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No one likes the fact that millions of people are dying from a raging pandemic, but wearing a mask doesn’t have to be a bummer. You can prevent the spread of germs and express your unique individuality at the same time. It's a little-known fact that there are only 10 types of people [citation needed], so one of these masks is guaranteed to suit your lifestyle or at least add a little extra flair to your 'fit. A pandemic is no excuse not to be fly.

Premium Everyday Face Mask

MSRP: $13

Sale Price: $11.99 (7% off)

You'll look straight out of a medical show like ER or Grey's Anatomy in this premium, dual-cotton, no-frills mask. Just promise is you won’t use your newfound air of authority for evil.

Reusable Face Masks: 2-Pack

MSRP: $29

Sale Price: $14.99 (50% off)

These machine-washable masks are for the lazy at heart and sleeve. They’re taut, comfortable, and can be washed for many, many uses. Ain't no shame in that game -- you just know that it's what's on the inside (read: Fritos) that counts.

Two-Ply Statement Face Masks: 2-Pack

MSRP: $29

Sale Price: $17.99 (40% off)

If you're the kind of person who'd rather skip the small talk, make a statement wherever you go with these light, breathable, text-covered masks. Keeping your mouth shut is better for everyone anyway, both socially and medically.

Chambray Cloth Mask

MSRP: $22

Sale Price: $18 (18% off)

Looking for more of a fashion statement? This soft cloth mask is made of chambray fabric to help complete your "cyberpunk cowboy" summer aesthetic.

Non-Medical Fabric Face Masks: 3-Pack

MSRP: $29

Sale Price: $18.99 (36% off)

These cute cloth masks are machine-washable and fit comfortably on any face, giving you the protection you need while staying cool. They come in leopard print, camo, those cute li'l stars up there, and a single creepy eye, so you’re covered whether your vibe is "Mariah Carey" or "Lovecraftian nightmare."

Cotton Face Masks with Fun Prints: 4-Pack

MSRP: $39

Sale Price: $19.99 (50% off)

These fun masks are made with breathable cotton and come in dozens of colorful patterns. Wanna look like a Jackson Pollock painting? An old lady's couch? A rainbow cheetah poised to strike in a bloodthirsty attack? The sky's the limit. Follow your dreams.

Reusable Trendy Face Cover / Neck Gaiter

Sale Price: $19.99

Get the same freedom of expression with the comfort of a neck gaiter with these colorful bad boys. You can get down with some flamingos and cacti, a '90s print right out of Saved By the Bell, that Bauhaus-inspired number up there, and many more. Bonus: You can carry that same energy to the slopes this winter.

Polyester Face Masks: 5-Pack

MSRP: $49

Sale Price: $21.99 (56% off)

Mask up the whole family with this five-pack! Everybody gets their own fun color! You won't even have to remember their names anymore. That dude you shared a room with for 15 years? He’s "Blue" now.

Active Masks: 3-Pack

MSRP: $27

Sale Price: $22.99 (14% off)

People love to complain about how hard it is to exercise with a mask on. Well, this one is made with a double layer of cotton and a thin layer of fusing in between, so you have no excuse not to hit those trails. Toughen up, maggot.

2-Layer Knit Jersey Face Mask: 5-Pack

MSRP: $40

Sale Price: $24.99 (37% off)

Maybe you’re more of a sensitive flower. That's great! We need you in the world to keep everything soft and cozy, just like these knit jersey masks. Don't worry: Everything's going to be alright. You know, hopefully.

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