If Everyday Tasks Were Done Using Wile E. Coyote Logic

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If Wile E. Coyote taught us anything, it's that rollerskating is gay unless you're wearing a jet pack. But he also taught us that no task is too simple for a 17 part plan. We asked you to show us what it might look like if you flirted that hard with Murphy's Law while planning everyday tasks.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Nyke

CRACKED.cOM UNITED STATES POST OFFIC WEST END STATION BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA

Entry by infrafan

CRACKED HOM CONSTRUCTION AREA AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSECUTED WARNING TINY UMBRELLA AREA

Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by Mad Mann

'THE PLAN OPERATION TOUCH -A-BOOB TARGET GYM TEPARATE AFTER HERD FROM PERIOD olo FIFTH (WINCMAN DIVERSTON ELIMINATE BIC FAT TARCET: FRIEND) HODA RINN

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