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« on: May 21, 2009, 01:56 PM »
You know, in the freezer where food is stored.

Make sure to watch it all the way through.
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2009, 02:02 PM »
I burst out laughing at 0:17, and again at 1:22.

What's all that black crap? Non-conductive liquid insulation from the sprinkler system?
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2009, 02:04 PM »
I've read that the water in some of those systems is stagnant, non-circulating water, so I figured that fact mixed with the utter uncleanliness of Subway's freezers = Pirates of Dark Water episode.
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2009, 02:08 PM »
Holy shit that was awesome.

I like when he brought out the mop for exactly 2 seconds before realizing it was a losing battle.
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2009, 02:08 PM »
There's no way even the dirtiest freezer in the world can produce water that colour. The freezer would have to be full of coal.

The way the dude casually locks himself in there suggests he's done this a million times. I wonder what went wrong?
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2009, 02:11 PM »
Also, at one point, a guy with no shirt comes swaggering through the frame. What kind of smoking, gay sex-filled Subway is this?!
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2009, 02:14 PM »
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What's all that black crap? Non-conductive liquid insulation from the sprinkler system?

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The water is black becuase it's in iron pipe that is never flushed out. The pipe comes saturated in oil to prevent corrosion. Plus oil is used to cut and thread the pipe during installation.
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2009, 02:20 PM »
Quote from: Sa9jev on May 21, 2009, 02:11 PM
Also, at one point, a guy with no shirt comes swaggering through the frame. What kind of smoking, gay sex-filled Subway is this?!

Well now that I know they are smoking as well I might just take my business to Quiznos.
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2009, 03:17 PM »
Also in the comments section: some fucker's avatar is an animated gif looping the bit in American History X when Ed Norton's character stomps on the back of the head of the guy he just forced to "bite the curb".
Just great, I'm going to be grimacing and clutching my face at random intervals all night now.

Oh, and I bet there's going to be a new line added to the DON'T section of the training manual at Subways now.
I propose "DON'T do ANYTHING that isn't specifically mentioned in the DO section, nothing good can come of it.".

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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 06:21 PM »
Quote from: LeCompte on May 21, 2009, 02:08 PM
Holy shit that was awesome.

I like when he brought out the mop for exactly 2 seconds before realizing it was a losing battle.

I was thinking the same, then about thirty seconds later he seems to have fallen back on a broom.
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