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Some of the best links from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal. 12.29.2008
Thanks to Huldren in the Mirth Canal. 5 New Firefox Features That You Probably Didn't Know About [CollegeHumor] Blog saves house from foreclosure [CNN] Thanks to Secret Agent in the Mirth Canal. Kittens on a slide [Kontraband] Santa tantrum awards [SFGate.com] Thanks to Mortal Wombat in the Mirth Canal. "Stacking Food On Animals" - The Gameshow [Holy Taco] What if R.L. Stine wrote the bible? [The Deadbeat] The Top 10 Best Viral Videos [Manofest] Thundercats fan trailer [WorstPreviews] Thanks to BrundleFly in the Mirth Canal. Frog vs Fly [I-Am-Bored] And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: K Foundation Burn a Million Quid 12.22.2008
Thanks to skar in the Mirth Canal. North Pole Suggestion Box [CollegeHumor] Cyanide producing millipede... oh shit [CNN] Thanks to St Even in the Mirth Canal. Don't lick the photocopier at work, kids [Kontraband] The 8 Best "Drunk Jeff Goldblum" Videos [videogum] Thanks to Sputnik in the Mirth Canal. Worst parents in the world [I-Am-Bored] A gallery of Michelle Lombardo [GorillaMask] 5 Reasons Not To Go to the Movies [The Deadbeat] Hidden Kitten Attack [Maniac World] Thanks to Kicsi Viz in the Mirth Canal. Sometimes it's hard to say "I'm Sorry" [Holy Taco] And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Doomsday Argument 12.19.2008
Thanks to Fitzgerald in the Mirth Canal. Awkward Historical Moments [CollegeHumor] TV shows canceled after one episode [Wikipedia] Thanks to Ripper in the Mirth Canal. Rollie Fingers' Guide to Sporting a Sweet Handlebar 'Stache [Asylum] A zombie love story [YouTube] Thanks to Nate in the Mirth Canal. Ana Beatriz Barros Beauty [Kontraband] The 5 Hottest Chicks With Completely Stupid Names [Double Viking] The 15 Greatest Flight of the Conchords Songs [Manofest] Foot found in tumor found in baby [Courier Mail] Thanks to Disco Stu in the Mirth Canal. The best daytime soap you'll ever see [Atom] And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Marree Man (pisses on your crop circles) 12.18.2008
Thanks to sr3116 in the Mirth Canal. Hot girl, cool job [Asylum] You could own your very own Knight Rider GPS [Mio] Thanks to Quagmar in the Mirth Canal. Drunk Karaoke, right from your very own living room [CollegeHumor] Never thought you'd see a racist web browser? [Blackbird] Thanks to Remington in the Mirth Canal. Sick of hearing about the shoe-throwing incident? [Kontraband] Miss COED: Giorgia Palmas [COED Magazine] Bia And Branca Do Acrobatics For MTV Brazil [Busted Coverage] Man has party, neighbor not invited. Hilarity ensues [27b/6] Thanks to Fitzgerald in the Mirth Canal. An Open Letter to Chris Martin (the Coldplay Guy) [The Deadbeat] And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The Pitch Drop Experiment 12.15.2008
Thanks to Ripper in the Mirth Canal. 28 Questions with Hugh Hefner [AskMen] Lazy Town meets Lil' Jon [YouTube] Thanks to oball in the Mirth Canal. Taya Parker is the Penthouse Pet of the Year! [Asylum] Ever had terrible nightmares? Japanese scientists can help you see them [The Courier-Mail] Thanks to Disco Stu in the Mirth Canal. The 10 Greatest Celebrity Boob Grabs [Manofest] Children's books which just didn't sell [CollegeHumor] How to be thrifty this Holiday Season [Liquid Generation] The Wundor Boner [LiveLeak] Thanks to Keroman in the Mirth Canal. The ultimate in bacon technology [Holy Taco] And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: St Scholastica riot 12.11.2008
Thanks to PaleHorse in the Mirth Canal. Post-College Survival Guide for Graduating to Reality [CollegeHumor] 30 Second Bunnies Theater [Angry Alien Productions] Thanks to Kalli in the Mirth Canal. Bruce Lee lights cigarette with nunchucks [I-Am-Bored] The weird and wonderful world of (bad) Batman roleplaying [LiveJournal] Thanks to sephira in the Mirth Canal. French gameshow based entirely around cleavage [Manofest] Transformers are real. This video is AWESOME [Kontraband] Christmas dating advice from the folks at AskMen [AskMen] Live in Milwaukee? Try this ARG [This Is My Milwaukee] Thanks to plustax in the Mirth Canal. How to deal with going bald [Holy Taco] An interview with wrestling star "The Rock" [The Deadbeat] And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Nuclear football 12.09.2008
Thanks to BeanBurrito in the Mirth Canal. Jizz In My Pants - A Music Video (starring Justin Timberlake) [YouTube] Thanks to the gray fox in the Mirth Canal. A wonderful guide to self-promotion [Asylum] Estella Warren - hot damn! Emphasis on hot [COED Magazine] The best bad standup comedian ever [YouTube] Thanks to condiments in the Mirth Canal. The penis mightier than the sword [GorillaMask] Aging Santa snaps pics of hot cheerleaders with cell phone [BustedCoverage] Christmas dating advice from the folks at AskMen [AskMen] A genuinely good acting performance ... by Mr T?! [YouTube] Thanks to St Even in the Mirth Canal. Top 10 viral videos of people catching on fire. It's hot! [ManoFest] Plaxico Burress' PSA on Gun Safety [Atom] A very modern commercial for a BBQ joint [EbaumsWorld] And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Human Baiting 12.05.2008
