CRACKED Staff
05.26.2009
This Week In Unnecessary Censorship (VIDEO) [HuffPo Comedy]
Awesome Art Made of Everyday Objects [BentObjects]
Build something ridiculous, become famous, make our advertisers happy [RedbullSoapboxUSA.com]
Expensive Nudes: The 10 Most Valuable Naked Women of All Time [Askmen]
Sex Face or Sports Face [Liquid Generation]
"So to make a little extra money I decided to get into dog fighting. I don't think I'm doing it right." [You Tube]
05.22.2009
Maybe you shouldn't smoke there ... [Mirth Canal]
05.19.2009
Mock Facebook account for the character of *blank* Shepard from Mass Effect [Penny Arcade Forums]
05.15.2009 When you feel like we do about cheeseburgers, this site is basically pornography [cheese-burger.net]
05.12.2009
f*****g with random strangers around the globe via Omegle is more fun than you'd expect [The Mirth Canal]
05.08.2009
My Little Pony: Live-Action Michael Bay Trailer [Fark.com]
05.05.2009
Look At This f*****g Hipster [lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com]
05.01.2009
A Terrifying Sequence of YouTube Videos [Mirth Canal]
04.28.2009
3600 old VHS covers of movies that probably didn't make the leap to DVD [CoverBrowser]
4.24.2009
4.21.2009
4.14.2009
4.10.2009 04.07.2009 The Cracked writers make retarded Xtranormal videos! [TheMirthCanal]
04.03.2009 Terrifying baby snuggle or "Quaid ... start the reactor. Free Mars!" [
Thanks to Mortal Wombat.
Robot Chicken Balls Montage [AdultSwim]
Check Your Nuts: Another Amazing Indian Music Video [Uncoached]
Gilette Tells You How to Shave Your Groin [TheBlogofHilarity.com]
Morgan Freeman. As Dracula. Taking a bath [Fark]
They still have racially segregated proms in Georgia. [NYTimes.com]
Thanks to Disco Stu.
Seana Mitchell's name is one letter off from being that of a man. Her boobs are many more letters off from being those of a man... [GorillaMask.net]
10 Famous Men With One Ball [Asylum]
10 Summer Beer Cocktails That Don't Suck [Coed]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Special Atomic Demolition Munition
How weed got to America: Explanation courtesy of Showtime's 'Weeds' [HuffPo Comedy]
The Recession Is Hitting Everyone: 5 Pics [I-Am-Bored]
The Next 10 Celebrities to Get a Porn Offer: Now that we've got Miss California out of the way ... [Askmen]
Ikea Instruction Manual For Hiding Your Girlfriend's Dog You Accidentally Killed [Holy Taco]
10 Classic Comedy Scenes from between 1987-1996 [Liquid Generation]
Thanks to Sa9jev.
Family Guy: As okay as your face [AdultSwim]
5 Elevator Pranks [Uncoached]
15 Reasons Men Die Before Women [TheSingleThing.com]
Half of you are going to try this next time you get the opportunity, and all of you are going to hurt yourselves [Fark]
The Worst Animations in History [MirthCanal]
Thanks to P-Frank.
Sasha Grey is a sexy teacher by day, and walks around in her underwear a lot by night [GorillaMask.net]
David Wain teaches you how to get the girl [Asylum]
The history of the laser is, not surprisingly, pretty awesome. [Coed]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Quickfire: More proof that old-timey justice was f*****g terrifying.
Sunny D Boarding And Other Pop Culture Torture Methods [Holy Taco]
Escape from Scientology Land (Flash Game) [Liquid Generation]
The Slumdog Price is Right: Come on down... to India! [CollegeHumor.com]
Thanks to Finlander.
Never Put Your Easily Excitable Son in the Christmas Card Photo (PIC) [I-Am-Bored]
Barack Obama is Cliff Huxtable [HuffPo Comedy]
Cool Artwork Interpreting Shows From Your Childhood [Uncoached]
...And the Corresponding 11 Pieces of Video Game Wall Art [LevelOneBoss.com]
How to stretch out the question and answer to "Budapest is the capital of what country" into 3 minutes of gargantuan failure [Fark]
An intricate, 3 year long prank on a stranger [UrbanPrankster]
Thanks to Demos182.
