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    Avatar Roger Rogerson

    Welcome to Bulgaria, where men are men and women are also sometimes men.

  • 45 Crack Ups
    Avatar zoidbergMD

    After all the hype, Blowjob Island turned out to be quite a letdown.

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    Avatar TillyKGB

    Despite his many critics, Tony was convinced "Peacocks with shecocks" would be the next "Girls gone Wild."

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    Avatar usedretainers

    Leroy knew that his new mole implant made him look just like one of the girls... Now he just had to get rid of that spotlight hogging bitch Stephanie...

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    Avatar whyimhot

    What happens in Des Moines stays in Des Moines.

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    Avatar davidatjr

    When they told him there would be a free meal with a short presentation, Greg had expected a time share pitch. This, he was completely unprepared for.

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    Avatar BubbaLove

    "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?""Right now, I'm just happy that my girlfriend is a girl..."

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    Avatar flyingmnky

    The new season of "The Search For The Next Pussycat Doll" takes a turn for the worse...

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    Avatar Nebulon

    Don't tell anyone but one of us isn't a man.

  • 11 Crack Ups
    Avatar am4fm2000

    Dad?

  • 10 Crack Ups
    Avatar JasonF

    "Trust me. Even if I thought I could speak without spewing vomit everywhere, there is no way I'd tell ANYONE about this."

  • 8 Crack Ups
    Avatar Roland1232

    Dick, dick, dick, dick, goose.

  • 7 Crack Ups
    Avatar randychico

    This was going to be the most hilarious caption ever until it got censored by the League Of Shushing Transvestites.

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    Avatar Nebulon

    If any one asks it was just a overly large clit, OK!

  • 7 Crack Ups
    Avatar CrenTIScO

    Almost instantly, the Hillary Clinton campaign came to a screeching halt.

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    Avatar Roland1232

    "Shh, I'm deep undercover." "But it's your day off. And you work in sales."

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    Avatar TillyKGB

    Misunderstanding the use of the term "sexually ambiguous," Brody unwhittingly wandered into a situation that would take years of therapy and a bottle of penicilin to clear up.

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    Avatar Ken Buddha

    The absence of an aluminum pole and the number of bulging Adam's apples on stage were bad signs, but it was only when the "ladies" shushed him for telling them to show some titty that Dan knew he was at the wrong show.

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    Avatar Nebulon

    Times were hard for Sarah Jessica Parker after Sex in the City ended, but at least she got to keep the costumes.

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    Avatar TheDenv

    The premise for Die Hard 7 was the most ridiculous yet.

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    Avatar IrishTerror

    I don't like being in Tom Cruise's dreams.

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    Avatar neondeviant

    Geoff wasn't sure what was a better present, the new camera, or the chlamydia.

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar djseifer

    Oswald sighed. This would be the last bet he'd ever make with Drew and Lewis again.

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    Avatar Nebulon

    Although he had secretly been longing for a donkey show Terry tried to make the most of his bachelor party.

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    Avatar Bartholomew

    Scully and Mulder’s most recent undercover assignment proved that some X-Files should remain uninvestigated.

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    Avatar JasonF

    " . . . is it alright with you if I keep my eyes shut, too?"

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar beeteater30

    Boy, the Victoria's Secret models are starting to let themselves go aren't they?

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    Avatar grafton

    Jeff was soon to know all there is to know about the crying game.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar Crenshaw

    America's Next Top Model took a noticeable step backward once Kathy Lee Gifford was put in charge.

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    Avatar Rienke

    There are no words in the English language that can be hateful enough to describe this picture.

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    Avatar omgtehlindsay

    "Yes," thought Sandra, peering out sinisterly from behind her fan, "I have found enough virgin sacrifices..."

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    Avatar Yishai

    Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

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    Avatar romeodeltabravo

    one of these things is not like the others, one of these things OH GOD MY EYES

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    Avatar Roland1232

    That's it, Ted Haggard, this time it's TEN days of rehab.

