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6 Substances That Wipe Their Ass With the Laws of Physics
It's worth reiterating that modern geniuses are more than capable of mooning physics with the twin butt-cheeks of innovation and technology.
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- By Aatif Zubair
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13 Pirated Game Covers Way More Awesome Than the Originals
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- By Raoni Lacerda
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5 Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands Hiding in Busy Cities
You don't necessarily have to earn a fancy degree and apply for expedition funding in order to get your apocalyptic-bone on.
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- By Natasha Saravanja
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5 Reasons the Video Game Industry Is About to Crash
Are we headed for another crash? Short answer, yes. Long answer? Yes.
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- By J.F. Sargent, Dave Williams
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5 Terrifying Festivals You Won't Believe Are Legal
If you want a real party, a party so awesome, it stops being awesome and starts being more like a violent, bloody war on the concept of fun, well, friend, look no further.
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- By Monte Richard, E. Reid Ross
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The 5 Most Hilariously Insane Secret Plots from History
You've heard the phrase 'desperate times call for desperate measures.' These measures must've been drug-induced.
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- By Alex Hanton
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5 Behind the Scenes Details That Change How You See Movies
To get a look at what happens on both sides of the camera, we interviewed a grip/electrician named Holden Wilson and a stand-in/background actor who, to preserve his anonymity, has asked to be referred to as Thrust Neckpunch.
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- By Richard Johnson, Holden Wilson, Kier Harris
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5 Badass Con Men Who Fooled the Experts There to Catch Them
Suddenly we wonder if we're all just waiting to be suckers.
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- By Alan Boyle
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5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes
We have hit that theoretical point in time when our machines become bigger dicks than we are.
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- By Josh Hrala
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5 Animal Rights Campaigns That Managed to Screw Over Animals
Sometimes, in their single-minded efforts to make the world a better place for animals, self-proclaimed animal-rights activists actually make things a whole lot worse.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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8 Hilariously Misleading Covers Slapped on Classic Books
When classic books fall into the hands of the rare cover artist who somehow has no idea what's going on, that's when hilarity ensues.
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- By William Lime
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5 Wrongly Convicted People the Legal System Kept on Screwing
It's actually physically impossible for people in authority positions to admit they're wrong, which is why we get situations like these.
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- By Robin Warder
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5 Laws That Made Sense on Paper (And Disasters in Reality)
Government is somebody coming up with a plan that sounds great on paper, only to be hilariously thwarted by human nature within minutes of it passing.
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- By Doron S.
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6 Iconic Video Games That Were Created by Technical Problems
Video game developers often made their most creative choices specifically because technical limitations wouldn't let them make the game they really wanted to make.
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- By Arturo Barboza, Zach Johnson
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5 Lost Documents That Shatter Your Image of Famous People
Secrets don't stay buried forever, and occasionally lost documents will turn up that change everything.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Matthew Kohlmorgen
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- 1238