14 More of the Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever

#7. Beenie Man - "Who Am I (Sim Simma)"

The Lyric:
"How can I make love to a fellow?"

What He's Probably Saying:

"Me? Bang a guy? Preposterous!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"What do I have to do to get this dude to put out?"

#6. T.I. - "Get Loose"

The Lyric:
"Takin cum in the face, yeah I like it like that"

What He's Probably Saying:

"My dearest love, the way you let me blow my load in your face warms my heart."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"You know what I like? Jizz. Right in my face. There, I said it."

#5. Richie Rich - "Smoke Weed All Day"

The Lyric:
"I know it hurts, to find out me and your man be sharin' skirts"

What He's Probably Saying:

"Hey, me and your boyfriend have been nailing the same chicks lately. And none of them are you."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"This skirt I'm wearing? I borrowed it from your boyfriend. Wait, why are you crying?"

#4. DMX - "Party Up"

The Lyric:
"All your mens up in the jail before sucked my dick"

What He's Probably Saying:

"When I was in jail, all your friends sucked my dick."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"When I was in jail, all your friends sucked my dick. Arf! Arf!"

#3. Big Pun - "You Ain't a Killer"

The Lyric:
"When you awaken your manhood'll be taken."

What He's Probably Saying:

"I'm going to kill you. But I'm going to wait for you to wake up first. I prefer a challenge."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Dude, watching you sleep makes me hot. When you wake up, we're having some prison sex."

#2. AZ featuring Nas - "The Essence"

The Lyric:
"Let's do it again, a beautiful blend"

What He's Probably Saying:

"We've made some great songs in the past. Perhaps we should consider doing that again sometime."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"We're a really great couple, let's have some more sex."

#1. Lil' Wayne - "Holla At Me Baby"

The Lyric:
"It's Weezy fucking baby."

What He's Probably Saying:

"My name is Weezy Baby. No, Weezy FUCKING Baby!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Hi, I'm Weezy. What am I doing? Fucking Baby. He's the head of my record label."




Adam is a freelance writer who spends his downtime rocking the mic at ScenicAnemia.com.

For more lyrical ingenuity, check out The 10 Least Romantic Love Song Lyrics and The 10 Dumbest Questions in Song Lyric History.

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