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Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.
05.29.2009
One man's (insane) quest to recreate the gameplay of Tie Fighter in MS Paint is your entertainment for the afternoon. [LP Archive.]
Thanks to Nktalloth in the Mirth Canal.
Come on down to Cleveland town, everyone! [Huffington Post]
Mindi Smith is like if dreams were made out of boobs. And if those dreams came true. And then someone took pictures. She's attractive, is what we're saying. [Gorillamask]
Find 10 hangover cures that almost work. [Ask Men]
Luigi's finally had enough. [College Humor]
You still have time to put this song in Transformers 2, Michael Bay. Make it happen. [YouTube]
The Top 10 Most Hated Music Genres (of course Rap Rock is on there). [Monitor Down]
Thanks to Yugosakimi in the Mirth Canal.
Taste the Magic! [Adult Swim]
This is a video of women taking their clothes off. [Liquid Generation]
Ghetto Fabulous Prom Photos. [I Am Bored]
Click here to watch Hot Sluts. It's not the kind you;re thinking of, but it is still awesome. [Asylum]
Ever wonder how to tell if a woman has fake boobs? No? Oh. Well, click here anyway. [Coed Magazine]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: List of Japanese Cooking Utensils
05.26.2009
This Week In Unnecessary Censorship (VIDEO) [HuffPo Comedy]
Awesome Art Made of Everyday Objects [BentObjects]
Build something ridiculous, become famous, make our advertisers happy [RedbullSoapboxUSA.com]
Expensive Nudes: The 10 Most Valuable Naked Women of All Time [Askmen]
Sex Face or Sports Face [Liquid Generation]
"So to make a little extra money I decided to get into dog fighting. I don't think I'm doing it right." [You Tube]
05.22.2009
Maybe you shouldn't smoke there ... [Mirth Canal]
05.19.2009
Mock Facebook account for the character of *blank* Shepard from Mass Effect [Penny Arcade Forums]
05.15.2009 When you feel like we do about cheeseburgers, this site is basically pornography [cheese-burger.net]
05.12.2009
Fucking with random strangers around the globe via Omegle is more fun than you'd expect [The Mirth Canal]
05.08.2009
My Little Pony: Live-Action Michael Bay Trailer [Fark.com]
05.05.2009
Look At This Fucking Hipster [lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com]
05.01.2009
A Terrifying Sequence of YouTube Videos [Mirth Canal]
04.28.2009
3600 old VHS covers of movies that probably didn't make the leap to DVD [CoverBrowser]
4.24.2009
4.21.2009
4.14.2009
4.10.2009 04.07.2009 The Cracked writers make retarded Xtranormal videos! [TheMirthCanal]
04.03.2009 Terrifying baby snuggle or "Quaid ... start the reactor. Free Mars!" [
Thanks to Mortal Wombat.
Robot Chicken Balls Montage [AdultSwim]
Check Your Nuts: Another Amazing Indian Music Video [Uncoached]
Gilette Tells You How to Shave Your Groin [TheBlogofHilarity.com]
Morgan Freeman. As Dracula. Taking a bath [Fark]
They still have racially segregated proms in Georgia. [NYTimes.com]
Thanks to Disco Stu.
Seana Mitchell's name is one letter off from being that of a man. Her boobs are many more letters off from being those of a man... [GorillaMask.net]
10 Famous Men With One Ball [Asylum]
10 Summer Beer Cocktails That Don't Suck [Coed]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Special Atomic Demolition Munition
How weed got to America: Explanation courtesy of Showtime's 'Weeds' [HuffPo Comedy]
The Recession Is Hitting Everyone: 5 Pics [I-Am-Bored]
The Next 10 Celebrities to Get a Porn Offer: Now that we've got Miss California out of the way ... [Askmen]
Ikea Instruction Manual For Hiding Your Girlfriend's Dog You Accidentally Killed [Holy Taco]
10 Classic Comedy Scenes from between 1987-1996 [Liquid Generation]
Thanks to Sa9jev.
Family Guy: As okay as your face [AdultSwim]
5 Elevator Pranks [Uncoached]
15 Reasons Men Die Before Women [TheSingleThing.com]
Half of you are going to try this next time you get the opportunity, and all of you are going to hurt yourselves [Fark]
The Worst Animations in History [MirthCanal]
Thanks to P-Frank.
Sasha Grey is a sexy teacher by day, and walks around in her underwear a lot by night [GorillaMask.net]
David Wain teaches you how to get the girl [Asylum]
The history of the laser is, not surprisingly, pretty awesome. [Coed]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Quickfire: More proof that old-timey justice was fucking terrifying.
