The background characters of famous movie scenes are like the guy standing under the basket while Blake Griffin throws down a seemingly impossible dunk. While the main players deliver lines written by highly paid professionals with all the time and preparation in the world, the innocent bystanders are forced to just stand their, getting immortalized with a stupid look on their face.

We asked you to use the magic of hindsight to give these cinematic drive-by victims a voice. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Snowblind

Hey, didn't that Seriously. man, asshole just do you want to fight someone? let someone else have a turn? CRACKED.cOM

Entry by maluba

HE'S NOT LOOKING.... QUICK! EVERYONE ONTO THE SHIP!! CRACKED.COM

Entry by js_oliver

PEW PEWI pew pew! pew! BLAMBLAMBLAMI BLAMI ACKACKACKACKI AKACKI *ahem* PEWI PEWPEW! CRACKED.cOM

Entry by Mich13

CRACKED.C WHO SHOULD I EAT FIRST?

Entry by BlondeFury

CRACKED.cOM How THE HL CAN I BE SHORTTER THAW THEY AREP

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