This site has some of the funniest material on the internet. Why are spending precious time trying to learn more about me? Ok, fine, if you're that desperate to get to know me, just send me a message. I will direct you to various areas of the Internetty-Webby-Thingie where you can get to know me better.
But I don't put out on the second date. First date, absolutely, but not the second. Unless, of course, you want me to.
