE LINE. AlI Time Most Viewed

Source: Mel Magazine

MILLENNIALS ARE SCREWING UP CREDIT CARDS. A FEW BELIEVE THAT MISSING A PAYMENT WOULD ACTUALLY IMPROVE THEIR CREDIT RATING. FAIR GOOD POOR EXCELLENT

Source: NY Post

MILLENNIALS ARE RUINING THE FIRING PROCESS. ACCORDING TO A SURVEY. ONE IN EIGHT WOULD RATHER BE FIRED VIA TEXT OR INSTANT MESSAGE RATHER THAN IN PERSO

Source: CNBC

MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING OFFICE FASHION. IT'S NOT ABOUT A UNIFORM FOR THESE UNSTARCHED ROGUES. WELL, IF WORK ISN'T ABOUT A UNIFORM WHAT IS IT ABOUT?

Source: CNBC

THE FIRST ALL-MILLENNIAL CRUISE LINE IS READYING TO SET SAIL. AND IF YOU'RE OVER 45. FORGET IT. YOU CAN'T BOARD. GRACKED 11uuss IT'S ALMOST AS IF TEN

Source: Daily Dot

What Are Millennials Killing Now? (8/27/17)

Source: Business Insider

MILLENNIALS ARE MURDERING THE EENGAGEMENT RING AND DIAMOND INDUSTRY. THESE RUTHLESS BARBARIANS ARE MORE INTERESTED IN SPENDING MONEY ON EXPERIENCES

Source: CNBC

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Related: What Are Millennials Killing Now? (9/26/17)

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