I'm a one-man killing machine hell-bent on a quest to avenge my dead master in the upcoming martial arts tournament against cobra kai and the evil decepticons whilst juggling a love triangle with an unnaturally hot librarian and a sort of cute girl who i grew up with (who has a dark past) before the zombie alligators with rocket launchers for tails take control of the city and begin their monopoly on portugese-style night clubs. favorite ice cream is cookie dough.