The Man Who Was Killed By His Own Beard A 16th-century Dutch mayor named Hans Staininger had the most magnificent face full of whiskers the world had ever seen — a hirsute magnificence that ultimately proved to be his undoing Authors By Mike Rampton Published March 29, 2023 Comments 0
Before The Jerky Boys, There Was ‘Longmont Potion Castle’ Why is it so hard to simply deliver hundreds of pounds of sod to Alex Trebek? Authors By Eli Yudin Published March 29, 2023 Comments 0
Julie Bowen’s Competition For Her Part In 'Happy Gilmore' Tried a Full Sharon Stone Reveal Good thing Bowen followed her basic instincts. Authors By Matt Solomon Published March 29, 2023 Comments 0
Brooke Shields’ ‘Friends’ Guest Role Made Andre Agassi Throw a Trophy-Smashing Tantrum Then again, maybe it was just the meth Authors By Keegan Kelly Published March 29, 2023 Comments 0
The 10 Funniest ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ Flashbacks It turns out you can laugh at the past as much as you can learn from it Authors By Amanda Mannen Published March 29, 2023 Comments 0
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PICTOFACT 13 Bizarre Bits Of Trivia That Slaked Our Ceaseless Thirst For Knowledge For One Brief, Blessed Moment Not even Toblerone is safe anymore. Authors By JhallComics, Andrea Meno Published March 28, 2023 Comments 5
Mae Martin Begrudgingly Name Drops Dave Chappelle for His ‘Bad Faith’ Trans Jokes ‘With Real-Life Consequences’ in New Netflix Special Martin would rather talk about their dad’s insane comments on their conception, but Chappelle just won’t shut up about trans people Authors By Keegan Kelly Published March 28, 2023 Comments 23
An Oral History of ‘The Critic’ ‘Simpsons’ veterans and ‘Critic’ creators Al Jean and Mike Reiss reflect on the beloved mid-1990s animated Jon Lovitz comedy Authors By Brian VanHooker Published March 29, 2023 Comments 2
Professional Weirdo Jeff Goldblum Makes Seth Meyers Sing on His Own Show Goldblum and Meyers accidentally sparked some chemistry à la Audrey Hepburn Authors By Keegan Kelly Published March 28, 2023 Comments 2
PICTOFACT 13 Hollywood Heavy Hitters Who Refuse to Play Nice Should we take these creative differences outside? Authors By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti Published March 29, 2023 Comments 1
J.K. Rowling Wouldn’t Let Robin Williams Audition for ‘Harry Potter’ Parts Williams wanted to play either Hagrid or Lupin, but Rowling wanted Americans to stay out of her series Authors By Keegan Kelly Published March 28, 2023 Comments 25