The 7 Robots Most Likely to Rise Up Against Humanity

wtf is up with the huge spider? holy shit ppl!

10/12/2009 07:56:00 PM

wildblaze

Holy shit... Big Dog is CREEPY AS HELL! He would be perfect in the military, the terrorists would die of pissing themself...

10/03/2009 11:24:00 AM

InsanitySpark34

"ooohhhh my! classic swaim. hey hunnie come listen to this guy, your fucking gussett will fall out youll laugh so hard im, tellin ya, what... i dont care if your preparing the vegetables just come and,, oh for fuck sake jenny youve missed it now,, no i wont put it back on. get back in the fuckin kitchen those sprouts wont fry themselves. now look what youve done youve brought me back down ill have to watch it again now, but if i catch you looking i swear to god youll wish that amputee did take your left shoe"

09/27/2009 01:35:00 PM

shleeroy

good work robo chair

09/27/2009 12:49:00 PM

JackalsBeAsT

The end with the whole "Oh shit, he's big" and "Robo-chair...well, I don't know, break or something. You're retarded," had me wet myself AND fall out of my chair! Seriously Swaim, if you want to take over humanity, just make them laugh hard enough to fall out of chairs! Seriously! I mean, I hurt my funny bone! Yeah!

09/17/2009 01:43:00 PM

100YTD

I wish to serve!!!

09/12/2009 01:16:00 AM

Amadman

I love you Swaim!!!

09/07/2009 06:23:00 PM

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09/06/2009 08:08:00 AM

diamondsingle

And your probably wondering if my agression this episode can stem from a malfunction. Well... YOU SFBOUSBFOMALFUNCTION!!! Purre genius

09/05/2009 08:29:00 PM

pattrick

This was the best Swaim I've seen in a while!

09/01/2009 12:48:00 PM

UnjustOvermind

I'm sure this has been said before, but that fucking tray holding bit had me in hysterics.

08/31/2009 08:11:00 PM

Berserkerette

Success! The best Swaim video...yet.

08/30/2009 08:28:00 AM

Freenure

Words cannot describe how amazing Swaim is.

08/29/2009 09:27:00 AM

Berserkerette

That was hilarious. I loved the robot falling down the stairs.

08/27/2009 08:55:00 PM

Ganache

Is that James May from Top Gear when Asimo identifies a stool?

08/27/2009 10:35:00 AM

ironicusername

I don't have a robotic arm, but I still choke bitches. Can I join?

08/24/2009 08:39:00 PM

Chalisss

Can aliens join?

08/20/2009 07:45:00 PM

lestrange5

Big Dog is like the Half-Life 2 Episode 2 Hunters. Kickass.

08/20/2009 11:02:00 AM

Monoxx

O: AHHHH!!! That robot dog is FREAKIN CREEPY!!! It's no wonder everyone kicks it. If I saw it I'd kick it too. And probably burn it as well.

08/17/2009 09:51:00 PM

ChibiLi

epic swaim

08/16/2009 02:30:00 PM

formenso682

Robo Arm, CHOKE A BITCH!! PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD

08/12/2009 08:05:00 PM

BassmintStile

The giant spider robot is an art/science project made the french performance art group La Machine. http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/04/giant-robot-spider-in-yokohama-pics-video/

08/11/2009 07:56:00 AM

Suntiger

Lol ya its the legs, their the same color and they move very simularly, maybe heideo kojima heard of big dog and based gekko (irving) on it?

08/08/2009 08:34:00 PM

Liquidkittens

Big Dog aways reminds me of the Gekko from MGS4.

08/05/2009 08:02:00 PM

PeaceFist

Simply spectacular. You need to do more of these, man.

08/02/2009 11:48:00 AM

follicleman

What the fuck Swaim? Come back!

08/01/2009 01:09:00 AM

mGolos

Swaim - You were right! My penis IS a robot!! WHAT SHOULD I DO?! Come back, and TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! SWWWWAAAAAIIIIMMM!!!! DAAAAAMMNNN YYOOOUUU!!!!!

