In addition to being a writer/moderator on Cracked, I enjoy pretending not to have heard of modern popular culture and watching peoples reactions when I say I have never heard of (Insert recent famous tv show/band/movie here).

If you want me to write for you, help come up with ideas or if you just feel like yelling at me, feel free to send me a message or e-mail me at evanvsymon@gmail.com.

If you need help with translating German, Slovak, Afrikaans or French, just tell me and I can help out. I also know some Spanish, Russian, Swahili, Latin and (almost) Mandarin conversationally if help is needed there.

I also have a book here - https://www.jukepopserials.com/home/read/462 please add it to your bookshelf!