flyingmnky
Despite trying his best to be incognito, even driving a car instead of flying, Magneto still wasn't too hard to find.
Chamale
Suddenly, simultaneously, the entire right lane realized they left the iron on.
ReverendMooney
Joey kept driving happily along, singing to the radio, not knowing that he the victim of the greatest Drive & Ditch prank ever.
Roland1232
Everyone turns back at the sign "This road for 13-inch dicks only". Pictured top right: I continue to drive on.
Trev
It wasn't until the drive back from work that Bill saw the sign advertising free blowjobs from 7 till 4.
MarchoMan
Fact 1: That little blue car is in fact driving towards them. Fact 2: Its driven by John McClane. Fact 3: This photo was the last one the helicopter pilot would ever take.
apologetickid
And all at once, the Garmins and Tom Toms became self-aware. And it turns out they're ass holes.
Roland1232
Only one car out of the thousands will fertilize the highway, while the others will be flushed out of its body.
KermitChambers
Omar may have been considered the worst valet of all-time, but there was a method to his madness...
Errins
Exactly one minute after the discovery of Blowjob Island is announced on the radio.
Concresence
While searching through his cd's, Benjamin was the only one not to notice the mushroom cloud growing on the horizon.
d34c0n
Very dissapointed that the gridlock was already over, many turned to have another go.
anisat
Bob giggled madly when he realized that his hack and upload of "TURN LEFT NOW" to TomTom was successful beyond his wildest dreams.
Roger Rogerson
Despite driving a Hybrid, Tom thought he now had an outside chance of winning the race.
porsche
Cars full of naughty children leave their parents no options but to "turn this vehicle around and go home".
DickMacovitz
That's hilarious, a tractor on the highway! Oh yeah, there's that clusterfuck in the right lane, but whatever.
omgtehlindsay
Anonymous uses their traditional methods to thwart Scientology (in over 200 cities around the globe).
fulltimenerd
After months of planning the guys at Jackass finally perfected synchronized driving and of course the only shape they can form is a cock and balls.
Mioljinr
There, now that I've reorganized my CDs, put my lipstick on, and finished brewing this delicious cup of mocha latte, I can concentrate on my driv...oh shit.
jdb121999
This is what happens in L.A. when "La Emirgra" (immigration) sets up a roadblock.
Roland1232
I don't know what World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with cars.
bunnylefevre
Man standing on hood of car in the oncoming traffice lane: Worst. Traffic cop. EVER.
SamLowery
I don't care if the sign does say, "Road Out- Cliff At Canyon of Death Ahead," there's no whay in hell I'm merging into that clusterfuck!
CaptainSpanky
"So what if there's a tiny bug in our GPS machine? We'll just fix it in the next update."
Bbaldwin
It was then that everyone on the LA freeway realized that the driver in the gray Prius was in fact Lindsay Lohan.
Bbaldwin
It was then that everyone on the LA freeway realized that the driver of the gray Prius was Linsday Lohan.
WildCenzo
Hillary Clinton was just elected President, all the Americans are fleeing to Mexico, all the Mexican are changing their minds about coming to America
Shmichael
The little blue car is going to be very surprised when he finds out that all his friends ditched him.
boone
Graphic footage of when W's entourage got to Orlando and saw the sign, "Disneyland left."
romeodeltabravo
The banner in fact says "This direction reserved for those who bet ON the Patriots"
Roger Rogerson
Billy the prankster sped away from the scene of the accident. His work here was done.
bigmikeyv
this is why we all should have voted no on the "free highway bran muffins for all" bill
Fairview
After years of facing scorn from other motorists, the driver of the payloader experiences a sweet reversal of fortune.
anonym
not seen in pic: godzilla on right side of road.. occupants of blue car: jean reno and matthew broderick..
markem
Panic!at the offramp. Sure its a stupid craption but Panic!at the disco is a really stupid bandname with really crappy members and I bet that fans of that band think like the people in this pic.
phreesh
Not pictured - Me deciding to take the I5 because I had a feeling traffic would be light.
blu32008
Suddenly everyone saw the big red banner advertising an Orlando Bloom sighting... the little blue car happened to contain no women.
charl23
As Bob continued down the highway he thought to himself surely my B.O. can't be THAT bad...
GermanyKorea
Joey, in the blue car, smiles as he sees the effectiveness of his "Detour to Playboy Mansion" sign.
