omgtehlindsay
Ironically, those who chose "IDIOT" over "PATRIOT" made a hell of a lot more money off the last Super Bowl.
awdragon
The menu on Omar's kabob truck confused most people, but the dead dove was delicious.
Wembley
No, seriously. I'm not kidding. All that crap about America, and yep, it's on a Toyota. Seriously. Here, hold on, I'll shoot you a cam pic.
Corpsy
I wish he wouldn't play that music. I really could have gone for an ice cream cone, but now I'm just sad.
Corpsy
I remember when he used to pray for the day that someone would blow up those "liberal New York City faggots".
colby_park
"Knock, knock." "Whose there?" "9/11." "9/11 who?" "You said you'd nevver forget."
Xander
You know, I'd like to make a funny craption, but I swear someone's gonna beat the shit out of me 'cause I'm Canadian.
lawdragon
The newest Transformer, Bushimus Prime, did not sell as well as they had hoped.
Threeayem
The amount of "9/11 remembering" is directly proportional to the number of flags scotch taped to your car. As can be evidenced here, this guy remembers the shit out of it.
turdfurgeson
Every time I start jerking off in my car this guy has to drive by and ruin it.
scoob
Used 2001 Toyota. Low Miles, Clean interior, non-smoker. No rust. There are a couple of "stickers" on it...nothing real noticable.
Trev
3 days later, in cell block C of Guantanamo Bay, Ahmed swore he would be more careful hitchhiking from now on.
Shmichael
Bill didn't know why he was getting angry looks until he realized he had parked at an Alzheimers Disease Convention.
omgtehlindsay
"Excellent..." muttered the terrorists. "Now that we have our new truck, no one will suspect a thing..."
Roland1232
When threatened, the Patriot truck flares out in flags and banners to intimidate the predator. Which is anything that is not draped in red white & blue.
keeks137
Ironically, after a 747 crashed into the back of his truck, he remembered again.
Concresence
While following this truck, Canadian Bobby began to wish that the terrorists would attack his country so he could make bold, public statements about the genetic shortcomings of his fellow Canadians too.
IrishTerror
Steve was the neighborhood ice cream man. He was never quite the same when he got back from Afghanistan.
Errins
After remaining in hiding for almost 15 years, Osama bin Laden wanted to find out just how easy it was to avoid the Americans. This was his forty-third test. There would be many more.
solrac
Do I want a "Toyota Live Hawk" or a "Tacoma Dead Dove?" It's so hard to choose...
Fairview
"Ya know, I could probably do anything in this truck and cops wouldn't pull me over...hmm." - the moment Ed the carpenter became Ed the cocaine smuggler.
hobbithole23
After he decided to bow out of the race, Rudolf Giuliani really went off of the deep end.
Roland1232
Here in my car I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live In cars
Roger Rogerson
The Bush administration's propaganda for the Patriot Act was shameless but effective.
Crenshaw
How much you wanna bet this guy doesn't understand why the ACLU sends him a Christmas card every year?
Xander
Of course we have forgotten. That's why it's your job to remind us about all the terrible things they've done. I feel very happy now.
Trev
Consumer Reports had told him to turn down rustproofing and undercoating, but the salesman promised Bill the Patriot Package was a good feature.
Ken Buddha
After briefly considering a more classic bumper sticker like "I break for road-side hookers," Jimmy Bob decided to really show his buddies up.
TheIceman2288
'The Alzheimer's Patients for Guiliani' campaign didn't get off to the best start.
kingsteve14
Not a political statement, this guy really just forgot what that picture is.
TurdFerguson
Ernest went to great lengths to cover up the "Calvin pissing on #3" sticker...
phreesh
Billy Ray's only regret was that he forgot to leave space for his, "What would Rambo do?" sticker.
jonnynitro
Unsurprisingly, Jimmy-Ray Clem’s “Excessive Right-Wing Patriotism Truck" triumphed over Fred Phelp’s “All Soldiers are Faggots and Will Burn in Hell Minivan" in the Insane Fanatic Car Show.
kshipley
Trying to compete with Ford and Chevy, Toyota began an "American Pride" marketing campaign. They soon realised that hiring a Japanese firm was the wrong decision.
GAM
Does anybody else think it would be funny to report that vehicle stolen? you know the plates and there is no way a cop wouldn't recognize it with that description
l3bowsk1
With a heaping double-scoop of reverse irony, Billy Bob didn't realize that he had plastered jingoistic, chest-thumping rhetoric all over a Japanese truck - THAT HAD MORE AMERICAN PARTS IN IT THAN A CHEVY DOES.
vasrchr
After the election, Ann Coulter drives to the White House in her pickup to help George Bush move his furniture back to Texas.
Ranger
Oh hey...LOL...I remember that day!: http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=15&catid=39&sku=E-CD00251
omgtehlindsay
According to Frank, the outcome of Super Bowl XLII was the first of many signs of the decline of the intelligence of the average American. According to the average American, Frank was the somewhere in the middle of many signs of the decline of the
lackofsoup
because most people think that the disaster in new york is eli manning fucking ugly ass face and shitty football skills.
awdragon
As of right now, 472 people have lost their minds because of this truck. make that 473.
fussbucket
Hey, it's still better than the Disposal Douche theme my buddy Dave got stuck with for his "myfreecar.com" adver-payments.
fussbucket
Hey, it's still better than the Disposable Douche theme my buddy Dave got stuck with for his "myfreecar.com" adver-payment plan.
