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Little-Known Facts About The Founding Fathers

By Peter Lynn February 16, 2007 34,890 views
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The legend of George Washington skipping a silver dollar across the Potomac River, an action undertaken mainly to appall Thomas Jefferson, who was mired deeply in debt at the time, was founded in accident. Washington was actually trying to kill a duck, but missed.

During his visit to Yosemite National Park in 1909, William Howard Taft's horse proved unequal to the task of bearing his 320 pounds, so the president dismounted and switched roles, carrying the exhausted steed until it recovered.

Aside from his more well-known ingenious and practical inventions such as bifocals and the lightning rod, Benjamin Franklin is responsible for the introduction of the gloryhole.

Abraham Lincoln's brief but unforgettable Gettysburg Address was wholly improvised after his dog ate the much longer speech that had been prepared for him at the last moment. He deliberately chose his famous opening words "four score and seven years ago" to then allow himself a brief pause to think of what to say next while the audience was busy mentally calculating how many years this actually was.

The long-simmering feud that ultimately led to the duel in which Aaron Burr fatally shot Alexander Hamilton had its origin in a bitter debate over whether the lager brewed by their contemporary Samuel Adams was less filling or tasted great.

Theodore Roosevelt once boxed "The Jersey Lily," Lillie Langtry, in his private White House gym. The president won by decision, though most observers agreed that he could have won outright by knockout and was merely being chivalrous by carrying the stage actress for the full 15 rounds.


Owing to a childhood accident, Patrick Henry was blind in one eye-and deaf in the other one.


Andrew Jackson once ate a wheel of cheese weighing 1400 pounds over a period of two weeks in order to win a wager.

John Hancock deliberately signed his name extra-large on the Declaration of Independence in a successful bid to ensure that his name would become an eponym for the word "signature". This act also had the satisfying side effect of frustrating fellow signatory Charles Cotesworth Pinckney by leaving little room for his own considerable name.

Peter Lynn is the author of the hilarious blog Man vs. Clown. He is apparently also a little unclear about who the Founding Fathers were, but he's a Canadian, so that's okay.



AngrySailor302, that has got to be the most idiotic comment I've read in a long, long time.

9/29/2009 11:21:50 PM
strawberfizzy

Wow, with the ability to make up s**t like this, the author seems to be in the wrong place. This is something that is typically done by McGraw-Hill, the jackasses that make up tidbits of "history" to appease certain groups.

For example: In one of the math books that I ha of theirs in High School made mention of Charles Babbage's mechanical computers. Said section then claimed that while Babbage may have designed, built, and troubleshot said mechanical computers, it was Ada Lovelace that actually trained him to program the computers.

The narrative tried to claim that Babbage had built a prototype that worked, but somehow could not work with it, and Ada came along and started programming it with no instruction as to how it worked.

All Ada did as far as revolutionize the idea of programming was to recommend that the computer go from a base 10 (0-9) to a digital layout (0 or 1) to simplify programming.

The math book went onto a 2 page article of the importance of women to the development of the computer, and tried to make claims along the lines of how women were the only reason computers are even around now.

Basically "Thank a woman every time you log onto your computer."

When is white people month going to happen? When will Men get a Healthcare awareness month?

9/8/2009 2:33:52 AM
AngrySailor302

John Hancock deliberately signed his name extra-large on the Declaration of Independence in a successful bid to ensure that his name would become an eponym for the word "signature". This act also had the satisfying side effect of frustrating fellow signatory Charles Cotesworth Pinckney by leaving little room for his own considerable name. Andrew Jackson once ate a wheel of cheese weighing 1400 pounds over a period of two weeks in order to win a wager. Owing to a childhood accident, Patrick Henry was blind in one eye-and deaf in the other one.

1/13/2008 11:57:17 AM
danielle

haha, yall are gay! hahaha. bleh!

1/13/2008 11:55:15 AM
blehbleh!!!!

I can make s**t up too

12/24/2007 6:13:16 PM
Garath

maybe he had that disease where you hear with your eyes and see colours and s**t?

12/2/2007 8:28:05 AM
Nadine

How can Patrick Henry be deaf in an eye....?

11/21/2007 4:17:24 PM
unknown
Cracked stuff on