What 23 Background Movie Characters Were Secretly Thinking

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The background characters of famous movie scenes are like the guy standing under the basket while Blake Griffin throws down a seemingly impossible dunk. While the main players deliver lines written by highly paid professionals with all the time and preparation in the world, the innocent bystanders are forced to just stand their, getting immortalized with a stupid look on their face.

We asked you to use the magic of hindsight to give these cinematic drive-by victims a voice. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by maluba

HE'S NOT LOOKING.... QUICK! EVERYONE ONTO THE SHIP!! CRACKED.COM

Entry by Mich13

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