Lieutenant Geyser Shitdick
- Real Name: Lieutenant Geyser Shitdick
- Location: Professor Faggot Q. Boring's Lame-u-cational Cocksuckery
- Member Since: August 2nd, 2003
- Last Seen: November 21st, 2009 7:27 am
- Personal tag line: In league with Draculas and Wolfmen
- Message board posts: 4,408