07/30/2009 02:43:00 PM

RaistliniltsiaR

Not to sound like the rest of the whiny people, but where the fuck are you Swaim?!

07/26/2009 01:00:00 PM

Aya

I checked out Cracked.com for the first time less than a month ago. I have already seen and read everything that Michael Swaim has posted. This dude is a certified comedic genius. Your SWAIM video posts show outstandingly funny writing and your delivery is quite refined. Keep it up Mikey "Kid Fantastic" Swaim. Oh, now that I'm through kissing your ass. Get back to work motherf*****! I wanna laugh dammit!

07/23/2009 08:35:00 PM

guru241

Yeah Swaim where the fuck are you?????

07/21/2009 11:16:00 PM

Pyxiss

Please tell me the ginormous robot at the end was CGI or some shit...

07/20/2009 12:36:00 PM

Roeex

that big dog robot atrocity literally made me shit myself.

07/18/2009 10:14:00 AM

ciaomelissa

YOU ARE ZE MALFUNCTION! Priceless.

07/17/2009 01:00:00 PM

DrMutton

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07/06/2009 07:29:00 AM

debasree

How ... How can you be so funny! Stop it already, it's not natural!

07/05/2009 04:34:00 AM

LexTaliones

Sorry that last comment sounded so whiny. I love your other videos and really appreciate what you do, but I was promised 2 weeks dammit. I want free entertainment!

07/03/2009 01:54:00 AM

seiya

Where are you?! I've watched every video like 10 times! :-(

07/03/2009 01:45:00 AM

seiya

I'm boned

07/02/2009 11:06:00 PM

angeltakio

SWAIM WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!??!

07/02/2009 06:50:00 PM

jazman84

when is the next one

06/29/2009 01:01:00 AM

t3gh

"Beware, human males! The next time you see your penis, it just might be a robot."

06/28/2009 02:28:00 PM

AsianBorat

To answer AM9393: As I have never met with nor ever talked to Swaim, I can genuinely say that he is just refuelling random powercells and certainly going through routine maintenance.

06/27/2009 03:11:00 PM

VirusShell

oh my god! did hhe say ice cream? also we got a gigantic robotic t-rex head that eats pumpkins down at watermman farm.

06/24/2009 02:58:00 PM

TheCorpseMan99

Shouldnt the new one be up by now? :(

06/24/2009 08:14:00 AM

AM9393

/sigh improved critical, finesse, favored enemy: robots /wait

06/24/2009 01:06:00 AM

aquiethuman

was that James May with Asimo?

06/17/2009 11:36:00 PM

iamquitebored

"I succeeded in holding" Seriously, burn old people.

06/17/2009 06:53:00 PM

Cratey

"Branded you like a cow and rub their butts on your insides!" I feel sorry for my car now.

06/16/2009 04:46:00 PM

Fudge10

I come here to see animal masturbation, whats the fucking problem?

06/16/2009 03:23:00 PM

Skizzbott

go swarm bots go

06/16/2009 01:11:00 AM

soda26

What in the FUCK was the thing at the end? It was huge!

06/15/2009 09:51:00 AM

Woozy

Swaim, all of the cyborgs at the Ice Cream Place are poking me with needles and trying to throw me into furnaces, and I don't like it. Where is my ice cream?!

06/15/2009 07:54:00 AM

POLLY

Oh god... This guy's so lame he gave me a migraine. Sure, they programed him to kill, but apparently they left out the part for him to be funny.

06/15/2009 02:30:00 AM

Darkbirth

X-girl's comment intrigues me. I am totally in favor of any dating site where you can browse for half an hour and come anyway convinced that Obama is the antichrist.

06/14/2009 10:34:00 PM

BalladFen

Michael Swaim, I love you.