Jaclyn Denice is either a bikini model or she has the world's most persistent stalker [GorillaMask.net]
Who would win in a world wide bar fight? [Asylum]
OK, either Megan Fox is a damn genius or something terrible has happened in her brain. [Coed]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Larry Walters had the simultaneously coolest and stupidest idea in the history of flight.
Matthew Fox And Jimmy Kimmel's Staring Contest Ends With Awkward Shower Scene, Broken Limbs [HuffPo Comedy]
Great Moments in Failed Sobriety Tests [Uncoached]
9 Awkward Movies To Watch on a Date [WhipItOutComedy.com]
If only all slushee commercials were this good [Fark]
Ejaculation Etiquette [Askmen]
Autumn Reeser is that hot chick from that one thing you saw once [Holy Taco]
10 Sexiest Movie Strippers [Liquid Generation]
An authentic karaoke experience without the watered-down martinis or lonely people. [CollegeHumor.com]
Thanks to Tim.
Holy crappy acting, Batman! Adam West vs Laughing Gas [I-Am-Bored]
Our favorite comic yells at children [AdultSwim]
Thanks to porkchpsandwch.
What's more RAWK! than staring a fire with headbanging? Apparently everything [GorillaMask.net]
Real Archaelogist Digs Up Fact, Fiction of 'Angels & Demons' [Asylum]
And the Star Wars backlash begins ....NOW (Spoilers) [Coed]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Mary's Room: A thought experiment to blow your mind
Bill Cosby impressions are like assholes: Everybody’s got a really s****y one and they're far more likely to show them off on the internet. [BigStupidIdiot.com]
“This dance isn’t very safe AT ALL…” [Holy Taco]
Baby Preachers That Scare Us [Uncoached]
FUrL: The other side of classic FMLs [CollegeHumor.com]
Thanks to Itrade.
Worst Day Ever: If you ever find yourself in this particular situation, just kiss your ass goodbye. [I-Am-Bored]
The hero we need, but not the hero we SERVED FOOL! [Fark]
WWE's The Rock sings about pie [YouTube]
Thanks to nchammer326 .
Classic Sitcom Themes: Fill in the Blank [Liquid Generation]
8-bit Grand Theft Auto meets Burger Time [AdultSwim.com]
The Top 10 Secret Atheists [Askmen]
Christina Stefanidi probably added that di so she wouldn't have two first names. Also, she is attractive. [GorillaMask.net]
How to get away from it all (including the feds) [Asylum]
Even creepier than these: the guy behind the counter. [Coed]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Traumatic insemination: Human females don't know how good they have it
That’s Demetri Martin in a nutshell, all right… [Askmen]
The unluckiest game show contestant [CollegeHumor.com]
Thanks to Sa9jev.
Biff from Back to the Future performing musical haiku. You read that right, butthead. [I-Am-Bored]
69: always the right answer in any situation. [Fark]
Dinosaur Comics Randomizer [DefiningTerms.com]
Thanks to Driscoll .
This Mother's Day be grateful your parents aren't famous. [Liquid Generation]
Know who we need to render verdict on the rights of former Guantanamo detainees? The Ultimate f*****g Warrior. [Holy Taco]
Attention Ron Paul Fans: Have We Got a Vacation For You! [PoeTV]
Thanks to Johnny Roastbeef.
Every single Adult Swim Star Trek moment [AdultSwim.com]
The Many Things Wolverine Is NOT The Best At [TheLastGaffe.com]
The Free Hugs Prank [GorillaMask.net]
What your sexual fantasies say about you. [Asylum]
Helicopter’s tail falls the f**k off for no good reason. [Coed]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Digit ratio: That middle school rumor about finger length may be backed by science
Your daily feel good video - Massive crowd sings 'Hey Jude' in Trafalgar square [CollegeHumor.com]
Thanks to Doctor Shenanigans.
Awesome Watchmen graffiti makes you feel like you wasted my life not doing Watchmen graffiti. [I-Am-Bored]
First you feel bad for laughing, then keyboard cat comes along and makes it worse [Fark]
Rodney Mullen can do impossible things on a skateboarding. [YouTube]
Thanks to Liquorish .
If Kool-Aid Ads Were Awkward [Liquid Generation]
Weird moments even by rock standards. [Holy Taco]
The chorus from the Die Hard music video will not be leaving your head any time soon [YouTube]
Thanks to Keroman.
