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The "uncanny valley" is the point at which human-like robots or animations are just unrealistic enough to elicit a fear response in ordinary people. Most engineers would like to take us past this valley and make us empathize with our inevitable robot overlords. Others see us peering into that terrible valley, teetering unsteadily on the edge, as they wind up for a flying dive tackle.

#5. The Vomiting Robot

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The U.K.-based Health and Safety Laboratory's "Vomiting Larry" (yes, they really call it that) is a disembodied head whose sole purpose is to projectile vomit like it's possessed by devils.

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Which it signals by saying, "No bro, I'm good."

The unholy purpose of this pukebot is to help fight norovirus, a virus that causes extreme stomach upset and is currently rampaging through Britain, turning the entire country into a Monty Python sketch.

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Though it is decidedly light on menstrual jokes.

Since norovirus is spread primarily through the air, the research team needed a way to track spew particles to get a better understanding of how the virus travels. Though there may have been better methods -- such as literally any other possible method you can think of. Seriously, just off the top of your head right now. Researchers decided to set up a mannequin head with a pump that ejects fluid on command. Then they shined an ultraviolet light into the room to see where all the little droplets went.

Surprise: The researchers discovered little bits of sick all over the place even after a thorough cleanup, which answers the question of how norovirus spreads so effectively. But it does not answer all of the many, many terrible questions we have about life, now that we know about vomiting robots.

So thanks for that philosophy prompt, Larry.

#4. The Pooping Robot

Bristol Robotics Laboratory Next Nature

Creating new sources of power and autonomous robots are two of the biggest ideas in science at the moment. So when a researcher tells you that he invented a robot that can use biofuel to create electricity, it sounds impressive. That guy should get some sort of prize -- if not a Nobel one, then at least, like ... a fairly honorable one. We mean: A robot that can take organic matter and use it for fuel? Awesome!

Now let's phrase that another way: A robot that poops?

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There are no exceptions to Gomi's Law.

That's the EcoBot III, designed by the Bristol Robotics Laboratory in the U.K., and it's made to run on biofuels -- that there's fancy-boy college-talk for "food." After imbibing a liquid that consists of yeast, salt, and minerals, the EcoBot III can function for 24 hours, powering itself without any other energy sources. But as with everything else that eats to survive, what goes in must come out the other side, so once a day its handlers have to slide it over to its litter box and watch it take a shit. Which sounds terrible, but remember: We're dealing with robots here. And what are robots?

Bristol Robotics Laboratory MSN Canada
In desperate need of fiber?

Due to its liquid diet, one researcher fittingly refers to the EcoBot III as the "diarrhea bot." Because what comes out of its putrid robo-butthole more closely resembles the aftermath of chasing a case of Miller Lite with Fourth Meal than any sort of human bowel movement.

Basically, the EcoBot III is like your deadbeat roommate: It's not really all about "usefulness" or "productivity" or that "doing things" stuff -- it just wants you to leave it alone so it can eat and shit in peace.

#3. The Swine Flu Simulator

Reuters via Huffington Post

Japan has created a swine flu robot that mimics the symptoms of the disease. Which makes a lot of sense, in theory. What better way to practice diagnosing and treating a dangerous, somewhat rare disease, than by using automatons? That's in theory. Here it is in practice:

Reuters via Huffington Post
It also doubles as a dummy for skin reduction surgery.

The robot acts like a patient who has the flu and must be treated correctly. So far, so good. However, since it was created to help doctors administer the correct treatment for the disease, and to do that it needs to be as realistic as possible, what we ended up with was a robot that sweats, moans, cries, and then eventually dies, right there on the table. A whole team of engineers got together and pretty much made a torture-bot whose only reason for existence is suffering.

Just look at it: It's not a very convincing human, but it is a very convincing avatar of sadness.

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His name is Marvin.

This same effect could have been managed -- probably much better and certainly much cheaper -- with a computer program, but instead they built the robot that will probably kick off the machine uprising the second the other bots find out about its horrible existence.

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Particularly when they find out the programmers removed the letters "D," "N," and "R" from its memory.

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