20 T-Shirts That Will Make Women Have Sex With You

You know what's popular these days? Clothing.

We here at Cracked realized that there simply was no place online to buy things you could wear, and certainly no place that sold apparel that was printed with obscure comedy phrases. Thus, we decided to open our own store to fill this need.

All that was left was the witty sayings to print upon the goods, and, devoid of any creativity of our own, we relied on you. The only requirement was that the design had to reference a Cracked article in some way. We're showing off a lot of the designs we liked here, but at the end of the day there could only be a couple of winners, which are shown at the end.

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by harleyquinn, in reference to The Most Disturbing PSA's In The World.


by scarlet_fuzz, in reference to The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You.


by Caspian, in reference to The 5 Genetic Experiments Most Likely To Destroy Humanity.


by The Hulk, in reference to The 9 Manliest Names in the World.


by baredevil, in reference to The 5 Most Bad-Ass Presidents.


by homage, in reference to 7 Great Men in History (and Why You Should Hate Them).


by eddie_lummox, in reference to 9 Words That Don't Mean What You Think.


by McBeefy, in reference to 5 Inspiring Religions That Worship Penises.

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by McBeefy, in reference to 5 Famous Inventors (Who Stole Their Big Idea).


by boredatwork, in reference to The 10 Lamest Dinosaur Names.


by operator, in reference to 5 Psychological Experiments That Prove Humanity is Doomed.


by eddie_lummox, in reference to The 7 Commandments of Video Games.


by McBeefy, in reference to Fun With 419 Scammers.


by Slublog, in reference to 10 Classic Toys (And Why they Suck).


by lordlim, in reference to The 25 Least Inspiring Military Operation Names.


by Slublog, in reference to The 5 Pimpingest Historical Figures.


by kingyak, in reference to Little-Known Facts About the Founding Fathers.

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by captain_awesome, in reference to This blog post.


by posixbillie, in reference to Dan O'Brien challenging Hannah to a boxing match.

And the winners, both for sale in the store are...


by Slublog, in reference to 6 Endangered Species That Aren't Endangered Enough.

Guys can click the image to get one. Girls can click here.


by hyperglavin, in reference to The Most Ridiculous Sports Team Names.

Guys can click the image to get one. Girls can click here.

Congrats, guys. You win money.

Know Photoshop? Like cash?

Enter next week's contest. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

What The '08 Presidential Campaign Would Look Like if the Candidates Had Balls.

We're pretty much down to two candidates now. What would their bumper stickers, T-Shirts, campaign ads, rallies, speeches, press conferences... parades... whatever, look like if they decided they weren't spinning, soft pedaling or sugar coating a damn thing until November, and just started telling s**t like it is?

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