The 10 Worst Basketball Scenes in Movies [ScreenJunkies.com]
Abby M is an attractive young lady [GorillaMask.net]
That power ranger is the saddest damn thing I've ever seen ... [Uncoached]
Dick Cheney, How'd HE Do? Letterman Takes On Cheney For Attacking Obama (VIDEO) [HuffPo Comedy]
10 Worst Hip Hop Crossovers [Askmen]
Ladies, you horrify us. [Asylum]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Is it possible to walk a completely unbroken path around the world? This guy's going to find out.
Thanks to sr3116.
Best 'Sorry, I Hit Your Car' Note Ever [I-Am-Bored]
1500+ students descend on University of Kentucky library for flash rave [Fark]
My cat is a Christian [YouTube]
Thanks to Quagmar .
10 Funniest Adult Swim Cartoons [Liquid Generation]
We're just glad this site wasn't around when we were 12 years-old [awkwardboners.com]
Thanks to Disco Stu.
Guns don't kill people, kittens do ... with guns (Flash Game) [AdultSwim.com]
Rap Chop: Infomercials are much more entertaining remixed as catchy hip hop tunes [GorillaMask.net]
The 10 Funniest Runway Model Wipeouts [Manofest]
British Choir Sings "What's My Age Again?" [CollegeHumor.com]
The Best in Face-Mask Fashion -- Surviving the Outbreak in Style [Asylum]
Holy s**t! Cincinatti has a real super hero, though he probably could have picked a better name ... [HuffPo Comedy]
The 10 Most Powerful Sports Agents [Askmen]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Who knew all the most famous prank calls had one source?
Thanks to Sanchez.
Street musicians performing "Stand by Me" around the globe (Watch this now if you're having a bad day) [Vimeo.com]
Thanks to Kalli.
Why you shouldn't let quadruple amputees watch Disney sports movies: Quadruple Amputee Kyle Maynard Loses MMA Debut [MMA Fanhouse]
Thanks to Ninja .
South Park's Finest Celebrity Impersonations [Liquid Generation]
Zombie Hooker Nightmare: A Flash Game [AdultSwim.com]
Natasha Q looks very little like the Q from Bond films [GorillaMask.net]
101 Hot "Bikini Slave Leia" Photos [Manofest]
Weirdest Season of SNL Ever [CollgeHumor.com]
Larger Boobs Through Science? Yes we can! [Asylum]
Tony Danza rips on local news, not realizing he's on local news [Fark]
Snoutbreak '09: The "Daily Show" Mocks The Swine Flu Scare-Off [HuffPo Comedy]
"Financial Services" To Avoid [Askmen]
Mr Gay Rides Pluto the Lion [I-Am-Bored]
Vegetarians Are Harming the Environment [The Deadbeat]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Think you're rude to the missionaries that show up on your doorstep? Operation Auca.
Thanks to ginenbijnoam in the Mirth Canal.
Jimmy Kimmel Tests Terrible Toys On Unsuspecting Children [Huffington Post]
It's Japanese and called Don't Ram The Boobs. Yes. [Gorillamask]
Kundun got robbed. KUNDUN GOT ROBBED! [Ask Men]
Kanye and T-Pain's apprentice reads the news. [College Humor]
It's no "She Loves My c**k" by Jackyl but we dig it. [I Heart Chaos]
Where frat antics and D&D meet: naked wizard tasering (NSFW) [ Huffington Post]
Thanks to LeCompte in the Mirth Canal.
Samurai Toad and other villainous animals. [Holy Taco]
Where are the fake boobs? Playboys from your father's generation. [Playboy]
Thanks to Ripper in the Mirth Canal.
Matthew McConaughey is an abomination but he stands next to some foxy ladies from time to time. [Manofest]
Cheerleaders in slow motion. You're welcome. [I Am Bored]
Boner-killing William H. Macy has no business offering sex advice, but he does anyhow. [Asylum]
Great Scott! Back to the Future actually nailed some stuff. [11 Points]
10 potheads that put Cracked readers to shame. [Coed Magazine]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: The Humanzee (or Manpanzee)
Thanks to sadistic midget in the Mirth Canal.
Your Business Card is Crap [Collegehumor.com]
The entire range of human emotion in a few seconds: Slow motion sneezing [GorillaMask]
The Five Toughest Cities in the World [Ask Men]
Legalize 'Shrooms! Or on second thought ... [College Humor]
The YouTube Whore: One of the most interesting species of Internet being. [Liquid Generation]
Of all the Samuel L Jackson movies to come true when Samuel L Jackson isn't around ... [Yahoo]
Thanks to Secret Agent in the Mirth Canal.
