It’s like if cleavage was outlawed, so everyone started getting horny about turtlenecks.
It's the 'Game of Thrones' of third-rate pizza.
The ortolan is a small songbird that’s considered a French delicacy, but it ain’t no chicken.
He was like a Soviet Hannibal Lecter, though he sucked at it.
They were the original 'Wet Bandits.'
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is an absurd helium-filled mess.
They store down Death. Death blinked.
Meet Georgia Tann: adoption advocate, kindly senior, and ghoul who stole 5,000 children.
Naturally, the person responsible for making sure everyone perverted O’Keeffe’s pretty flowers was a man.
Life is random. Which means some things don't feel random at all.
His prices were almost as insane as his, well, decades of corporate malfeasance.