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    Avatar porsche

    As is any man's life with women: two tried to shut me up, two laughed and one looked like she was going to kick my ass.

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    Avatar TillyKGB

    Somehow, John the consultant felt the execs at Denny's had missed his point when he recommended an "image change."

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    Avatar TwistedMonkey

    The off off off Broadway production, "Shush! Or my Mom will take off the Feathered Boa", had been enjoying moderate success until audience participation became mandatory and quite aggressive.

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    Avatar jamasian_man

    Turn the lights off please. Please.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar phreesh

    Somewhere in bird heaven, the last blue emu looks down in bitter disapointment.

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    Avatar nuro

    see, this is why i stay inside and play WOW all day.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar OlDirtyBen

    See, shit like this makes baby Jesus cry.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar ManualAutomaton

    what would you do for a Klondike whore?

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    Avatar Nebulon

    Can you keep a secret?

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    Avatar Nebulon

    Here no evil, see no evil, speak no evil... or else I'll show you my cock!

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    Avatar Roland1232

    Keep your mouth shut and nobody gets hurt, and two, and three, and four.

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    Avatar jamhottle

    The show was PG-rated and the octopus (top right) had one tentacle for each woman's breast, in case proceedings got a little too blue.

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    Avatar MNOGOLD

    Has anybody seen my blue ostrich? He just was talking to this man backstage when....

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    Avatar Fairview

    With recruitment at an all time low, the Army extends their "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy to trannies.

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    Avatar BigPhillyMan

    I have a whole sac of SHH! with your name on it.

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    Avatar nuro

    his noodly appendage recoiled in horror, something at the stripper factory had gone awry

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    Avatar john0

    Jesus Christ, Cthulu is about to eat these people and all they can do is pick their noses!

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    Avatar john0

    Alrighty then, Which one is Guliani?

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    Avatar john0

    How many horsemen of the Appoclypse were there?

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    Avatar TheBicyleThief

    This was the last time Dan let his mom's friends get drunk at his birthday party.

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    Avatar davidatjr

    Despite his initial reservations, the show's producer was now fairly confident Chuck could pass for an extremely ugly woman. Randy, on the other hand...

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    Avatar big

    Okay, so it's agreed, NO ONE will post this to their facebook page, okay?

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    Avatar suortin

    They fuck you then take your money.

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    Avatar Roland1232

    Therapy, here I come!

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    Avatar awdragon

    When a tourist with a camera accidentally stumbles across the identity of "the banker", the third string "deal or no deal" girls get to work.

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    Avatar nchammer326

    Tom started taking photos with furious speed. That octopus was just too bizarre to NOT have its picture taken.

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    Avatar Lizardking1726

    "Those were the happy days...before we were all addicted to crack."

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    Avatar HomerJ

    We won't tell your wife, if you don't complain about the anal sex. What anal sex? You'll see . . . .

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    Avatar IrishTerror

    She didn't know it yet, but Kate Winslet was about to get devoured by that dude on the right.

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    Avatar omgtehlindsay

    The other photographers were extremely jealous of Jim, who always got to cover the best stories.

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    Avatar usedretainers

    The pitch for "Cabaret Titanic" was breathtaking, but SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, don't tell anyone, Leonardo dies at the end...

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    Avatar carpe_nocturn

    "Shhhhhh" -Ryan Seacrest attempting to seduce paparazzi into not leaking out his newfound 'hobby'.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar bcanders

    Mommy says shut the fuck up now and go to bed.

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    Avatar anonym

    desperate housewives: the (far) off-broadway musical..

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    Avatar cigjonser

    "No, it's still there. It looks like broccoli. Did you eat broccoli?"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Raldan

    The "don't ask, don't tell" policy is getting a bit out of hand.

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    Avatar ManualAutomaton

    the wall octopus laughed quietly to himself his "lonely balding guy" decoy had gotten the blue peacock man-ladies attention... the feast would be excellent

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    Avatar JewelsVern

    Yeah, I wear a black costume when everybody else wears blue. That's so if one of these broads steals my outfit I know right away who it was. But don't tell anybody I said that, ok?

