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  • Real Name: Evan V. Symon
  • Location: Cleveland (Yes THAT Cleveland)
  • Member Since: February 14th, 2011
  • Last Seen: April 15th, 2014 8:45 pm
  • Personal tag line: Could be worse. I could be in Detroit.
  • Message board posts: 21,694
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About Vercetti44

In addition to being a writer/moderator on Cracked, I enjoy pretending not to have heard of modern popular culture and watching peoples reactions when I say I have never heard of (Insert recent famous tv show/band/movie here).

If you want me to write for you, help come up with ideas or if you just feel like yelling at me, feel free to send me a message or e-mail me at

If you need help with translating German, Slovak, Afrikaans or French, just tell me and I can help out. I also know some Spanish, Russian, Swahili, Latin and (almost) Mandarin conversationally if help is needed there.

I also have a book here - please add it to your bookshelf!


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