Sunny D Boarding And Other Pop Culture Torture Methods [Holy Taco]
Escape from Scientology Land (Flash Game) [Liquid Generation]
The Slumdog Price is Right: Come on down... to India! [CollegeHumor.com]
Thanks to Finlander.
Never Put Your Easily Excitable Son in the Christmas Card Photo (PIC) [I-Am-Bored]
Barack Obama is Cliff Huxtable [HuffPo Comedy]
Cool Artwork Interpreting Shows From Your Childhood [Uncoached]
...And the Corresponding 11 Pieces of Video Game Wall Art [LevelOneBoss.com]
How to stretch out the question and answer to "Budapest is the capital of what country" into 3 minutes of gargantuan failure [Fark]
An intricate, 3 year long prank on a stranger [UrbanPrankster]
Thanks to Demos182.
Jaclyn Denice is either a bikini model or she has the world's most persistent stalker [GorillaMask.net]
Who would win in a world wide bar fight? [Asylum]
OK, either Megan Fox is a damn genius or something terrible has happened in her brain. [Coed]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Larry Walters had the simultaneously coolest and stupidest idea in the history of flight.
Matthew Fox And Jimmy Kimmel's Staring Contest Ends With Awkward Shower Scene, Broken Limbs [HuffPo Comedy]
Great Moments in Failed Sobriety Tests [Uncoached]
9 Awkward Movies To Watch on a Date [WhipItOutComedy.com]
If only all slushee commercials were this good [Fark]
Ejaculation Etiquette [Askmen]
Autumn Reeser is that hot chick from that one thing you saw once [Holy Taco]
10 Sexiest Movie Strippers [Liquid Generation]
An authentic karaoke experience without the watered-down martinis or lonely people. [CollegeHumor.com]
Thanks to Tim.
Holy crappy acting, Batman! Adam West vs Laughing Gas [I-Am-Bored]
Our favorite comic yells at children [AdultSwim]
Thanks to porkchpsandwch.
What's more RAWK! than staring a fire with headbanging? Apparently everything [GorillaMask.net]
Real Archaelogist Digs Up Fact, Fiction of 'Angels & Demons' [Asylum]
And the Star Wars backlash begins ....NOW (Spoilers) [Coed]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Mary's Room: A thought experiment to blow your mind
Bill Cosby impressions are like assholes: Everybody’s got a really shitty one and they're far more likely to show them off on the internet. [BigStupidIdiot.com]
“This dance isn’t very safe AT ALL…” [Holy Taco]
Baby Preachers That Scare Us [Uncoached]
FUrL: The other side of classic FMLs [CollegeHumor.com]
Thanks to Itrade.
Worst Day Ever: If you ever find yourself in this particular situation, just kiss your ass goodbye. [I-Am-Bored]
The hero we need, but not the hero we SERVED FOOL! [Fark]
WWE's The Rock sings about pie [YouTube]
Thanks to nchammer326 .
Classic Sitcom Themes: Fill in the Blank [Liquid Generation]
8-bit Grand Theft Auto meets Burger Time [AdultSwim.com]
The Top 10 Secret Atheists [Askmen]
Christina Stefanidi probably added that di so she wouldn't have two first names. Also, she is attractive. [GorillaMask.net]
How to get away from it all (including the feds) [Asylum]
Even creepier than these: the guy behind the counter. [Coed]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Traumatic insemination: Human females don't know how good they have it
That’s Demetri Martin in a nutshell, all right… [Askmen]
The unluckiest game show contestant [CollegeHumor.com]
Thanks to Sa9jev.
Biff from Back to the Future performing musical haiku. You read that right, butthead. [I-Am-Bored]
69: always the right answer in any situation. [Fark]
Dinosaur Comics Randomizer [DefiningTerms.com]
Thanks to Driscoll .
This Mother's Day be grateful your parents aren't famous. [Liquid Generation]
Know who we need to render verdict on the rights of former Guantanamo detainees? The Ultimate Fucking Warrior. [Holy Taco]
Attention Ron Paul Fans: Have We Got a Vacation For You! [PoeTV]
Thanks to Johnny Roastbeef.
Every single Adult Swim Star Trek moment [AdultSwim.com]
The Many Things Wolverine Is NOT The Best At [TheLastGaffe.com]
The Free Hugs Prank [GorillaMask.net]
What your sexual fantasies say about you. [Asylum]
Helicopter’s tail falls the fuck off for no good reason. [Coed]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Digit ratio: That middle school rumor about finger length may be backed by science
Your daily feel good video - Massive crowd sings 'Hey Jude' in Trafalgar square [CollegeHumor.com]
Thanks to Doctor Shenanigans.