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    Avatar ivetta

    Despite her best efforts, typecasting followed Elizabeth Berkely all the way back to community theater.

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    Avatar SpankTV

    Rob Schneider's new flik, "I am a man!"

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    Avatar Concresence

    As Larry was quickly learning, sometimes going undercover really sucked.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Det

    It took exactly twelve seconds for LaRouche to forget about the superglue on her fake nails and try to pick her teeth.

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    Avatar Roland1232

    "And that's why the "Vixens" in the marquee was in quotes. Now shhh, you're trapped here forever."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Baker.Street

    John was the unfortunate guinea pig of an unusual brand of torture, and he was quickly reduced to pleas for mercy as they threatened to move their feather fans.

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    Avatar zoidbergMD

    In one last, desperate bid to secure the GOP Presidential nomination, Mike Huckabee reaches out to the sole remaining gay Republican.

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    Avatar Tidybowlman

    Bill Clinton's edition of This Is Your Life took an ugly turn as his brother was waiting in the wings with his birthday surprise. According to sources the women were a traveling gift. At this time it is unclear just whose birthday it was..

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    Avatar amadeus_rex

    Be vewwy quiet..... We're hunting gay emus.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar pronk48

    Kevin had still thought these were the real Pussycat dolls, but when "Becky" grabbed his junk and shushed him he suddenly recognized Vinny the Virgintaker and his cohorts and wished he'd paid up on his Patriots losses on time.

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    Avatar LondonBob

    From the back of the chorus line. "She banged Clinton too."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar OlDirtyBen

    You know what really sucks about this picture? Everything.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fairview

    "Cross dressing space princesses AND tentacle porn!" Nakamura was impressed.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fairview

    In a corner at the back of the room, Wall-E gets his first robot erection.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar wsumn

    "shhhhhhhhh the other trannies are sleeping"

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    Avatar john0

    OK I see Kathleen Turner, Michael Douglas, Danny DeVito, but which one is Waldo?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar cshanejor

    Kids lets play Spot the Penis. PSSST look to your right.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar zebdavison

    Sorry, "ladies," I have to reveal your secret: you've been lip-synching your act.

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    Avatar bunnylefevre

    This is what Ginger Spice did without the Spice Girls, and it's what she'll probaby have to do again now that they've canceled their tour.

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    Avatar grafton

    Steven regretted allowing his wife choose their divorce lawyer.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar zoidbergMD

    A typical scene from a club down in old Soho, where they drink champagne and it tastes like cherry cola...

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    Avatar zoidbergMD

    "This," thought the Sheikh, "is turning out to be a Hezbollah convention like no other."

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    Avatar john0

    This is the last time we let Tim Burtn direct a highshool musical.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar thevelveturd

    George thought they were flirting, but the Halftard Dance Crew was simply trying to warn him of an impending octopus attack.

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    Avatar muttley

    Bette Midler wants you to be quiet about her recent addadicktome.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kshipley

    Hey, your Adam's Apple is showing!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kshipley

    The stern look from the tranny reminded him of his father...Ben found himself sad, yet strangely arroused.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar SoxitToMe

    "Shhh...don't tell her that we meant Peacocks...not shecocks."

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    Avatar colby_park

    Coming this March to CBS: The Trannies!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar DesertEagle

    OK, I'll be quiet, but you promised me a "big surprise" when we get up to my room.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar cullmac

    When Britney found out she had huge fans waiting for her outside she was greatly disappointed

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar cullmac

    Silent porno movies just never really seemed the same...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Mioljinr

    Shhh...not here!!! The other trannies are watching!!! Okay, well maybe a quick handjob...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar DropDeadJed

    When I hired a Private I. to photograph my cheating wife, I never expected the man she was cheating with to catch on

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Geloti

    Removing his classes, and tucking his pride between his legs, Clark Kent thought this would be a much better disguise...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Newguy40

    Clearly the new "Don't ask. Don't tell" policy was having unintended consequences for the US Army. On the other hand, recruitment quotas are now being met.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Theatremeat

