Some weeks the news is like a clown hiding in your sewer. This is one of those weeks. But don't worry, we've got you covered. We've taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
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These stories are so weird we're not even sure Hollywood would touch them.