# 5 Math Lessons You Don't Really Need in the Real World

Math is many students' most hated subject in school, the cause of untold nightmares and countless "I can't evens." And inevitably when dealing with a subject so abstract to their daily lives, many students will stand up and in a clear, precise voice bellow, "What will we ever use this for?"

Jetta Productions/Photodisc/Getty Images
"My thesis statement is: Seriously, are you just jerking us around?"

In some cases, there's an easy answer to their question. Algebra and word problems are used all the time by real people in the real world. Understanding percentages and exponents is necessary if you want to have even the beginning of a clue about personal finance. Statistics are useful for understanding games and other risks. And you'll be widely regarded as a mouth-breathing idiot if you wander the real world unable to read a graph.

But many other math subjects are preposterously useless in real life and simply not encountered outside of careers in fairly specific fields. For many of those kids, these are things they will never use.

Jetta Productions/Photodisc/Getty Images
"In conclusion, fuck this noise."

Just for the record, this isn't the rant of a bitter moron. I was really good at math in school; straight A's, AP calculus, the whole thing. That's why I feel qualified, as someone who's learned and forgotten it all, to explain which math subjects are actually completely useless for normal human beings.

## #5. Long Division

Long division is a calculation technique where one number can be divided by another using nothing more than note paper and a tremendous amount of time. And despite all the horrible things that have happened to my brain since grade five, I basically still remember how to do it. You start at the left and pick the largest nominator that can fit in the regulator, then take the leftovers and add them to the next downmost digit of the dividule, then repeat. Right?

Digital Vision/Getty Images
Right, Mr. H?

Note that I'm talking about the usefulness of long division specifically here. Everyone obviously has to understand how basic division works, as that comes up all the time in the real world, when dividing up apples among friends or whatever. But the only division you ever really need to do in the real world is with integers under 100, and that takes rote memorization really, not long division. So what good is long division?

What They Say This Is Used For:

Long division is meant for those occasions when we need to divide large numbers and we don't have a calculator at hand.

Creatas/Getty Images
Professions that commonly experience such situations include Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and this guy.

What a Normal Human Being Might Actually Use This For:

Nothing.

Basically the only people who use long division now are fifth-grade teachers teaching long division to fifth graders. Long division was added to our math curriculum in a primitive era when people smoked for their health and calculators were rare. But that's obviously no longer the case; right now you probably have three or four devices within arm's reach capable of doing division.

xubingruo/iStock/Getty Images
Calculator, laptop, yup. All set here. Hell, most modern plants can do division and play MP3s now.

## #4. Geometric Proofs

Geometry can describe a pretty big area of study, so I'll clarify a bit. Basic geometry, like an understanding of points, sides, and angles, is pretty useful. As is basic trigonometry, which will come in handy if you do any kind of building or construction. And the Pythagorean theorem is a handy thing to have in your pocket.

Brand X Pictures/Stockbyte/Getty Images
The only reason this all stands up is because some long-dead Greek dudes gave it permission to.

But at some point in high school, you get into geometric proofs, comparing triangles to other triangles, and drawing tangents to circles, and a bunch of stuff that's all geared toward rebuilding geometric proofs that those long-dead Greek dudes had already figured out for us.

What They Say This Is Used For:

All of this stuff is super useful if you're an engineer. Actually, let's say mandatory. Yeah. I'd kind of like the guys we have building bridges to really "get" triangles, thanks.

Stockbyte/Getty Images
"No, Tony. Three sides. Yeah. Three. This is a doodle of Hello Kitty. No, that's OK. You're learning."

Also, the technique of taking simple axioms and combining those into more complicated theorems is great training for more complicated mathematical proofs. This is useful if you want to continue your career in mathematics, which boy, man, are you sure you want to continue your career in mathematics?

What a Normal Human Being Might Actually Use This For:

Nothing.

Most people just don't encounter enough triangles in the wild to need to know if they're identical or not. And isn't this whole conceit of declaring two different triangles to be the same kind of, well, racist?

Hemera Technologies/AbleStock.com/Getty Images
Most triangles are actually excellent drivers.

## #3. Logarithms

Logarithms are ... something. Loggy? Rhythmmy?

Mike Powell/Digital Vision/Getty Images
Sure.

I'm not being glib here; I'm really not entirely sure what they are. They're a weird little black hole in my knowledge of mathematics. Every time I look logarithms up and figure out what they are, that knowledge immediately sprays out the other side of my head like a gunshot wound. For the purpose of this column I looked them up again, and I can happily report that they're basically the inverse of exponents, except not quite, and, uh, fuck, they're gone.

What They Say This Is Used For:

All sorts of things, apparently. Logs of base 10 are useful in a number of areas of engineering. Logs of base 2 show up all over the place in computer science. And logs of base e, which is, uh ... fuck it ... are apparently super important, with e widely being considered one of the most beautiful numbers in the universe.

Stacey Lynn Payne/iStock/Getty Images
Also the most ballin' number in the universe.

What a Normal Human Being Might Actually Use This For:

Nothing.

The only time I can think of that I've ever come across logarithms in the wild is in understanding the scales of some fairly specific graphs. The Richter scale that we use for measuring earthquakes is logarithmic, with every increase of one on the scale representing an increase by a factor of 10 in an earthquake's power. But you don't really need to "get" logarithms to comprehend that, so I don't know. Aside from the slightly distressing knowledge that I'm missing out on apparently one of the most beautiful things known to man, I haven't really observed any downsides to a life without understanding logarithms.

Mike Powell/Digital Vision/Getty Images
There's enough raw beauty in regular logs for me.

### Chris Bucholz

See More

See More

GO LISTEN

GO LISTEN

GO LISTEN

GO LISTEN
• #### Puigons Be Puigons

GO LISTEN
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

## The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!