Roland1232
Uncle Sam wants YOU! to take a right to Honest Eddie's Car-mic Workshop and unpimp your ride.
Geloti
"Here's the plan: 1. Purchase a Toyota Tacoma. 2. Pimp out Toyota Tacoma with bitchin' patriotic decals. 3. Drive around the hospital's Alzheimer's ward..."
Geloti
Ok. Here's the plan: 1. Buy Toyota Tacoma 2. Pimp out said Toyota Tacoma with bithin poster. 3. Drive around Alzheimer patients.
lawdragon
OJ decided to use something a little more "subtle" than the white Bronco for his next getaway.
djseifer
All it took was young Jimmy al Mahmoud's remote control airplane flying out of control to utterly demolish the truck.
Oliver
underground organization use brutal meathods and tactics to Rig Game big league ice hockey game.
Gussfather
The "Remembrance Truck" was just the project to keep Giuliani occupied following his withdrawal from the Presidential race.
Gussfather
The "Remembrance Truck" was just the project to keep Giuliani busy these days.
TheDenv
Driving towards a Baghdad market, Hassan was confident that the hours put into his van's disguise would pay off.
lindsey_k86
Tony Hawk seemed to overestimate the popularity of his "Remember 9/11 X-Games Tour"
Yishai
Unbknownst to the white toyota, his markings did anything other than blending him into his natural habitat, making him vulnerable to predators, but such is natures way.
frankdatank
The odd thing is how did he get a picture of the two towers so large and why the Fuck did he do it?
AlexFightmaster
Safe, aerodynamic, fuel efficient, and pretty to look at. This is what being a patriot is all about.
Stavros
"Flag vendors have sunk to a new low to try and boost their sales... not quite as low as telemarketing kitchen-fitters though."
jdb121999
The idoit at Anheisuer-Busch who came up with this "No, I meant a Bud Light" rolling billboard is still looking for another job.
jamhottle
The plan was to register 747-911, but when flustered by the number plate clerk, is was HE who had forgotten.
kshipley
Que the Music: "Like a disturbing image of past horrifing event, oh like a disturbing image of a past horrifing event"...Man I'm not sure this jingle in gonna work.
cobalt-ic
Dick Cheney gets his pick up out of storage in preparation to move out of the vice-president's mansion.
EXCLAMATION
Osama was forced to scream over his intelligence teams sniggers. "oh real funny, guys"
dbjarceneaux
O.K. now that I'm large enough to conquer the world I want to be painted a totally gay color!
dbjarceneaux
Mexican border - 15 miles. "Let's get the fuck out of here. Better life here we come."
anisat
Bob giggled madly when he realized that his hack and upload of "TURN LEFT NOW" to TomTom was successful beyond his wildest dreams.
Bobert45
"Well you see...this is all a misunderstanding. When I said THAT WAY I meant right," explained the dyslexic.
BritneysWig
It only had 80,000 miles, so when Todd bought the truck he thought he was getting an excellent deal. However....
charl23
Unfortunately, Don's "Live Hawk or Dead Dove" delivery service wasn't doing as well as he'd hoped.
Alamo
Unfortunately, the manufacturers still haven't worked out all the kinks in the lemming powered engine.
DesertEagle
Ironically, the signs were hiding 122 illegal aliens in the back of the truck.
cabletv
"Which of these cars, is doing its own thing. Which of these cars, does not belong..."
clarifyplease
doves didn't fly a plane into the World Trade Center. who's forgotten now?
clarifyplease
Nice try Bin Laden Was it the flags...too many flags? Yeah that was a bit excessive. But it was really the dead dove thing that got you
TragicallySane
Toyota Tacoma: $16,000 Pirelli Tires: $1,000 Flags From China: $24 Showing your love for America: Priceless!
soapie91
"So Bill, I can tell by your car you're pretty patriotic. What's your opinion on what happened on Pearl Harbor?" "Eh, I don't care. I really don't like being stuck in the past you know?"
soapie91
"Dude, next time we need a rental car we are so not going back to the place where we got this pick up......I mean fuck, I asked for a car without leather seats.....assholes"
elhefe7
Ironically, the patriot chose to drive a foreign car. Even more ironically is the fact that the nation this car was built in was responsible for attacking his country sixty years prior.
Ranger
Better pic of this at: http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=15&catid=39&sku=E-CD00251
Hamper
"Let me put this on over your speedo. I swiped it from the leg of a guy standing at a pipe filling a water bottle. The color was just perf."
Mr_K_Twig
He really wanted to cover every American patriotic angle, but felt it would be hypocritical to add a "Drive American!" bumper sticker – his Toyota was just too damn fantastic.
Ranger
Oh...I remember that day: http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=15&catid=39&sku=E-CD00251
HomerJ
I'm not sure whether to salute or just run this douchebag off the road for causing a traffic jam.
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