10 Michelle Wolf Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’

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3 Stupid Movie Moments That Are Secretly Genius - Your Brain on Cracked

3 STUPID MOVIE MOMENTS THAT ARE SECRETLY GENIUS Your Brain on CRACKEID

Is Gerard Butler's goofy 300 accent actually brilliant? Is there a there a good reason for Twilight werewolf nudity? Does Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade imply God wants us to be skilled tumblers? Well, alleged "Doctor" Jordan Breeding returns to explain why some of film's stupidest moments are secretly genius.

Inspired by the articles The Horrifying Easter Egg Everyone Missed in Indiana Jones, 5 Weird Movie Questions You Didn't Know Had Answers, and 4 Movie Theories That Explain Bizarre Casting Choices

Writer: Jordan Breeding
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Editing: Andy Sowar, Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
Special Thanks: Devin Byam

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