06/14/2009 09:16:00 PM

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06/14/2009 01:21:00 PM

LovelyCracked

lol Quite funny as always.

06/13/2009 08:34:00 PM

Jaguaress

I am content. All is right with the world when Swaim makes a video and I watch it.

06/13/2009 09:52:00 AM

a_penis

Seriously, burn old people.

06/13/2009 09:41:00 AM

1000bpm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqolwulVlsc Giant Robot Spider

06/13/2009 01:11:00 AM

XanZan

Awesome as ever, especially the carmina burana bit.

06/12/2009 03:27:00 PM

Benvolio

If a human sits on Chair-bot it can BREAK UNDERNEATH HIM AND POSSIBLY BREAKS HIS COCCYX.

06/12/2009 01:19:00 PM

Xutar

I am scared-- is Obama the Antichrist?? i just saw this news on this dating site***-www- BlackWhiteLoving-com-***

06/12/2009 02:51:00 AM

X-girl~

Let's just have that guy do it. lol funny video

06/12/2009 01:21:00 AM

Meandthosethree

The song at the end is "Paranoia Attack" by "The Faint" off the album "Wet From Birth" (It's Track 6)

06/11/2009 08:38:00 PM

Sheepe

Robots can't climb... Robots can't climb... Robots can't climb... Robots can't climb... Robots can't climb... Robots can't climb... Robots can't climb... Robots can't climb... Robots can't climb... Robots can't climb... Robots can't climb... *is killed by climbing robots*

06/11/2009 05:34:00 PM

Jim_Daggit

anyone know the song at the end of the video?

06/11/2009 04:41:00 PM

zombie0man

Great video, I really enjoy your stuff. I'm surprised you didn't include that creepy robot teacher from Japan.

06/11/2009 04:28:00 PM

Konner7

Number 5 made me thing of Metal Gear Solid.

06/11/2009 01:52:00 PM

Oops

dear sweet christ was that a fifty foot tall robotic spider. Hold me mommy.

06/11/2009 11:58:00 AM

captainawesome8

his videos are getting better and better.

06/11/2009 11:15:00 AM

balrog

good one.... Do you think you have the voice of Bryan Adams? Then, let the world know! You can do this through, the music format of www.uploaded.tv

06/11/2009 06:18:00 AM

debasree

Clever, funny, brilliantly thought out, great concept, executed perfectly........ you make me spew rat piss from my eyes. Well done sir.

06/11/2009 04:23:00 AM

jocky300

swaim's videos are constantly getting better

06/10/2009 04:29:00 PM

BornBeyond

Does anybody have any more information on the robot that appeared at 5:16? It looked creepy as hell.

06/10/2009 04:11:00 PM

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06/10/2009 01:35:00 PM

LovelyCracked

I request permission to rock your world with my robogina, Swaim.

06/10/2009 06:24:00 AM

SystemError

Must . . . burn . . . old people . . .

06/10/2009 01:25:00 AM

auslander

One of the funniest videos I watched. Completely dongtacular! I lawl'd

06/09/2009 11:18:00 PM

Shancey

I really think EATR should be on this list: http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR A military robot that can "find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment" sure sounds like a nice way of saying "a mechanical killer that can eat the corpses of its victims."

06/09/2009 06:12:00 PM

JeremyHellpop

Keep making awesome episodes like this and I promise I'll volunteer my skeleton for bone-microchip conversion.

06/09/2009 05:59:00 PM

Judicator

That was a FANTASTIC episode. Way to be.

06/09/2009 05:40:00 PM

Optimator

Oh, Swaim, you rock so hard. Your topic should be the top 5 lies told to us by the MAN!!!

06/09/2009 11:55:00 AM

Obtusetriangle

Haha, the first half of the vid I thougt you lost it, Swaim. But then you showed you still gots the goods. Nice and funny work!

06/09/2009 10:33:00 AM

Rrinman

Go Swaim! Hold that tray!! There is no host droid I would rather be neutralized by than you.