Guy passes the f**k out on Glenn Beck. Glenn Beck is less than helpful [YouTube]
Are unicorn tattoos a bad idea or an awesome one? After viewing this gallery we're still not sure ... [Holy Taco]
Quagmire's 10 Horniest Clips [Adult Swim]
15 Awesomely Giant Things [ Oddee ]
Hugh Laurie (Dr. House) explains American Slang vs. English Slang [I Am Bored]
Horrifying stories about losing one’s virginity. [Asylum]
Christian folk duo God's Pottery discovers Segways 10 years after everyone else [Fark]
10 Things From Your 20s That You’ll Regret When You’re 40 [Coed Magazine]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Incredibly gory death blast rips through four people on a small submarine: Thanks science!
Thanks to Snake Face in the Mirth Canal.
FoxNews Splits from the US [The Deadbeat]
Sara Ballint Loves That Wallpaper [GorillaMask]
Because Cracked can't always be around to horrify you, here's some skin growths to look at. [Ask Men]
Learning to Play Guitar to Get You Laid: Volume 1. [College Humor]
A Cool Vampire: [Liquid Generation]
Billy Mays orders McDonald's. [College Humor]
Thanks to sr3116 in the Mirth Canal.
Bad drawings of celebrities. [Holy Taco]
Eels! Eels! Eels! [Adult Swim]
99 Photos of Fail. [Manofest]
Hot beard growing action. [I Am Bored]
Promotions that are bad for your health. [Asylum]
The Wolf and The Pig. [Fark]
Veronika Zemanova! [Coed Magazine]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: More than you ever need to know about Shredder's bumbling henchmen
Dirty Bird Special: Daily Show Explores STDs & Senior Sex [HuffPo Comedy]
Spike Jonze will adapt anything [YouTube]
You don't have to be crazy to own a costume shop, but.... oh wait, YES, YES you do [Fark]
Gentlemen and gentlemen: Natalie Noelle! [GorillaMask]
Fish make a lot of enemies. [Ask Men]
Batman can't get no respect. [College Humor]
What if your social network profile came to
life after you logged out? [Atom.com]
TMZ reports that Snoop Dogg's wife is dead (she's not), uses clever word play "Deady-Dead" in the headline [MediaTakeout]
Goddamn Snarf [Liquid Generation]
PETA v. Aging Hipsters [CNN]
Thanks to Ominous Oat in the Mirth Canal.
God's Top Gun of Deliverance takes our breath away. [Holy Taco]
FoxNews does a timely report on 4Chan. [FoxNews]
Thanks to Schroeder in the Mirth Canal.
25 Celebrities if They Were Bald. [Manofest]
"I'm really taking a lichen to this tree." [I Am Bored]
Stephen Colbert and congressman go through the looking glass. [Asylum]
The dreams of every Star Wars fanboy have been realized. [Gizmodo]
Thanks to Secret Agent in the Mirth Canal.
A gallery of hot girls in bunny costumes. [Coed Magazine]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Cultural Depictions of Philadephia
Disney stopped trying pretty early on. [CollgeHumor.com]
The Odyssey, as composed in Twitter. [Holy Taco]
Be sure to check out the the contributions from Nathan Birch and Sanchez.
It's a compendium of America's best political cartoons! And they're all terrible! [TheMirthCanal]
Thanks to Lieutenant.
Kim Kardashian is Photoshopped [Liquid Generation]
Brandi Pierce has that girl next door (to Hugh Heffner's neighbor) thing going for her [GorillaMask.net]
Scenes from a Japanese dick festival. [Asylum]
If you close your eyes Rachael Ray isn’t so bad… [Fark]
Know what’s in your sushi? [Askmen]
Colbert: Secular Stormtroopers Wage War On Easter (VIDEO) [HuffPo Comedy]
The Foot Thong [I-Am-Bored]
Truly fuckable Nerf guns. [Popular Mechanics]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: The List of the 86 Different Pepsi Types is about 84 Entries Too Long.
History is full of firsts. We made that observation f1rst, n00b. [CollegeHumor.com]
While most children shows were conceived on bad acid, this one stars a bald monk on acid interacting with children [Fark]
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