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Whitney was probably not singing about this lamp when she said "You light up my life," but you will be. Whether you're spending too much time working from home this gray winter or you want to have friends over for a rave, the Lamp Depot Minimalist LED Corner Floor Lamp will give you a luminous outlet for all of your feelings. It doesn't really look like a lamp at all. It mostly looks like a series of lines etched into the corner of the room, but much like a Molotov cocktail, when you light it up, hooooo boy, does it make an impression.

This lamp's soft white, integrated LEDs provide hours of customized illumination. With the simple remote control, you can shuffle through more than 16 million colors and 300 multicolor effects to set just the right mood for literally any situation. When you're not using it, it sticks elegantly in a corner, out of the way, not taking up any unnecessary space in your studio apartment. Plus, it's made with quality metal finishes and a weighted rubber bottom to ensure it sticks in place safely. It's like a high-end design piece that's functional and fits perfectly pretty much anywhere you want to put it. The Swedes didn't make it, but you could definitely convince people that they did.

Give your lighting situation an upgrade, no matter where you're a little short on light. For a limited time, you can get the Lamp Depot Minimalist LED Corner Floor Lamp for half off $149 at just $79.99. Want to deck out your entire home? Get two for 53% off $299 at $139.98, four for 55% off $699 at just $309.99, or six for 47% off $894 at just $469.99.

Prices are subject to change.

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