Awesome Watchmen graffiti makes you feel like you wasted my life not doing Watchmen graffiti. [I-Am-Bored]
First you feel bad for laughing, then keyboard cat comes along and makes it worse [Fark]
Rodney Mullen can do impossible things on a skateboarding. [YouTube]
Thanks to Liquorish .
If Kool-Aid Ads Were Awkward [Liquid Generation]
Weird moments even by rock standards. [Holy Taco]
The chorus from the Die Hard music video will not be leaving your head any time soon [YouTube]
Thanks to Keroman.
The 10 Worst Basketball Scenes in Movies [ScreenJunkies.com]
Abby M is an attractive young lady [GorillaMask.net]
That power ranger is the saddest damn thing I've ever seen ... [Uncoached]
Dick Cheney, How'd HE Do? Letterman Takes On Cheney For Attacking Obama (VIDEO) [HuffPo Comedy]
10 Worst Hip Hop Crossovers [Askmen]
Ladies, you horrify us. [Asylum]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Is it possible to walk a completely unbroken path around the world? This guy's going to find out.
Thanks to sr3116.
Best 'Sorry, I Hit Your Car' Note Ever [I-Am-Bored]
1500+ students descend on University of Kentucky library for flash rave [Fark]
My cat is a Christian [YouTube]
Thanks to Quagmar .
10 Funniest Adult Swim Cartoons [Liquid Generation]
We're just glad this site wasn't around when we were 12 years-old [awkwardboners.com]
Thanks to Disco Stu.
Guns don't kill people, kittens do ... with guns (Flash Game) [AdultSwim.com]
Rap Chop: Infomercials are much more entertaining remixed as catchy hip hop tunes [GorillaMask.net]
The 10 Funniest Runway Model Wipeouts [Manofest]
British Choir Sings "What's My Age Again?" [CollegeHumor.com]
The Best in Face-Mask Fashion -- Surviving the Outbreak in Style [Asylum]
Holy Shit! Cincinatti has a real super hero, though he probably could have picked a better name ... [HuffPo Comedy]
The 10 Most Powerful Sports Agents [Askmen]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Who knew all the most famous prank calls had one source?
Thanks to Sanchez.
Street musicians performing "Stand by Me" around the globe (Watch this now if you're having a bad day) [Vimeo.com]
Thanks to Kalli.
Why you shouldn't let quadruple amputees watch Disney sports movies: Quadruple Amputee Kyle Maynard Loses MMA Debut [MMA Fanhouse]
Thanks to Ninja .
South Park's Finest Celebrity Impersonations [Liquid Generation]
Zombie Hooker Nightmare: A Flash Game [AdultSwim.com]
Natasha Q looks very little like the Q from Bond films [GorillaMask.net]
101 Hot "Bikini Slave Leia" Photos [Manofest]
Weirdest Season of SNL Ever [CollgeHumor.com]
Larger Boobs Through Science? Yes we can! [Asylum]
Tony Danza rips on local news, not realizing he's on local news [Fark]
Snoutbreak '09: The "Daily Show" Mocks The Swine Flu Scare-Off [HuffPo Comedy]
"Financial Services" To Avoid [Askmen]
Mr Gay Rides Pluto the Lion [I-Am-Bored]
Vegetarians Are Harming the Environment [The Deadbeat]
Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Think you're rude to the missionaries that show up on your doorstep? Operation Auca.
Thanks to ginenbijnoam in the Mirth Canal.
Jimmy Kimmel Tests Terrible Toys On Unsuspecting Children [Huffington Post]
It's Japanese and called Don't Ram The Boobs. Yes. [Gorillamask]
Kundun got robbed. KUNDUN GOT ROBBED! [Ask Men]
Kanye and T-Pain's apprentice reads the news. [College Humor]
It's no "She Loves My Cock" by Jackyl but we dig it. [I Heart Chaos]
Where frat antics and D&D meet: naked wizard tasering (NSFW) [ Huffington Post]
Thanks to LeCompte in the Mirth Canal.
Samurai Toad and other villainous animals. [Holy Taco]
Where are the fake boobs? Playboys from your father's generation. [Playboy]
Thanks to Ripper in the Mirth Canal.
Matthew McConaughey is an abomination but he stands next to some foxy ladies from time to time. [Manofest]
Cheerleaders in slow motion. You're welcome. [I Am Bored]
Boner-killing William H. Macy has no business offering sex advice, but he does anyhow. [Asylum]
Great Scott! Back to the Future actually nailed some stuff. [11 Points]
10 potheads that put Cracked readers to shame. [Coed Magazine]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: The Humanzee (or Manpanzee)
Thanks to sadistic midget in the Mirth Canal.