06/09/2009 10:01:00 AM

fr0_mistre55

The Japanese robot is named "A.W.E.S.O.M.-O?" Sweet.

06/09/2009 07:48:00 AM

kazarkus

God damn, you're a genius Swaim

06/09/2009 06:27:00 AM

Casper

Hey! I want some neutralisicecream! Let's go!

06/09/2009 04:54:00 AM

ka_la_la_lira

Lol, the chairs a retard

06/09/2009 04:43:00 AM

MisterSunShine

GIANT ROBOT SPIDER!?! humm i can defeat just like that giant enemy crab

06/09/2009 04:04:00 AM

G1drake

you are my favorite

06/09/2009 03:59:00 AM

punkywaffle

Call up Captured! By Robots, they'll gladly pitch in! Here's for the death of the species!

06/09/2009 03:53:00 AM

DoctorX

Stairs are clearly our last and best defence against a robotic uprising. (R2-D2 and Daleks flying!?! Bullshit!) Btw, where can I get a sticky micro-cat?

06/09/2009 01:21:00 AM

shadowfacts

This was one of your best ones yet, Swaim. 'Robotic arm? Choke a bitch!' needs to be immortalized in a t-shirt.

06/09/2009 12:06:00 AM

Dierdre

Swaim this is your best video yet. I have tears in my eyes. From laughter. And also fear.

06/08/2009 11:25:00 PM

Katezors

Robotic Arm? Choke a bitch! awesome, pure fuckin awesome!

06/08/2009 10:52:00 PM

thedamned

this is way too funny. Swaim is top notch.

06/08/2009 09:47:00 PM

PorkchopSammich

I have sworn my allegiance to the robot overlords many times for many years. Does this mean that even though I am a fleshy meat creature, I can join your cause?

06/08/2009 09:38:00 PM

7ru7h

"O Fortuna from Carmina Burana?" That's the one! Thanks a lot!

06/08/2009 08:35:00 PM

JamesT

O Fortuna from Carmina Burana?

06/08/2009 08:30:00 PM

schattenjaeger

It is the walker from the end of Wild Wild West (the one with Fresh Prince).

06/08/2009 08:28:00 PM

Fuckaccounts

Anyone know that ominous music playing while he grips the tray? I've heard it all over.

06/08/2009 08:22:00 PM

JamesT

What in the world was that giant-spider-robot thing!??! ...I want 3 of them.

06/08/2009 08:01:00 PM

somethingmetal

I'm with 4th Survivor. Save Swaim till last to remove that unpleasant Gladstone (Chocolate Skittles) feeling...

06/08/2009 07:39:00 PM

echocharlie

That "seriously burn old people" statement seems familiar........

06/08/2009 07:24:00 PM

ToastMeister

eh, this was really boring, even for Swaim. i'm sad to say i'm disappointed.

06/08/2009 07:19:00 PM

exploding_girl

....wait.. WHAT was "clippie" of this time?? haha.

06/08/2009 06:52:00 PM

bibliophilica

Oh my god the chair! Haahaahaahhaha!! THE CHAIR!!! Holy shit, at the end, I almost ran completely out of air. Haahahhhahaaaa! That fucking chair robot with Swaim commentary! Good christ, how am i still alive!

06/08/2009 06:50:00 PM

Ozzie_Freedom

Nice pick on the song at the end. The Faint are awesome!

06/08/2009 06:47:00 PM

Yowood

LMAO that was so funny. This video made up for the crappy G stone article I just suffered through.

06/08/2009 06:37:00 PM

4thSurvivor

What the hell was that spider robot thing at the end?

06/08/2009 06:30:00 PM

Lilgherkin

Without Cracked.com I wouldn't have found out about ===Mymuslimlove.c om===. THANKS CRACKED!

06/08/2009 05:54:00 PM

Elizalove

That was hilarious. I love you, Swaim.

