Can you imagine a world in which Lincoln had a dinosaur companion? We sure did, and we put it on this T-shirt for all to see. We're not sure what our world would look like had Lincoln never been assassinated, but this certainly builds a solid case for being able to bring pets into theaters. And Spielberg would've been able to knock out two birds with one movie stone. Jurassic Lincoln: A Story Of Love, Law, And AGH! HELP! A TYRANNOSAUR IS EATING ME. I, JOHN WILKES BOOTH, TRULY DID NOT EXPECT THIS.
If there's one thing dinosaurs have taught us, it's that the best way to preserve your reputation and your bones is to stay underground. Whether you're a band or a dinosaur, the moment you leave the underground is the moment you sell out. And then all the 20-somethings in Williamsburg will say things like "I used to listen to the screeches of the Deinonychus before they got big." We created this T-shirt as a reminder to never compromise on art, and that if man creates dinosaurs, then man will inherit the dirt.
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No need to yell. You almost made us drop a bigger turd heap than the one Laura Dern stuck her forearms in. Thankfully, the Cracked Store has plenty of products to feed your primal urges. Now please stop baring those teeth.