DanShapiro
Tragically, all but one of the vehicles on the scene were tuned in to the same radio station, playing Beyonce's "To the Left"
EatWit
I spy a tour bus, a tractor, a cop.. A sign that says ' bridge out ', but Chuck Norris won't stop.
BobLaRice
Ted was the only one who didn't see the giant robot Michael Jackson. But by then... it was too late.
zephyr949
The original KKK outfits didn't really go over to well during the early design stage.
djtidus
Women Drivers No survivors Well apart from the one of the top doing her make up in the rear view mirror
ChickenFootSam
Excuse me... hi ma'am. Do you happen to have any jumper cables? Because we... what's that? Oh, they're in your husband's car? Oh ok, no problem. That's always the case, isn't it? They're always around except when you actually need them. Haha - no,
zoidbergMD
"i hitchiked 4 hours but only 1 car even passed me Google it" - Rosie O'Donnell's "r blog", Feb 11/08
eggofromkiwi
It was just too late when everyone realized Dancing with the Stars had moved to an earlier time slot.
CFKnight
Yeah, the bear had a drinking problem, but well placed graffiti can only teach him so much.....
WildCenzo
Hillary Clinton has just been Elected President, all the Americans are fleeing to Mexico, all of the Mexicans are changing their minds
cabletv
"Which of these cars, is doing its own thing. Which of these cars, does not belong..."
WAMPA
as i gazed at this plastic toy i realized this was no ordinary toy it a fcking DILDO
awdragon
and then the man driving away in the light blue ford looked in the mirror and began to cry. the end.
barryscott
"that driver on the right side of the road is sleepdriving. remember it is very dangerous to wake a sleepdriver up"
Fairview
When the cat ran across the highway, the dog chauffeurs' showed their true colors.
Skeletonic
Everyone said Fred was crazy for buying the bulldozer instead of the F-150, but now they'd see. They'd [i]ALL[/i] see!
Yishai
With the sudden shift of the earths tilt, all navigational systems were rendered useless. Being the only one too cheap to own one, Avery the accountant continues on his epic journey to save the planet.
jdb121999
This is what happens in L.A. when "La Emigra" (immigration) sets up a roadblock.
stackismom
What? Britney took a left.Holy shit I gotta get the picture of her driving topless for the front page of Star Magazine man!
Kerrek
...but there will be one. One that will not merge. One that will defy all others. One that will rise to the challenge and be... a rebel.
Alamo
Unfortunately, the manufacturers still haven't worked out all the kinks in the lemming powered engine.
zoidbergMD
At exactly 12:00PM Greenwich Mean Time, by order of the European Union, all British motorists had to switch to driving on the other side of the road.
donimo
Crappy prequels ruined career they have, yeesss... Spare a dime you will yeeessss...
Raidered
Ted didn't realize how bad his farts smelled until he looked in his rear view mirror
Ranger
Rosie O'Donnell was fined $150. for not crossing the street at a corner. www.NeilsNotes.com
GyroLes
Let me guess, these are all women and the radio just advertised a sale at Macy's.
gamefreakjohnny
wouldn't it be nice to be the one lucky bastard that made it past the mess?
seepo1456
In an instant everyone on the road got a call from home: "QUICK SOMETHING IS HAPPENING ON TV"
Dman5000
Johnny in the blue car never thought the left turn sign would fool them so easily
nirot
Nobody cared that the next turn lane was miles ahead. IKEA was having their once a year sale.
nirot
Having just pointed out his window and yelled, "TERRORIST!", Jim hit the accelerator. He was never going back to Alabama. Never.
nirot
1 in 137 asian motorists is, in fact, a good driver. ... Okay, or they were looking at the gas gauge and couldn't see anything to the left or right.
Lengo
The disaster that occured upon airing the radio ad, "1960's gasoline price's at Earl's Mobil One."
LilMoof
Once again, after releasing an abominal amount of flatulence, Harold was oblivious to the effect this had on others.
someperson11122
This is documented as the largest follow-the-leader games ever. The blue car lost.
awwang
Every driver except one says "Wow, that banner says there are free stuff at the mall! Lets make a U Turn!" and end up clogging the highway sewage!!!
mikeyh12
lewis Hamilton didn't win the GRAND PRIX do everyone went on a riot with there cars
popmaker
One, two, three... Chaaarge! Oh, Barry, you always screw it up. We rehearsed this!
iamawesome
Hey everyone look! Gas for two dollars a gallon! Dave snickered as he saw his plan work.
willyhassertt
thats what she gets for sneaking a black hole in through the canadian border.
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