Thanks to Optimist With Doubts in the Mirth Canal. Prop 8 - The Musical [Funny Or Die] Thanks to Disco Stu in the Mirth Canal. Nudist extremists burn down French sex clubs [Asylum] Stop Carlos Mencia! [CollegeHumor] Textventurequest: a text adventure quest game! [Textventurequest] Thanks to MyBoggy in the Mirth Canal. The terrible truth behind TV's favorite rugrats [The Deadbeat] The dangers of riding a ferry during a storm [Kontraband] The 10 best beer slogans [HolyTaco] Your most awkward moment doesn't compare to this one [Regretful Morning] Thanks to Keroman in the Mirth Canal. A guide to surfing the web, for the elderly [I-Am-Bored] Rambo and Jingle Bells, a match made in heaven [Liquid Generation] And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: People Who Predicted the Soviet collapse 12.03.2008
Thanks to Lieutenant Geyser Shitdick in the Mirth Canal. There's something incredibly funny about Darth Vader playing drums [I-Am-Bored] Jessica Jane Clement, she's good looking [GorillaMask] Top 10 Architecture Capitals of the world [AskMen] The heavens smile on Australia, literally [Sydney Morning Herald] Thanks to Disco Stu in the Mirth Canal. Look what's inside the greatest game room money can buy [Asylum] Monopoly man goes bankrupt! [CollegeHumor] Belknap Comics - a great webcomic [Belknap Comics] Thanks to Atlantic in the Mirth Canal. A compendium of pretentious celebrity quotes [Wikiquote] Thanks to Basket Full Of Kittens in the Mirth Canal. Brush up on your brocabulary [Kontraband] And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Action Park 12.01.2008
Photos that will prevent you from ever sleeping again [Sooth Brush] Thanks to jazbeck in the Mirth Canal. 10 of Jessica Alba's hottest moments [Manofest] Sports changes Obama should make [AskMen] Bellen! - a great webcomic [boxbrown] Thanks to boxbrown in the Mirth Canal. Interactive fold-ins from Mad Magazine [NY Times] Thanks to Disco Stu in the Mirth Canal. Chicks dig jerks, according to "Twilight" [The Deadbeat] Thanksgiving Pie Assault: Just as awesome as it sounds [CollegeHumor] Famous album covers recreated with household objects [b3ta] Thanks to Sanchez in the Mirth Canal. Want to buy a submarine? [eBay] Thanks to EatenByWolves in the Mirth Canal. Batman dead?! Don't worry, DC Comics will bring him back [COED] And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Ivy League nude posture photos 11.26.2008
Thanks to dano in the Mirth Canal. Apparently pandas don't like being hugged, as one man found out [Reuters] Thanks to Glenn in the Mirth Canal. This is the coolest thing we've ever seen... man balances 20 bricks on head [eBaums] Okay, cats, it's starting to get a little scary how advanced you are [Liquid Generation] When nudists attack! [Asylum] Forget the bricks, THIS is now the coolest thing we've ever seen [Kontraband] You heard it here first: pilgrims were dickheads [CollegeHumor] AskMen's 99 hottest women of 2008 [AskMen] Eww, man-bras... only in Japan [I-Am-Bored] A gallery of Kitana Baker. She's quite a woman [GorillaMask] If Thanksgiving had a comic book [Holy Taco] One guy, two parents, one new girlfriend, one hell of an awkward dinner [Atom] And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: War Plan Red 11.24.2008
What not to say at the baby shower [Atom] Amazing graffiti animation that will blow your mind [Blu] Thanks to Basket Full of Kittens in the Mirth Canal. Cars that will make you grunt like a caveman [AskMen] Bike Hero (or "Holy Shit, This Is Impressive") [YouTube] Short films that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. Did we mention they're short? [5-Second Films] Thanks to The Furlinator in the Mirth Canal. Finally, a violent game we can all enjoy. Wait, it was made by WHO?! [PETA] A devestating argument for use in the PETA message board [Asylum] This is a gallery of Donna Feldman - she's attractive [GorillaMask] A selection of the best, most deadly "girl fights" ever [Liquid Generation] The Turbaconducken: the most retarded thing we've ever seen, but it's making us hungry [Holy Taco] Megan Fox is hot - here are some "rejected" bikini photos [Kontraband] A man walks into a beauty salon pulls out a gun and hilarity ensues [eBaums] If the Earth had a Facebook page, it would look like this [CollegeHumor] And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The Year Without a Summer |
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the American war against Canada?! wtf, America, i thought we were FRIENDS! *runs away crying*
(im Canadian, if u didnt get that)
Posted on 11/29/2008 9:02:47 PM
Thanks for this. I appreciate you donating to my procrastination.
Posted on 11/24/2008 6:38:18 PM
Hmm, no hot guys?
Posted on 11/24/2008 4:23:58 PM
I see what you did there...catchy....
Posted on 11/20/2008 10:16:34 PM
Rock on with your socks on
Posted on 11/20/2008 10:12:46 PM
This is kind oF a nIfty idea, cRacked. Something differenT. Keep up the awesome work.
Posted on 11/20/2008 4:53:19 AM
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