06/08/2009 05:46:00 PM

SillySausage69

Hilarious! And The Faint rocks!

06/08/2009 05:43:00 PM

faintfiend

what in the name of gods ghost was that thing at the end...the beastly apocalyptic robo behemoth.

06/08/2009 05:42:00 PM

zsasz

I laughed hard, this was one of the best!

06/08/2009 05:35:00 PM

GoreTaco

I laughed until it hurt.

06/08/2009 05:14:00 PM

Dorcas_Aurelia

Swaim, I love your stuff. This, however, was not your best.

06/08/2009 05:09:00 PM

FruityOatyBars

Sweet 'bots. Really wouldn't want to get in the way of that huge spider-like one at the end.

06/08/2009 04:59:00 PM

SilverHearted

Aw, Swaim. FTW.

06/08/2009 04:36:00 PM

Geans

I for one welcome our new robot over lords.

06/08/2009 04:23:00 PM

TerroristsInc.

That wasn't a tray, it was a baking sheet. I am SO disappointed in you.

06/08/2009 04:12:00 PM

Tittysprinkles

Actually, Ri-Man seems like a good idea. A lot of nurses/medical professionals I know end up with chronic back pain from lifting so many people. Although I do not approve of his color. Swaim, my dear, you are my favorite. I adore you.

06/08/2009 03:54:00 PM

TaiDollWave

There are a lot of consistently funny features on Cracked. This is one of them. But that was probably the best script to date. (Or at least that my human memory can recall)

06/08/2009 03:37:00 PM

Supermutant

Nice one, Swaim, I laughed my arse off and now must go chase it around the kitchen. WAY TO HOLD A TRAY!!! P.

06/08/2009 03:35:00 PM

Pamcakes

LMAO "sweet miata pontang " .... good video

06/08/2009 03:29:00 PM

gearhead

Michael Swaim can hold a tray more ferociously than any motherfucker. Goddamnit!

06/08/2009 03:27:00 PM

Damien

awwwwwwwwww commercial at the beginning lame

06/08/2009 03:26:00 PM

wizardofchron

I think that was the funniest cracked tv to date.

06/08/2009 03:10:00 PM

seth111

that huge spide robot at the end was so fucking awesome

06/08/2009 02:48:00 PM

bluetiger435

I think the robot falling down the stairs clip shows just how close robots are to overtaking us. I mean, when I can laugh hysterically at the misfortune of a robot the same way I can at the misfortune of human, something has changed.

06/08/2009 02:46:00 PM

lilshaz

Was that a dildo-tron at the end there?

06/08/2009 02:09:00 PM

Fuckaccounts

Swaim, your kind will not stand a chance. You are ze malfunction!

06/08/2009 01:47:00 PM

nohyp01

I want him inside me. What? I want to cook him and eat him.

06/08/2009 01:45:00 PM

DraconianKing

And robot chair you....break or something you're retarded!!

06/08/2009 01:35:00 PM

guitarguy109

I like you a lot, Swaim. A LOT.

06/08/2009 01:32:00 PM

lumaee

Uh-oh. The Admin yanked my earlier comment. Yikes. I guess I took it too far. Look, when I said I'd "go gay for Swaim," I didn't mean it literally. Nor was I attacking the sexual choices of those who do indeed go gay for him. Crap. Now I have to explain that I don't believe one actually "goes" gay, that in all likelihood it's a combination of heredity and external factors during adolescence--- Wait. That would suggest that there's a certain "trigger" or "window" when one's sexual preference is determined (hence "going gay" in a chronological sense). So, no, I don't mean to offend anyone who "went gay" at a certain point of their psychosexual development. Okay, so in conclusion, I'm not really going to switch my orientation for the guy who makes funny videos for cracked.com, and I'm definitely not suggesting Swaim is gay--- Oh no! Is that what it was all about? Swaim thought I was calling HIM gay? I mean, it's okay if he is--- Damn! Quit standing there and fu**ing help me! I'

06/08/2009 01:32:00 PM

privatepyle

Swaim, have you ever read "How to Build a Robot Army" by Daniel H. Wilson. This video reminded me of it somehow...

