jekelish

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  • Real Name: Jeff Kelly
  • Location: is everything
  • Member Since: April 24th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 1:53 pm
  • Personal tag line: The Dude abides
  • Message board posts: 4,104

About jekelish

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Lebowski." You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

You can check out more of my stuff at gunaxin.com and spike.com, and also sometimes weirdworm.com. Basically, I should be holding a sign that says, "will write for food" right about now. By the way, I'm (sadly) not actually The Dude. I just happen to like drinking White Russians and playing Wii bowling.

I'm also married and we just had our first son, and we've got two dogs, a cat, but sadly no white picket fence. Which sucks, because I can't trick neighborhood kids into painting it while I sit by, eating an apple.

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