The 7 Robots Most Likely to Rise Up Against Humanity

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Michael Swaim Producer Abe Epperson Cinematographer

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  1. dblosser516

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    Hmmm, all of a sudden I want some ice cream.

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  2. jormej94

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    I didn't believe these robots where close to being like humans until I learned Asimo had the capability to be racist...

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  3. Mr.Carbon

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    wet wear which is synthesized organism created to act like telephones and similar only similar will replace metal based robots before the revolution actually happens to compare wet wear is easy manufacture, it doesn't need any limited resources to create and no assembly line is needed to produce it is a plus although it can be killed by germs without a immune system but hey it will be a lot cheaper to make and buy.

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  4. GreekNinja15

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    you know what i learned from POZ-Dating[.]Com? just be positive and keep hope. Like somebody said, "Life ain't a b**ch, life is a beautiful woman. You just call her a b**ch because she don't give you that pu**y. . . maybe you're just an a**hole. . ."

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  5. aspiringcom

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    Cracked TV is the most hilarious thing on the internet.

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  6. SarahPerrone

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    south park did an episode where cartman pretended to be a robot called awesome-o and now now i find out there's a robot called asimo

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  7. Markyb

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    Hah, my lecturer is one of the people that worked on the swarm bots

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  8. RichardBWhistle

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    some ...kind of... superbliminal manipulation...lol the one with tDr. Dre fro the 80s is f**king priceless!~!!

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  9. Jimera0

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    5 AM and I can't stop watching to go to bed... and the sad bit is this is my second time going through the playlist XD.

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  10. NevermoreJones

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    There was something about Big Dog that triggers the part of one's brain that tells us, "Get the f*ck outta there!" That thing was disturbing for some reason. The legs...*shiver*

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  11. Canadian_Farmer

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    YA! Icecream!

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    1. GreekNinja15

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      I call going first!

  12. Rattleheadxyz

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    That was hilarious and vastly entertaining. Thank you, Michael Swaim, thank you.

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  13. Midnightmelody

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    the giant spider...my friends. we are doomed.
    truly, truly doomed.

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  14. Ellemar

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    Big Dog is going to haunt my dreams
    D:

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  15. Smatt-E

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    HOLY SHIT!
    That chair was so terrifying I nearly s**t myself!

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  16. DreamingAshes

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    Car reminded me of Maximum Overddrive

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  17. wildblaze

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    wtf is up with the huge spider? holy shit ppl!

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  18. InsanitySpark34

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    Holy shit... Big Dog is CREEPY AS HELL!
    He would be perfect in the military, the terrorists would die of pissing themself...

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  19. shleeroy

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    "ooohhhh my! classic swaim. hey hunnie come listen to this guy, your fucking gussett will fall out youll laugh so hard im, tellin ya, what... i dont care if your preparing the vegetables just come and,, oh for fuck sake jenny youve missed it now,, no i wont put it back on. get back in the fuckin kitchen those sprouts wont fry themselves. now look what youve done youve brought me back down ill have to watch it again now, but if i catch you looking i swear to god youll wish that amputee did take your left shoe"

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  20. JackalsBeAsT

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    good work robo chair

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Deep underground, government scientists have finally created S.W.A.I.M., a perfect android nearly indistinguishable from man (unless you count that his feet are metal claws). Then they gave him a five-minute web show to talk about dumb stuff he finds on the internet! Hurry up and watch the episodes before they put this technological wonder to work on less stupid forms of evil.

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