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As far as real jobs go, being a member of the Cracked Editorial Staff is probably as good as it gets. We get paid in truckloads of gold, each editor has a small (but fierce) army of Super Models at his disposal, and very little work actually gets done, if you know what we mean. (We don't do any work.) We did some checking around and confirmed it: We officially have the greatest jobs on the planet.

Which got us thinking: What kind of job would be so appealing that we'd actually leave this life of fame, riches and near constant sexcapades behind?

We asked you to photoshop some examples of jobs that, if they were real, might actually be better than being a Cracked Editor, and offered $50 to the best. The winner is below, but first the runners-up:

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Entry by Veiko

Entry 20
by Veiko

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Entry by Something

Entry 19
by Something

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Entry by Sanchez .

Entry 2
by Sanchez .

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Bamboozled. You win money.

Entry 1
by Bamboozled

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

If tattoos told the truth.

Forget the barbed wire and Chinese characters everybody gets these days, what would tattoos be like in a world where tattoos had to tell the brutally honest truth?

Post entries in the forums.

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