    Auditions for the role of the Blue Fairy for the off off Broadway production of Pinocchio could have not gone more wrong

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar phreesh

    The new musical, "Daddy's little secret," fails to find an audience.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar RoflsaurusRex

    And they explained to the man there was a secret behind the 'All Women's Silent But Deadly Club'... Unfortunately, Karen (on the right) never realized how deadly the Silent But Deadly club really was... As her face twisted in anguish before her d

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    Avatar TheGuywbeaver

    Is all jealous of the redhead, she got onto snorgs hot list. plus peakocks.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kilgore

    "Let me adjust for the light.. Ok. Oh, and just ignore the plush Japanese tentacles above you.. Sexy.. Yes, you're very sexy... Perfect, hold it right there you fabulous creature, you. Ooh, that's it.. You have a secret. A big secret...a very big sec

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    Avatar cabletv

    "Which of these cars, is doing its own thing. Which of these cars, does not belong..."

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    Avatar mariam67

    This is the worst rendition of "It's oh so quiet" I've ever seen!

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    Avatar sabman

    Men what are you talking about? We are hot chicks!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar justinkase

    ...it!

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    Avatar Drinksonme

    Her friends having quieted the unknowing photographer, Traci prepared to cast her first spell as a witch, unaware that Amy and Karen had tricked her into reciting a portion from the motion picture "The Craft."

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    Avatar fakitol

    With jeanne's bladder incontinence worsening, the girls desperately try to mask the sound.

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    Avatar Mr.Harrisonsan

    Why you never hire hookers off of Craigslist.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar cowboyred27

    It had all gone perfectly to plan. The leader was almost within range. Now all the octopus had to do was wait...

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    Avatar centralservices

    "You know, they had to kill hundreds of endangered peacocks just to get these feathers-" "Shut up Frank, just look at the camera!"

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    Avatar stackismom

    Please stop crying it's only a lap dance.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar vetus

    And you thought Vegas could only go uphill after Celin Dion left? Think again.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar turdfurgeson

    The burlesque version of Annie opened and closed the same night.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar BogusBob

    Once a gay disco, always a gay disco.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar EatWit

    After the massive failure of their reunion tour, the Spice Girls were forced back into the shadows of cruise ship entertainment.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar abaum

    As his first act as a woman, Donny endeavored to be seen but not heard.

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    Avatar craiglist

    The first rule of "Obvious shemale club" is don't talk about "obvious shemale club"

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    Avatar vinnieb

    for mark hamil work is work

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    Avatar mrtitoman

    Honey, shhhh. There are no bird women following me, silly.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar ChopDog

    Jim always liked the funny feeling he got in his pants when he slid down the rope in gym class, but that was nothing compared to this!

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    Avatar mw27

    This is the worst production of A Midsummer Night's Dream I've ever seen.

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    Avatar usolangto

    Hang on while I dig out the rest of spidermans costume

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar gandiisback

    12.30 feeding time for the humans

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    Avatar flipnkrud

    shhhhhemales.

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    Avatar Ranger

    SHHHHHH...YES we're ALL lesbians. Now fuck off penis! www.NeilsNotes.com

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Shatzi

    It's even worse than you think, they are NAKED under those feathers..

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar drew2262

    when the Police yelled, "quick shoot it!", some understood differently.

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    Avatar Ranger

    Man-hating, fuckin' lesbian bitches on parade! www.NeilsNotes.com

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Ranger

    The secret is...all these cheating bitches have fucking STD's! BITCHES! www.NeilsNotes.com

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar ravenfan

    oh my gosh look what i can do! hahahaha

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    Avatar Ranger

    Shhh...it's a secret which one behind me is actually a girl. www.NeilsNotes.com

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    Avatar kludge

    Steven begins to realize his error in ordering the ex-wife-o-gram

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    Avatar Ranger

    Bitches on Bitches Action at: www.NeilsSexSuperStore.com (seriously!)

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