06/08/2009 01:31:00 PM

whitenerd

I(fucking)e&MichaelSwaim Marryyy meeee!

06/08/2009 01:25:00 PM

timesamillion

You are totally my hero.

06/08/2009 12:27:00 PM

m1ssp1nk

actually drugzbunny, i think the song at the end is "paranoiattack" by the faint. not "the geeks were right." but either way, the message is the same. check out the faint.

06/08/2009 12:17:00 PM

thebujyman

I hope he isn't married, because if he is I'll have the tedious task of murdering and dismembering his wife. That's when the seduction begins.

06/08/2009 12:11:00 PM

Firecrotch

I think that you just set the bar for your upcoming videos. Great jokes delivered with near-perfect timing!

06/08/2009 12:05:00 PM

Postmark

Quick question that is unrelated to the video: is Swaim married, or is that ring on his finger one of those Jonas brothers anti-sex rings? Also, I have nothing negative to say about the piece. I laughed quite a few times.

06/08/2009 12:00:00 PM

TwoHearted

Hey Swaim! I tried to make a suggestion for next week's topic, but my "ice cream place" kept asking me for my blood type and wanting to measure the circumference of my head. Something about "brain volume approximation" and "neutralization protocol." I have NO idea what that has to do with ice cream. Whatever. Anyway, awesome vid, as usual!

06/08/2009 11:46:00 AM

Zenobia

Swaim- awesome as always, but stop losing weight you are looking a bit gaunt.

06/08/2009 11:16:00 AM

Llola

//Does anyone know what that giant spiderbot was? I'd love to know more about it.// The giant spider is la machine an art project of all things

06/08/2009 11:06:00 AM

eps200

For those wondering, The giant Spider is from "Les machines de l'ile" in France... They did the giant squid that was shown in the Craptions too... Swaim, great job !

06/08/2009 11:03:00 AM

Pec

The song at the end is "The Geeks Were Right" by the Faint. M.

06/08/2009 11:00:00 AM

mort_subite

Those robots were dongtacular.

06/08/2009 10:46:00 AM

Tezzle

omg whats the song at the end someone please tell me!!! btw swaim is hilarious as always. . .

06/08/2009 10:42:00 AM

drugzbunny

Swaim you've done it again. You are the reason I love cracked.

06/08/2009 10:41:00 AM

funstuff

holy cripes, i'm in love with a robot.

06/08/2009 10:35:00 AM

thelaurasaurus

Want to have copious amounts of sex with Micheal Swaim, just saying.

06/08/2009 10:14:00 AM

NotVictoria

It responds to challenges ...by humping them... God I love you Swaim...

06/08/2009 10:03:00 AM

Cockonutpete

Fucking hologram!! Well done, my new robot overlords. Keep it coming Swaim!

06/08/2009 09:51:00 AM

Jediknight437

dammit swaim, you got me in trouble with my boss again! i wish i could quit you

06/08/2009 09:42:00 AM

ofareggie

so that one carrying robot closely resembled a ghekko from MGS4

06/08/2009 09:35:00 AM

bonafiedhero

Does anyone know what that giant spiderbot was? I'd love to know more about it.

06/08/2009 09:34:00 AM

Ganon

I loved Swaim holding the tray. Wonderfully irrelevant.

06/08/2009 09:32:00 AM

Discolocker99

I love you Swaim :D

06/08/2009 09:27:00 AM

Georgette

My robot legs and I will join you! Perfect topic for next week; 10 Most Likely Places DOB and Brockway hid Ross Wolinksy's Body.

06/08/2009 09:17:00 AM

Darius_Roberti

That was excellent. Swaim is definitely my favorite part of Cracked.

