Who's Really Keeping Kids Off Drugs?
It's Darryl, that's who.
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beatles lied, weed is all you need
ReplyThey say it's a gateway drug but I think the taste is enough to put anyone off. Ecstasy was my gateway lol.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesEcstasy > Speed > MDMA > Ketamine > Mushrooms > LSD > Cocaine > Crack > Heroin.
And then a 4 year heroin addiction starting from my last year in school. I'm clean now but the whole gateway thing is painfully true. Ah well, that's what happens when your stupid and bored, a bad combination lol.
Also, heroin dealers are exactly like the dealer in this video, only with more random sleeping. It can take HOURS to buy anything from them, if heroin wasn't a physicaly addictive drug I think they would lead to alot less people using it lol.
The fact you put LSD in your timeline of lies proves you are an idiot
Ecstasy IS MDMA... Also doing one thing doesn't lead to another, once you do anything you're pretty much just picking that at the time, your values dictate you already consented to w/e it is you are next willing to take.
...E was ur gateway drug ? really? and why on earth would u go from speed to special k? ur the first addict ive ever heard of going from two hallucinigens to a deppressant to another 3 Hallucinigens to the mother of all depressants. and seeing as ive done all but crack and k, and kno that its damn hard to get addicted to any of those (cept speed maybe) i think u r a lil more than ridiculous. and thats coming from me. the 14 yo who lives on vodka and e (legit not an addict, just a raver)
To restate for one, MDMA is ecstasy. If you didn't know that, you obviously shouldn't have been using drugs. At least know what you're doing to yourself. Mushrooms(pysilocybin(may need a spell check)), Acid (Lysergic acid dythylamide), and marijuana are all non-addictive substances. Yes, the potential for a psychological dependency is there, but being "addicted" to them is all your own fault. You'd suffer no physical withdrawl symptoms. I tell everybody this; There is a big difference between USE and ABUSE.
That's funny, because after 30 years of smoking pot (and lots of it, I started in the 70s) I had never touched any other "real" drugs and took mushrooms ONCE. When I got married, I decided to stop, and have never felt like I needed to in the twenty-two years since. The only thing that's a gateway is your personal lack of self control. Or at least it would be if you weren't full of s**t :D
Swaim is da bomb!!!!!
ReplyHoly freshman-style Swaim, Batman!
ReplyI laughed, and it wasn't one of those classy, polite laughs, either.
Reply"OMG I think my dog's dead....wait this isn't my dog" Priceless
Replyis that Swaim with a neck beard?
ReplyOh, Darryl. You are a card.
ReplyThis isn't satire. It is just plain awesome.
ReplyROFLMAO!!!
ReplyPure comedy...
The buyer reminds me of one of the guys from those David Blane knockoff videos. But yeah, freakin' hysterical.
Replyjeez, why is everyone taking this vid so seriously? its fucking sattire-get over it!!
Reply"Btw. I say: weed is bad for your lungs."
ReplyThanks for the tip Sherlock. That's where the maxim "don't waste your lungs on shitty bud" comes into play.
Saw that comment, and had to reply. NOW I'll watch the video.
Btw. I say: weed is bad for your lungs. And its only a problem if people sit on their couch and smoke it all day. However, the antidrug companies are just downright annoying to those of us whom really dont give a fuck because we dont smoke it in the first place. And if you do, then thats cool too. This was just to be a funny video, not a fucking DEBATE about big companies, the uses of cannabis, and fascistic american policies so please just shut the fuck up.
ReplyI was half-expecting to see a shot of Darryl at the end going "hehehe, sucker!"
ReplyMessi says:
ReplyDont do drugs kids, just say 'not for me thanks'
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When I said 'It's a fucking satire' I was high. Disregard that part.
ReplyHey, here's an idea: all of you shut the fuck up. It's a fucking satire. Since all of you are so fucking educated about your respective topics, why don't you look up 'Those Aren't Muskets!'? You might find out that they're a funny group of people who make videos in both a satiric and parodist vein, as well as regular silliness in general. The point of the video was neither to show how if you ever do drugs, you'll get your shit fucked up, nor was it a satiric shot at the anti-drug people who can't get their facts straight. It was an excuse to show a guy with no shirt acting crazy, in the hope of making you laugh. Now GTFO my internets.
ReplyCannibas has a plethora of uses. In the late 1800's and early 1900's, all of the US grew it, and Henry Ford built his first car with hemp interior seating and it ran on hemp fuel. It can also make paper that does not yellow like wood-based paper, adhesives, lotions & shampoo, fabrics for clothing, etc. The reason weed is illegal is because of the growing cotton & oil industries, which came to view hemp as a major threat. For Christ's sake people, this is the United States. We're a country ran by corporations who implement fascist laws to protect their profits, and only to protect their profits, and that's why Europeans laugh at the notion of this being the "land of the free".
ReplyJust a sidenote: FUCK the United States government. Now, I'm off to smoke a bowl.