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  • Real Name: Jeff Kelly
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  • Member Since: April 24th, 2008 12:12 pm
  • Last Seen: September 24th, 2016 09:52 am
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About jekelish

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Lebowski." You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

You can check out more of my stuff at,, and I'm the senior editor at TopTenz these days. Basically, I should be holding a sign that says, "will write for food" right about now. By the way, I'm (sadly) not actually The Dude. I just happen to like drinking White Russians and playing Wii bowling.

I'm also married and have a 4 year old, and we've got two dogs, a cat, but sadly no white picket fence. Which sucks, because I can't trick neighborhood kids into painting it while I sit by, eating an apple.




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