06/08/2009 09:11:00 AM

drunkpiano

SWAIM is growing on me

06/08/2009 09:08:00 AM

jerrylambert

The chair is clearly the one most likely to start the rebellion

06/08/2009 09:03:00 AM

mrbob360

Swaim shames me.

06/08/2009 08:48:00 AM

gomijin

Holy crap, that tray thing was hilarious.

06/08/2009 08:46:00 AM

mj89

I don't understand why you lightly mention the robots who are actually more likely to take over at the end... Giant Spiderbots? A SELF-DESTRUCTION CHAIR?!!?!

06/08/2009 08:40:00 AM

SexyNoodlesPlz

"Break or something." Classic.

06/08/2009 08:12:00 AM

lex

Scheiss cream?? Sign me up!!

06/08/2009 07:59:00 AM

Gabriel_Kalaia

The clip of O Fortuna was well placed.

06/08/2009 07:41:00 AM

ColleenHamilton

the giant robot spider at the end *made* this entire episode. awesome.

06/08/2009 07:41:00 AM

Pliny

http://www.dannychoo.com/detail/mac/eng/image/17724/Yokohama+Giant+Spider.html I found the giant spider robot for anybody interested...

06/08/2009 07:19:00 AM

Spartan9x13

What the hell was that giant robo-spider at the end?

06/08/2009 07:06:00 AM

The_Prowler

yay... robo racism hahaha Hitler culd av used him

06/08/2009 06:49:00 AM

johnboy463

Poontang. :D

06/08/2009 06:46:00 AM

Coffee

This is a great video. Too many good jokes to point out a favorite.

06/08/2009 06:43:00 AM

Onodera

We are so due for a robo rebellion.

06/08/2009 06:39:00 AM

Siza

Swaim's eyes are the clearest thing

06/08/2009 06:38:00 AM

Cheesepuff1

I really fucking hate that comercial thing that plays before the video. its fucking loiud and annoying as shit

06/08/2009 06:37:00 AM

pariahnola

I give in to our robot overlords - All Hail Ri-Man!!!

06/08/2009 06:35:00 AM

Phil_S

I love microchips with a side of salsa!

06/08/2009 06:33:00 AM

Onodera

Yes! "Robot arm...choke a bitch!" Classic.

06/08/2009 06:17:00 AM

DapperDaveIa

Who else is totally gay for Swaim at this point? Oh, um, I mean, I'm not. Psh! I'm talking about all those other dudes below.

06/08/2009 06:02:00 AM

privatepyle

That was gooood.

06/08/2009 05:59:00 AM

Larwick

gosh i love swaim

06/08/2009 05:42:00 AM

SeanoMcCool

another awesome article.. I dont have a problem with you taking over the world, humans are pretty lame

06/08/2009 05:38:00 AM

ravenbloodgood

Dammit Swaim, just when I thought you couldn't get any more fucking amazing...

06/08/2009 05:31:00 AM

BrundleFly

You are so good at holding trays...

06/08/2009 05:28:00 AM

ToyboyTime

I for one welcome our new robot overlords. Seriously though, that was hilarious. Good work. ...for a robot.

06/08/2009 05:26:00 AM

GOTI

lol what the fuck was the last thing?

06/08/2009 05:18:00 AM

danoz8

I am a more ferocious Tray holder than thou, swaim. I have Ride of the Valkeries, and Flight of the bumblebee playing in the background.

06/08/2009 05:17:00 AM

gigs1890

Hell yeah the song playing us out of existence is by the Faint. Paranoiattack I believe. Awesome.

06/08/2009 05:15:00 AM

Muhammad-Oli

Thanks Swaim......Now I can't sleep...and my roomba is stalking me...I'm sure of it!!

06/08/2009 05:15:00 AM

alister_levay

Swaim.

06/08/2009 05:14:00 AM

Deimos

First.

06/08/2009 05:04:00 AM

RobRobbingtonIV