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Beenie Man - "Who Am I (Sim Simma)"

The Lyric:
"How can I make love to a fellow?"

What He's Probably Saying:

"Me? Bang a guy? Preposterous!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"What do I have to do to get this dude to put out?"

T.I. - "Get Loose"

The Lyric:
"Takin cum in the face, yeah I like it like that"

What He's Probably Saying:

"My dearest love, the way you let me blow my load in your face warms my heart."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"You know what I like? Jizz. Right in my face. There, I said it."

Richie Rich - "Smoke Weed All Day"

The Lyric:
"I know it hurts, to find out me and your man be sharin' skirts"

What He's Probably Saying:

"Hey, me and your boyfriend have been nailing the same chicks lately. And none of them are you."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"This skirt I'm wearing? I borrowed it from your boyfriend. Wait, why are you crying?"

DMX - "Party Up"

The Lyric:
"All your mens up in the jail before sucked my dick"

What He's Probably Saying:

"When I was in jail, all your friends sucked my dick."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"When I was in jail, all your friends sucked my dick. Arf! Arf!"

Big Pun - "You Ain't a Killer"

The Lyric:
"When you awaken your manhood'll be taken."

What He's Probably Saying:

"I'm going to kill you. But I'm going to wait for you to wake up first. I prefer a challenge."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Dude, watching you sleep makes me hot. When you wake up, we're having some prison sex."

AZ featuring Nas - "The Essence"

The Lyric:
"Let's do it again, a beautiful blend"

What He's Probably Saying:

"We've made some great songs in the past. Perhaps we should consider doing that again sometime."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"We're a really great couple, let's have some more sex."

Lil' Wayne - "Holla At Me Baby"

The Lyric:
"It's Weezy fucking baby."

What He's Probably Saying:

"My name is Weezy Baby. No, Weezy FUCKING Baby!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Hi, I'm Weezy. What am I doing? Fucking Baby. He's the head of my record label."

Adam is a freelance writer who spends his downtime rocking the mic at ScenicAnemia.com.

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