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No one likes the fact that millions of people are dying from a raging pandemic, but wearing a mask doesn’t have to be a bummer. You can prevent the spread of germs and express your unique individuality at the same time. It's a little-known fact that there are only 10 types of people , so one of these masks is guaranteed to suit your lifestyle or at least add a little extra flair to your 'fit. A pandemic is no excuse not to be fly.
You'll look straight out of a medical show like ER or Grey's Anatomy in this premium, dual-cotton, no-frills mask. Just promise is you won’t use your newfound air of authority for evil.
These machine-washable masks are for the lazy at heart and sleeve. They’re taut, comfortable, and can be washed for many, many uses. Ain't no shame in that game -- you just know that it's what's on the inside (read: Fritos) that counts.
If you're the kind of person who'd rather skip the small talk, make a statement wherever you go with these light, breathable, text-covered masks. Keeping your mouth shut is better for everyone anyway, both socially and medically.
Looking for more of a fashion statement? This soft cloth mask is made of chambray fabric to help complete your "cyberpunk cowboy" summer aesthetic.
These cute cloth masks are machine-washable and fit comfortably on any face, giving you the protection you need while staying cool. They come in leopard print, camo, those cute li'l stars up there, and a single creepy eye, so you’re covered whether your vibe is "Mariah Carey" or "Lovecraftian nightmare."
These fun masks are made with breathable cotton and come in dozens of colorful patterns. Wanna look like a Jackson Pollock painting? An old lady's couch? A rainbow cheetah poised to strike in a bloodthirsty attack? The sky's the limit. Follow your dreams.
Get the same freedom of expression with the comfort of a neck gaiter with these colorful bad boys. You can get down with some flamingos and cacti, a '90s print right out of Saved By the Bell, that Bauhaus-inspired number up there, and many more. Bonus: You can carry that same energy to the slopes this winter.
Mask up the whole family with this five-pack! Everybody gets their own fun color! You won't even have to remember their names anymore. That dude you shared a room with for 15 years? He’s "Blue" now.
People love to complain about how hard it is to exercise with a mask on. Well, this one is made with a double layer of cotton and a thin layer of fusing in between, so you have no excuse not to hit those trails. Toughen up, maggot.
Maybe you’re more of a sensitive flower. That's great! We need you in the world to keep everything soft and cozy, just like these knit jersey masks. Don't worry: Everything's going to be alright. You know, hopefully.