If Valentine's Day Cards Were Honest ...

do all you complainers write letters to the TV companies when they show repeats too saying how much you're gonna rape their mothers for showing something you've seen before? You might even be paying for that content.

Not everyone saw something when you did. Get a grip.

2/13/2008 1:34:41 AM

Children

"now it's had all the lulz squeezed out of it" hahaha, you lose douchebag.

2/13/2008 1:20:33 AM

Devaney

The comments are funnier than this article. Half the posters have Cracked's c**k in their mouths, and the other half are sticking theirs up Cracked's ass...it's like some sort of gay internet orgy

2/12/2008 11:19:12 PM

How Sad

It's funny cuz it's true.. there are like 4 of those I could really use.

2/12/2008 11:03:21 PM

randychico

i luv the anal sex one- so romantic

2/12/2008 10:50:26 PM

joy

some of these are almost funny! like the hentai one, OK, that made me laugh.

2/12/2008 10:22:48 PM

kelly f.

dinner is written twice on the checklist.

2/12/2008 9:57:07 PM

anonymous

"I'm in a glass case of emotion."
Is that what you're supposed to do on cracked, Make Will F. jokes?

2/12/2008 9:26:54 PM

jdhartucus

haven't been on line for 2 years. busy getting divorced so i guess not!!!

2/12/2008 7:53:12 PM

girlzshouldgetovathemselvez

Isn't this a repost? I remember reading this article last year or so. At least come up with new ideas.

2/12/2008 7:49:29 PM

reads this website too much

If my man gave me any one of those cards i would piss my pants. girlz man-bash all the time, why shouldn't they have a go at us?

2/12/2008 7:49:16 PM

girlzshouldgetovathemselvez

For those that didn't get the last one... wtf is wrong w/ you!?

2/12/2008 7:45:33 PM

Ash

..psyche, will you be my valentine?

2/12/2008 7:36:16 PM

smelly creepy fat guy behind his keyboard

Re: Psyche

No, we do tend to have many emotional/relationship type needs that we can't show when other guys are present. :3

2/12/2008 7:35:04 PM

The Giver

question...do guys think about SEX only all the time??? i never thought these were the implications of the mushy s**t guys do for me! hahaha man, i'm a whore?!

2/12/2008 6:51:51 PM

psyche

the last card says "anal sex 2nite?"


genius. :)

2/12/2008 6:30:08 PM

the prophet

what does the last card mean?

2/12/2008 6:21:51 PM

confused

Awesome! Those are so much funnier than the test results I have to give my girlfriend this valantine's day.

2/12/2008 6:18:29 PM

Awesome Cracker

Dude... it's "Anal Sex 2nite?"

2/12/2008 6:09:52 PM

steve

@manwithhands: are u serious?

2/12/2008 6:09:12 PM

LocoCrap