Cracked’s Exclusive Post-Grammy Amy Winehouse Interview!
by Gladstone
Check out some more Gladstone HERE and HERE. And tomorrow, be sure to check the Cracked.com home page for a new Those Aren’t Muskets! Valentine’s Day skit written by Cracked bloggers Michael Swaim and Gladstone.
Last night, Amy Winehouse won some Grammys, performed on TV, and, likely, twitched in a fetal position from excruciating withdrawal symptoms. But sometime after the first two events, and prior to the third, she did something really exciting: she recorded an interview with me for an episode of the Cracked Celebrity News.
Check out some more Gladstone HERE and HERE. And tomorrow, be sure to check the Cracked.com home page for a new Those Aren’t Muskets! Valentine’s Day skit written by Cracked bloggers Michael Swaim and Gladstone.
February 11th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Up until now I always thought Amy Winehouse was just a crack whore, but now I think she is a hot crack whore. I am looking forward to your interview with the likes of pamela anderson or Courtney Love. Nice work!
February 11th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I’d hoped I’d heard the last about huffing decomposed human feces. Alas.
February 11th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Why what would you rather people huff?
February 11th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
GODDDAMN!!!!!! and I thought the dwarf transvestite was scary. Jesus, are you the lost love child of Robin Williams or what. What chest hair. Bravo, Gladstone, Bravo. That was funny as hell. What guts that took. Bravo, sir, Bravo and you can apparently play the guitar
too. I am majorly impressed.
February 11th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Were you not paying attention, glendoor? That was Amy Winehouse, (Gladstone was the one conducting the interview). If you’d ever been to England, you’d know that their women are renowned for their sleek, progressive fashion sense and their wild, forest-like chest hair.
Kudos on snagging that interview, Sir.
February 11th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Thanks. In truth, it wasn’t really hard to get her to agree. Although in retrospect, I do feel bad telling her those mushrooms were psychedelic. Or that they were mushrooms for that matter.
February 11th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I’ve had my fill of scary transvestites for the rest of 2008. No more, please
February 11th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
That was quite possibly the worst cracked article ever.
I loved it!
February 11th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Amy Winehouse’s voice is usually FAR more ridiculous than that. What happened?
February 12th, 2008 at 2:09 am
Your no Lex Friedman. But keep at it, you’ll get there.
February 12th, 2008 at 3:47 am
@ Daniel O’Brien, No, I have not been to England. My travel agent(The Army) saw fit to only send me to incredibly shitty places, one of which was Turkey. The women there did bear an
uncanny resemblance to Miss Winehouse in Gladstone’s exceptional interview.
February 12th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Thank God someone made fun of that woman! Good call! Drugs, drugs and more drugs, and then she’s rewarded for her “creativity.” Did you see her thanking her Mom?
February 12th, 2008 at 8:42 am
I’d “thank” her mom! Baaam!
Seriously, though, she was totally hot in that video and in no way resembled Gladstone (whom I am always tempted to call Wayner, for some reason, although I doubt he’d appreciate that).
February 12th, 2008 at 8:43 am
You really have to give props to whatever stylist said to her “you know Amy, there’s not many women who can pull off a goth-tranvestite-with-sailor tattoos-look any more. You should aim for something like that.”
February 12th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Oh, I don’t know that they’re all that rare, Capt. Ross. I guess you and I just hang out with different types of women.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:30 am
I’m really surprised no one commented on:
random use of Faith No More intro and outro songs for an Amy Winehouse piece
camera defect producing snuff-quality film
a tasteless and maybe too subtle Heath Ledger joke (”can’t handle sleeping pills…”)
the wholesale lifting of the Monty Python Mrs. Pepper pot accent
my hot biceps
I’m really NOT surprised people did mention:
my chest hair.
In fairness to me, unlike Robin Williams, it’s not knotted and you CAN still see some skin through it.
That is all. Thanks for the support.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Galdstone?
February 12th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Unfortunately Kingmonkey there’s not a goth-tranvestite-with-sailor-tattoos bar in town.
There is a goth-transvestite-with-emo-tattoos bar in town, but, meh, it’s just not the same.
February 12th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Galdstone! Ha haha ha ha ha! Now that’s an expensive hat!
Captain Ross, you said a mouthful. Those lame goth-transvestite-with-emo-tattoo bars just aren’t worth it. Lousy poseurs.
As a guy who doesn’t listen to the radio or MTV/Muchmusic, until a month ago, I’d never even heard of Army Winehouse. Who are they?
February 12th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Sorry dude (Galdstone), but I was watching that nasty ass video and laughing while putting togeter the post on my site, so the typo stays. I think the link is right however.
February 12th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Army Winestone are the vast legion of Amy Winehouse fans ( of which Gladstone is one )
that dress like her, talk like her and do drugs like her. Unfortunately most have ODed.
( To my knowledge Gladstone does not do drugs,a lot)
February 12th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I did notice these two things “the wholesale lifting of the Monty Python Mrs. Pepper Pot accent.
my hot biceps”
I did not want to comment on these things because 1. I did not want to go back to the Python place, (I am calm now) 2. I did not want to come off as gay.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Does anyone else think Gladstone looks like a hot version of Patrick Dempsey?
February 12th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Thank you Gladstone, you must really love me. I still haven’t worked out who is hotter, you or the cross-dressing midget.
February 12th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Gladstone, you should definitely get that chest hair insured.
February 12th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
“Does anyone else here think Gladstone looks like a hot version of Patrick Dempsey?”
Totally.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Apparently not.
February 13th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Brentin, I took your advice and checked out Swaim’s breasts… um, I mean his impression of Queen Elizabeth. There is something about British accents and cross-dressing that go hand-in-hand. You know what else would suit this formula, jelly wrestling, the Queen vs Amy. Looking forward to the pay-per-view.
February 13th, 2008 at 6:57 am
I noted the use of faith no more, but felt that perhaps ‘crack hitler’ would have been a better choice of track.
And lets be honest, Amy Winehouse has never looked better.
February 13th, 2008 at 7:15 am
Worst english accent ever
February 13th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Fluffernutter, yes! Cracked Hitler was my first choice. But, musically, it just didn’t seem to work as fake interview show music, but it led me to the completely random use of “A Small Victory.” Nice.
Thug Armpits. You and a couple of folks on YouTube seem to think I was trying to achieve an amazing impersonation of Ms. Winehouse. The accent was meant to be as accurate as my physical appearance — ridiculous and not accurate at all.
February 13th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I got your Heath Ledger joke, Gladstone, even though I was completely transfixed by Amy’s chest hair. Wowee!
February 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Wow, can i say that Cracked readers –even those from the UK and other English-speaking non-American places– are a million times smarter than YouTube commenters. The comments on YouTube have been uniformly bad and uniformly from the nonAmericans all of whom seem to think i was trying to convey and accurate Amy Winehouse and authentic London accent.
WOW. I mean, really. Wow.
So thanks Cracked Blog’s posse of Britts, Scotts, Aussies, and Casnadians for knowing deliberately awful over the top when you see it!
February 15th, 2008 at 11:17 am
The last comment at the time of this post called you a clownshoe. I think that’s the most awesomely random insult ever.
February 15th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Of the youtube comments. Yeah. A distinctly unAmerican insult. Although i thought they were calling the skit clownshoe as opposed to me, but we’ll never know.
March 1st, 2008 at 4:53 pm
What happened to the video?
March 27th, 2008 at 5:50 am
amy winehouse\’s ass…
This site is so freeking cool. Pceace !!…