What 23 Background Movie Characters Were Secretly Thinking

Our artists use the magic of hindsight to give these cinematic drive by victims a voice.
What 23 Background Movie Characters Were Secretly Thinking

The background characters of famous movie scenes are like the guy standing under the basket while Blake Griffin throws down a seemingly impossible dunk. While the main players deliver lines written by highly paid professionals with all the time and preparation in the world, the innocent bystanders are forced to just stand their, getting immortalized with a stupid look on their face.

We asked you to use the magic of hindsight to give these cinematic drive-by victims a voice. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

REMEMBER... WAT FOR EYE CONTACT! CRACKED.COM
I'm pretty sure he meant it as 3 compliment... CRACKED.COM
Hey, didn't that Seriously. man, asshole just do you want to fight someone? let someone else have a turn? CRACKED.cOM
...and Tommy and Billy make 299 total I wonder if I should tell somebody??? CRACKED.COM
Just wait until: they hear about the disco-themed cave I'm going to construct under the mansion... Discoman. they'll call me, and no criminalwill be
HE'S NOT LOOKING.... QUICK! EVERYONE ONTO THE SHIP!! CRACKED.COM
WAIT A SECOND... WHAT AM 2 DOING HERE? MY FINAL EXAM STARTS IN FIE MINUITES/! CRACKED.cOM
CRACKEDE No DROiDS, BUT HES GONNA LET THE GUY WiTH AN ASS FOR A FACE in... SEEMS FAIR.
PEW PEWI pew pew! pew! BLAMBLAMBLAMI BLAMI ACKACKACKACKI AKACKI *ahem* PEWI PEWPEW! CRACKED.cOM
Holy shit! Are you seein' this?!? Meh. CRACKED.COM
What 23 Background Movie Characters Were Secretly Thinking
CRACKED.C WHO SHOULD I EAT FIRST?
Check out WHO thet plane! I think GIVES they're gonna A make it SHITII! CRACKED.coM
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MAN, WE LOOK SO METAL RIGHT NOW CRACKED
CRACKED.COM I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE IS ONLY ONE GIRL IN THE WHOLE GALAXY. SCREW THIS. I'M GOING TO TOTALLY CRASH MY SHIP RIGHT INTO THE DEATHSTAR!
CRACKED.COM DANG, THAT COAr MAKES MY ASS LOOK HUGE!
CRACKED.COM AH-CHOO!!! OH GOD I GOT SAIOT ALL OVER THE IASTDE OF MY MASK. TOUCH MASKS STAY ON OHMGOD ITS IN My MOUTH e
CRACKED.COM I am OK not with this
CRACKED.COM WHY ARE WE STILL PEDALING?
CRACKED.cOM How THE HL CAN I BE SHORTTER THAW THEY AREP
PILLOW FIGHT!!!!! CRACKED.COM
CRACKED.coM serlodsiy.. Who THe FCK Is THAT kID TALKIG TO?

There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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