Your Business Card is Crap [Collegehumor.com]
The entire range of human emotion in a few seconds: Slow motion sneezing [GorillaMask]
The Five Toughest Cities in the World [Ask Men]
Legalize 'Shrooms! Or on second thought ... [College Humor]
The YouTube Whore: One of the most interesting species of Internet being. [Liquid Generation]
Of all the Samuel L Jackson movies to come true when Samuel L Jackson isn't around ... [Yahoo]
Thanks to Secret Agent in the Mirth Canal.
Guy passes the fuck out on Glenn Beck. Glenn Beck is less than helpful [YouTube]
Are unicorn tattoos a bad idea or an awesome one? After viewing this gallery we're still not sure ... [Holy Taco]
Quagmire's 10 Horniest Clips [Adult Swim]
15 Awesomely Giant Things [ Oddee ]
Hugh Laurie (Dr. House) explains American Slang vs. English Slang [I Am Bored]
Horrifying stories about losing one’s virginity. [Asylum]
Christian folk duo God's Pottery discovers Segways 10 years after everyone else [Fark]
10 Things From Your 20s That You’ll Regret When You’re 40 [Coed Magazine]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Incredibly gory death blast rips through four people on a small submarine: Thanks science!
Thanks to Snake Face in the Mirth Canal.
FoxNews Splits from the US [The Deadbeat]
Sara Ballint Loves That Wallpaper [GorillaMask]
Because Cracked can't always be around to horrify you, here's some skin growths to look at. [Ask Men]
Learning to Play Guitar to Get You Laid: Volume 1. [College Humor]
A Cool Vampire: [Liquid Generation]
Billy Mays orders McDonald's. [College Humor]
Thanks to sr3116 in the Mirth Canal.
Bad drawings of celebrities. [Holy Taco]
Eels! Eels! Eels! [Adult Swim]
99 Photos of Fail. [Manofest]
Hot beard growing action. [I Am Bored]
Promotions that are bad for your health. [Asylum]
The Wolf and The Pig. [Fark]
Veronika Zemanova! [Coed Magazine]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: More than you ever need to know about Shredder's bumbling henchmen
Dirty Bird Special: Daily Show Explores STDs & Senior Sex [HuffPo Comedy]
Spike Jonze will adapt anything [YouTube]
You don't have to be crazy to own a costume shop, but.... oh wait, YES, YES you do [Fark]
Gentlemen and gentlemen: Natalie Noelle! [GorillaMask]
Fish make a lot of enemies. [Ask Men]
Batman can't get no respect. [College Humor]
What if your social network profile came to
life after you logged out? [Atom.com]
TMZ reports that Snoop Dogg's wife is dead (she's not), uses clever word play "Deady-Dead" in the headline [MediaTakeout]
Goddamn Snarf [Liquid Generation]
PETA v. Aging Hipsters [CNN]
Thanks to Ominous Oat in the Mirth Canal.
God's Top Gun of Deliverance takes our breath away. [Holy Taco]
FoxNews does a timely report on 4Chan. [FoxNews]
Thanks to Schroeder in the Mirth Canal.
25 Celebrities if They Were Bald. [Manofest]
"I'm really taking a lichen to this tree." [I Am Bored]
Stephen Colbert and congressman go through the looking glass. [Asylum]
The dreams of every Star Wars fanboy have been realized. [Gizmodo]
Thanks to Secret Agent in the Mirth Canal.
A gallery of hot girls in bunny costumes. [Coed Magazine]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Cultural Depictions of Philadephia
Disney stopped trying pretty early on. [CollgeHumor.com]
The Odyssey, as composed in Twitter. [Holy Taco]
Be sure to check out the the contributions from Nathan Birch and Sanchez.
It's a compendium of America's best political cartoons! And they're all terrible! [TheMirthCanal]
Thanks to Lieutenant.
Kim Kardashian is Photoshopped [Liquid Generation]
Brandi Pierce has that girl next door (to Hugh Heffner's neighbor) thing going for her [GorillaMask.net]
Scenes from a Japanese dick festival. [Asylum]
If you close your eyes Rachael Ray isn’t so bad… [Fark]
Know what’s in your sushi? [Askmen]
Colbert: Secular Stormtroopers Wage War On Easter (VIDEO) [HuffPo Comedy]
The Foot Thong [I-Am-Bored]
Truly fuckable Nerf guns. [Popular Mechanics]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: The List of the 86 Different Pepsi Types is about 84 Entries Too Long.
History is full of firsts. We made that observation f1rst, n00b. [CollegeHumor.com]
While most children shows were conceived on bad acid, this one stars a bald monk on acid interacting with children [Fark]
