Some weeks the news is like a clown hiding in your sewer. This is one of those weeks. But don't worry, we've got you covered. We've taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
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You can't take it with you. So, they didn't.
These guys make the Joker look like a well-adjusted citizen.
A lot of medical problems read like horror movie scripts.
Tour guides don't tell you all the gruesome stuff that goes down at famous locations.
The real video game villains are in the marketing department.
Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, we can bring great shows into high definition ... but should we?