DON'T BUY THESE!
14 Valentine's Day Gifts Guaranteed To Not Get You Laid
Also, when she dumps your stupid ass, what are you gonna do with all those Cocksox? You never think things through. That's why she dumped you. (Also, you bought yourself Cocksox for Valentine's Day.)
Notable Comment: Xvbones says, "I am totally buying that pig." What is "Things the producers of The View said last year when they saw Rosie O'Donnell's audition tape?"
Thanks, folks, goodnight!
If Valentine's Day Cards Were Honest
Perfect for anniversaries and break ups, too.
Notable Comment: MaxProwess says "What the f**k? I'm 100% sure this thing is a year old. You should be ashamed of yourselves for trying to pass this for a new article." You know, you're right. Your comment was well-thought out and it didn't make you sound like a baby at all and, frankly, it touched us. We are ashamed and we are deeply, deeply sorry. For your troubles, please enjoy this brand new replacement article.
The 5 Ballsiest Con Artists of All Time
Rumor has it that everyone on this list had to have specially-made pants that catered to their specific testicular-humongosis issues. (That means they had giant balls. Yes, we really want to drive this point home.)
Notable Comment: Joker10687 summed up the comments section quite nicely: "(random overly dramatic political statement here) Also, nice article."
HOLLYWOOD THINKS YOU'RE STUPID!
The Top 5 Ways Hollywood Tricks You Into Seeing Bad Movies
More like "Hollywould do just about anything to get you to see their s****y movies," right? Are we right? Can we get an amen on this? No? Not even a little one? Hallelujah, anyone?