15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next
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ReplyI actually haven't noticed Joe Biden at all in the past couple of years.
So apparently O'Donnell is what Sarah Palin would be like if she'd never had an orgasm. Good to know.
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ie "last night she licked my sausage. not like that!"
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Yeah! What if their husbands are infertile? Of course I am a lesbian... and my girlfriend and I have talked about it... but still. Wait. What do you mean by "normal" women? My gf and I are normal. There's nothing wrong with us. Also, there shouldn't be a ? at the end of your second sentence. That's a statement, not a question.
I'm gonna take a page from the family guy book and write my own book entitled "What I would do sexually to Christine O'Donnell".
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someone's scared. why do people care what potential or existing politicians think about issues upon which will never be voted? While it's true that conservative politicians are elected with the support of social conservatives, the smartest people use that to tip the balance over the people that only want to be cool or accepted by their peers (though, I admit, there is vehement passion within liberal circles,the vast numbers that support such ideals are respondents to that which they see on tv or hear from vocal friends. Usually, passion is all it takes to convert a non-thinker to a follower.
ReplyWhat f'ing planet were you sporn? Go to topix with this s**t
the reason its important what a politician thinks about an issue that will never be voted on is because it's still an indicator of their level of crazy - and Ms. O'Donnell is clearly crazy. there are some jobs you can do while being crazy and it doesn't matter - politician is not one of them. and yes, I agree, you should head over to topix. cracked is not the place for this discussion.
I have to admit, I laughed pretty hard at "It's not a pun about the youth in Asia. It's a serious issue. I just found that out."
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You already submitted this, cody.
ReplyIf the replies to an article or post are below a certain amount, Cracked pretends like it does not exist and you can repost it, carrying all the responses with and adding anew even as we are doing right here.
You know, if she didn't talk, she'd be kind of hot.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesSame thing with Palin, in a sort of nerdy real life MILF way. She'd basically be Lisa Ann without a botched boob job.
Yeah dude I concur, Ultimate 4 way her, Ann coulter and sarah palin. Augh!
I'd shoot my dick off before doing anything with those 3.
Man, you had me 'til "Ann Coulter". Jesus Christ, what an eyesore. I'd rather stick my dick in a food processor; it'd probably be less painful. But if anyone ever manages to f**k the stupid out of those three, my hat's off to them.
Hmm...the 4 way sounds enticing but I have extremely hairy legs.
This would mean that Odonnell would assume that I was Baphomet come back to collect on her soul from when she dabbled in witchcraft, and that would be awesome.
However it also means that Palin would assume I was a bear and she'd shoot me with her many, many guns and probably also make a rug out of me.
And Ann Coulter would steal your soul or something because... well, because Jesus, look at her.
hahahaha. shes an attention whore. on some subconscious level she would love it
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