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The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever
With all of the negative press surrounding hip-hop music, rappers often complain about the media taking their lyrics out of context, to make them seem more violent or misogynistic than they really are. As a journalistic institution built on a foundation of honesty and integrity, we would never stoop to such lows. But take those lyrics out of context to make them sound gay? We're on it. Eminem: "Don't Push Me"
The Lyric:
50 Cent: "Gun Runners"
The Lyric:
50 Cent: "Damn nigga, you hot!"
Ice-T: "I Love Ladies"
The Lyric:
Jay-Z feat. Memphis Bleek: "Coming of Age"
Jay-Z: "Hey fella, I been watchin' you clockin'" MB: "Who me holding down this block it ain't nothing, you the man nigga, now stop frontin'." Jay-Z: "Ha ha! I like your style!" MB: "Nah, I like YO style!" Jay-Z: "Let's drive around awhile". MB: "Cool, nigga." Jay-Z: "Here's a thou!"
Nas: "One Love"
"But I heard you blew a nigga with a ox for the phone piece."
Black Moon: "Ack Like U Want It"
"I get paid to rip, step aside, Im'ma blow you."
DJ Quik: "Dollaz + Sense"
"Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo', but you gone be the first, you little trick-ass ho."
Black Rob: "Whoa!"
"Plus I'm gettin' brain from this chick like whoa! Finger near a nigga asshole like whoa!"
50 Cent, Part 2: "Piggy Bank"
"Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203."
2Pac: "If My Homie Calls"
"Ever since you was a pee-wee, down by my knee with a wee-wee."
50 Cent, Part 3: "Ryder Music"
"I read somewhere I'm homophobic, shiiiiit. Go through the hood, there's mad niggas on my dick."
If you enjoyed that, check out our rundown of The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time. Also, be sure to find out about Nelson Mandella's strange taste in music. Or find out the secret that most rappers know about the approximate amount of love you should show a ho in order to take her home from the bar. |
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How about Snoop Dogg's Who Am I? (What's my Name?)- "And I never hesitate to put a nigger on his back"
I saw the last guy in http://www.bigblackconnect.com/ He was very humous and so hot in this club.
NERD - Lap Dance: I dare a motherfucjer to come in my face. GHostface Killah/Jadakiss - Run: Jada - I might have to take my shirt off for this one Ghost: Yeah go in, go in.
erm....having re-read the posts...I cant remember my witty statement...BBL
Isn't there a joke in a movie where someone says 'blow you' when they meant to say 'blow you away'? When did the hip street gangsta people lose the 'away'? Did no-one mention to them the potentially embarrassing misunderstandings that could cause?
I like big manful players, just liek the big guys I met in hot big people dating club __ PlusMeet.com __
Gay sex: surprisingly overrated. Not that I know from experience...
"I get paid to be awesome, now get out of my way before I shoot you." if you ever find the need to use this line, and a "please, sir." it works wonders.
HAHA damn that cannibus shit was truly homo
LOL chongsmoke, I just had to look that one up, and you're right. I wonder if they found that one and said, "Nah... Canibus is OBVIOUSLY gay."
black moon is good shit. But you guys missed the absolute worst one ever. Just listen to the song SecondRound KO by Canibus and I'm sure you will hear it. He is such an amazing lyricist it is hard to imagine how he let this fly. The song is talking shit on LL Tool J, so it's worth a listen for that. I wont spoil it for you but it would be my number one pick.
weezy f's baby - kiss me baby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVWyjhOuvTo
And maybe joyce20086, you're a SPAMBOT!!! At least you're made of METAL!!!!!!!!!
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "Wealthy Kiss.c o m" to hook up with hot girs and models. OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?
I'm gonna do it even though I don't generally like people correcting the writer-- Ice-T had a song called, I believe, 99 Problems (Yes, Jay-Z totally ripped it off) with the ultra gay line, "I got a bitch who's a man, 'cuz they bitches, too"
People still say "bunghole?"
Wildefire, I agreee with you. Thank you, Francine.
Francine ROCKED these comments, folks. =)
Okay, so I definately had to create an account just to comment on this. I normally enjoy reading the articles on this site, it was a little dry this time, but the comments afterwards brought a tear to my eye. Literally...I was crying cause it was so hilarious, also francines' inability to form words made me want to shoot myself in the foot. Can you answer me this...how do you get dressed in the morning? Seriously. I've often wondered how some people manage not to put their clothes on backwards. also VanillaGuerilla Love the play on words :D . Oh btw - people who are actually 'retarded' are generally very nice so I seriously doubt that whoever this Francine is, is truely one of their numbers...
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eminem doesnt even say that in the song.... he says "i'm a start laying into these mothafucking cocksuckers" although this list is fucking hilarious....atleast be accurate