If Everyday Tasks Were Done Using Wile E. Coyote Logic

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If Wile E. Coyote taught us anything, it's that rollerskating is gay unless you're wearing a jet pack. But he also taught us that no task is too simple for a 17 part plan. We asked you to show us what it might look like if you flirted that hard with Murphy's Law while planning everyday tasks.

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