I'm a columnist and member of the Cracked editorial team. Who's a fucking loser that will never amount to anything now, MOM?
My tumblr is DocSarge.com
My Twitter is Twitter.com/JFSargent
My Facebook is Facebook.com/SargentWriter
My greatest accomplishment is that people frequently tell me I look like Johnny Depp.
I'm just kidding my mother has always been very supportive of my stupid life choices.