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The legend of George Washington skipping a silver dollar across the Potomac River, an action undertaken mainly to appall Thomas Jefferson, who was mired deeply in debt at the time, was founded in accident. Washington was actually trying to kill a duck, but missed.
 During his visit to Yosemite National Park in 1909, William Howard Taft's horse proved unequal to the task of bearing his 320 pounds, so the president dismounted and switched roles, carrying the exhausted steed until it recovered.

Aside from his more well-known ingenious and practical inventions such as bifocals and the lightning rod, Benjamin Franklin is responsible for the introduction of the gloryhole.
 Abraham Lincoln's brief but unforgettable Gettysburg Address was wholly improvised after his dog ate the much longer speech that had been prepared for him at the last moment. He deliberately chose his famous opening words "four score and seven years ago" to then allow himself a brief pause to think of what to say next while the audience was busy mentally calculating how many years this actually was.
 The long-simmering feud that ultimately led to the duel in which Aaron Burr fatally shot Alexander Hamilton had its origin in a bitter debate over whether the lager brewed by their contemporary Samuel Adams was less filling or tasted great.

Theodore Roosevelt once boxed "The Jersey Lily," Lillie Langtry, in his private White House gym. The president won by decision, though most observers agreed that he could have won outright by knockout and was merely being chivalrous by carrying the stage actress for the full 15 rounds.  
Owing to a childhood accident, Patrick Henry was blind in one eye-and deaf in the other one.
 
Andrew Jackson once ate a wheel of cheese weighing 1400 pounds over a period of two weeks in order to win a wager.
 John Hancock deliberately signed his name extra-large on the Declaration of Independence in a successful bid to ensure that his name would become an eponym for the word "signature". This act also had the satisfying side effect of frustrating fellow signatory Charles Cotesworth Pinckney by leaving little room for his own considerable name.

Peter Lynn is the author of the hilarious blog Man vs. Clown. He is apparently also a little unclear about who the Founding Fathers were, but he's a Canadian, so that's okay. |
Ok dummies, non eof these are true, some of them are outright false while others are based on true events-
ReplyLike Jackson and the Cheese-Wheel-
He received a giant wheel of cheese as a gift, and invited locals to come partake. Many showed up, and the affair turned in to a sort of several day long picnic.
Roosevelt never boxed a woman.
You cannot be deaf in one eye.
Ben Franklin was not the inventor of the glory-hole.
John Hancock had no idea that his name would be synonymous with the act of signing something- there is a folk tail that he wanted his signature to be eminent and legible from a great distance as a symbolic act of defiance against the British, but the truth us that he probably just had big handwriting.
Washington never skipped the silver dollar, it's a parable, not an actual event. Much like the cherry tree.
Oh, and zombie2093
I hope you below comment was a piss-poor attempt at sarcastic parody, because not a single word of what you wrote is A) true, or B) even written in any language known to scholars.
Only three of these are true!
Replyyou missed some stuff im an american and love it so i know my shit, and before you other inferior countries think this is bad look at your old kings and emporors and also ignore my spelling im being quick, #1 benjamin franklyn partoke in satanic orgies in france with his old in many ways including age mistress and occult adviser, most of them grew and smoked weed (probably were they got all these crazy ideas about freedom, and shit), the jon addams brewery became defunct after a short amount of time, tomas jefferson had to borrow money from friends and coleegs to stay out of debters prison, tomas jefferson and jon adams died the same day july 4th, the signing of the declartion of independence had to be reschedualed, alexander hamilton got what he deserved (that f****n asshole!) taft died stuck in a tub (or ham sandwhich (i forget)) and more but i gotta walk my dog
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesYou're not exactly making your country proud there, son.
That is so wrong I made an account to tell you.
im amerikan 2 n u mke mee so prowd zombee!!!
How can one be deaf in one eye? : P
ReplyThat's the joke.
At first I thought all of these were jokes...but then I read the Hancock one....and I knew that one was true. Now I'm confused. And scared.
ReplyIt isn't.
I'm not impressed
Reply"Blind in one eye and deaf in the other one."
ReplyWait.... what?
I don't believe any of this.
ReplyDude, 1400 pounds in two weeks? I hope you mean 140. You can't eat 100 pounds of anything in one day. It's physically impossible.
Replyi believe he threw a party in which he invited a bunch of people to come eat it with him
It was 1400lb, but he didn't eat it alone-as annedrea95 said, he didn't eat it alone.
Yeah, I gotta take some exception with the "founding" fathers definition here. Jackson and Lincoln are bad enough but for god's sake Roosevelt and Taft were 20th century presidents! What's up dude, couldn't come up with a snappy one about Jimmy Carter?
ReplyIt just said the author was Canadian, chill out.
Wait... deaf in his eye? O.o
ReplyAngry Sailor just had me laughing a good 45 seconds.
ReplyFirst... Ben Freanklin invented the Gloryhole?! Wtf.
ReplySecond... John Hanc**k was a dick.
yea what the hell is wrong with you
ReplyAngrySailor302, that has got to be the most idiotic comment I've read in a long, long time.
ReplyLol agreed.
Wow, with the ability to make up shit like this, the author seems to be in the wrong place. This is something that is typically done by McGraw-Hill, the jackasses that make up tidbits of "history" to appease certain groups.
ReplyFor example: In one of the math books that I ha of theirs in High School made mention of Charles Babbage's mechanical computers. Said section then claimed that while Babbage may have designed, built, and troubleshot said mechanical computers, it was Ada Lovelace that actually trained him to program the computers.
The narrative tried to claim that Babbage had built a prototype that worked, but somehow could not work with it, and Ada came along and started programming it with no instruction as to how it worked.
All Ada did as far as revolutionize the idea of programming was to recommend that the computer go from a base 10 (0-9) to a digital layout (0 or 1) to simplify programming.
The math book went onto a 2 page article of the importance of women to the deve
and that's why you shouldn't drop acid.