The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever

By Adam Brown April 22, 2008 639,990 views

With all of the negative press surrounding hip-hop music, rappers often complain about the media taking their lyrics out of context, to make them seem more violent or misogynistic than they really are.

As a journalistic institution built on a foundation of honesty and integrity, we would never stoop to such lows. But take those lyrics out of context to make them sound gay? We're on it.

Eminem: "Don't Push Me"

The Lyric:
"Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing, Im'ma a start laying any of these motherfucking cocksuckers."

What He's Probably Saying:

"No joke, my patience is exhausted and now I'm gonna start shooting people."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Seriously, I'm gonna start having sex with dudes."

50 Cent: "Gun Runners"

The Lyric:
Man on phone: "I got beef, I wanna see what you got, and if I like it I'll cop".

50 Cent: "Damn nigga, you hot!"

What He's Probably Saying:

Man on phone: "I have a conflict, I'd like to see your guns, if I like them I'll buy."

50 Cent: "Damn man you got problems!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

Man on phone: "I'm well-endowed, I'd like to see if you are also, if you are we'll engage in sex."

50 Cent: "Damn, man. You're sexy!"

Ice-T: "I Love Ladies"

The Lyric:
"But don't get me wrong, most fellas do rock."

What He's Probably Saying:

"Dudes are cool, but when it comes to sex, I love ladies."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Don't get me wrong, I will bang a guy, too."

Jay-Z feat. Memphis Bleek: "Coming of Age"

The Lyric:
Jay-Z: "Hey fella, I been watchin' you clockin'"

MB: "Who me holding down this block it ain't nothing, you the man nigga, now stop frontin'."

Jay-Z: "Ha ha! I like your style!"

MB: "Nah, I like YO style!"

Jay-Z: "Let's drive around awhile".

MB: "Cool, nigga."

Jay-Z: "Here's a thou!"

What He's Probably Saying:

"I like you, you should sell crack for me. Here's a sign-on bonus!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Hey fella, I've had my eye on you for awhile, I like how you look in those baggy jeans. Let's go park somewhere and have sex. I'll even pay you!"

Nas: "One Love"

The Lyric:
"But I heard you blew a nigga with a ox for the phone piece."

What He's Probably Saying:

"Hey, I heard you stabbed somebody because they wouldn't let you talk on the phone."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Hey, I heard you gave a dude with a pet ox a blow job so he'd let you use the phone."

Black Moon: "Ack Like U Want It"

The Lyric:
"I get paid to rip, step aside, Im'ma blow you."

What He's Probably Saying:

"I get paid to be awesome, now get out of my way before I shoot you."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Relax, I do this for a living, move a little to the left so I can give you oral sex."

DJ Quik: "Dollaz + Sense"

The Lyric:
"Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo', but you gone be the first, you little trick-ass ho."

What He's Probably Saying:

"I'm so much of a badass, you're basically a woman in my presence, so I'm gonna make you blow me."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"I've never done this before, you know, let a guy put my junk in his mouth. This is my first time. You little trick-ass ho."

Black Rob: "Whoa!"

The Lyric:
"Plus I'm gettin' brain from this chick like whoa! Finger near a nigga asshole like whoa!"

What He's Probably Saying:

"So this chick was blowing me right, next thing I know she starts putting her finger near my ass and I'm all like WHOA!!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"So I'm in this room with a guy and his girlfriend, right? One thing leads to another, next thing I know, the chick is blowing me, I'm about to put my finger in dude's ass, and I'm like ... whoa! This is awesome!"

50 Cent, Part 2: "Piggy Bank"

The Lyric:
"Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203."

What He's Probably Saying:

"Dude, bring me some condoms, I'm gonna nail this chick, I'm in room 203."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Dude, fuck it, let's have sex, bring condoms, I'm in room 203."

2Pac: "If My Homie Calls"

The Lyric:
"Ever since you was a pee-wee, down by my knee with a wee-wee."

What He's Probably Saying:

"I've known you since you were knee-high to a cricket!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Ever since we were young, we've engaged in fellatio."

50 Cent, Part 3: "Ryder Music"

The Lyric:
"I read somewhere I'm homophobic, shiiiiit. Go through the hood, there's mad niggas on my dick."

What He's Probably Saying:

"People call me homophobic, but it's not true. In fact, when I go back to my old neighborhood, all kinds of dudes are on my dick. Ha ha! See what I did there? On my dick. Homophobic. Get it?"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"I'm not homophobic, in fact, I still have sex with several guys from my old neighborhood."

Read more from Adam at ScenicAnemia.com like, whoa! If you enjoyed that, check out our rundown of The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time. Also, be sure to find out about Nelson Mandella's strange taste in music. Or find out the secret that most rappers know about the approximate amount of love you should show a ho in order to take her home from the bar.

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284 Comments

100 lulz. Encore!

9/11/2009 1:23:44 AM

likalaruku

50 cent is unbelievably gay.
I'm serious even what he really means is gay.
he should come out of the closet.

5/7/2009 11:14:20 PM

spacepickle

Rap music is causing our youth to not only join gangs, shoot people, and commit violence against women, but become GAY? Horror of all horrors! The country is in danger!

*pipes rap music into local elementary school*

4/25/2009 1:25:00 PM

eupheminstic

Kool Moe Dee-Wild Wild West

"If you're ever in a fight and you're beating one of us
Break out, before you get bumrushed!"

Just noticed whilst i was listening how gay it sounded

:)

4/13/2009 3:35:26 PM

Gs93

hilarious.

4/12/2009 9:27:57 PM

bl6017

this is something that requires street smarts, commonly known as common sense, and a VERY dirty mind lol!!!!! I thought of everything you wrote before I read it lol

4/2/2009 5:05:57 PM

krazy-kenzie

Duuuuude ok so finally somewhere where my thoughts on these raps will be relevent cause ive noticed this for a long time. Most people wont be familiar with him but anyone from the bay area who's into the rap scene knows about mac dre. and he should be here for his numerous comments about " bein' on the prowl for c**k." i mean cmon wtf dre whats that mean? too bad he's dead man straight up he was one of the best rappers out there

3/6/2009 3:13:02 PM

z-dubs

BIGgie was the biggest violator of them all as posted by Sheetbaggio
Suck yer daddy's dick?
How about high 5 your mom's vagina I'd go with that one instead

3/3/2009 11:39:04 PM

onlocash

So surprised the B.I.G. lyric everyone was talking about didn't make it, but I assume it's because you're saving it for the next sequential installment to this article, hopefully. Looking forward to it, cuzz this was hilarious.

2/28/2009 3:02:31 AM

PsyberKayos

sadly, this list is lacking a lot of good ones... one that comes to mind

" When I first met you, my thoughts was a trip, you look so good, i'd suck on your daddy's dick" -Notorious B.I.G
"Me And My b***h"

2/27/2009 6:24:10 PM

Sheetbaggio

Number 12: Cannibus, Second Round K.O.

"He feelin himself cause he got more cash than me, but he aint got the skills to eat a n***a's ass like me".

What he's probably saying: LL Cool J thinks his financial status means he's a great rapper but I have more rap battle talent than he does.

What I'd like to think he's saying: You may have lots of money but I'll be rich some day because men pay me to lick their dirty milk duds.

2/27/2009 4:11:30 PM

BobbyD84

"Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo', but you gone be the first, you little trick-ass ho."
There's NO WAY this one wasn't intentional!!

2/27/2009 8:33:13 AM

charbizzar

somehow 50 cent lyrics doesn't seem so unintentional at all...

I just knew that all that homophobia in rap music was all a cover-up!

1/29/2009 2:32:46 PM

nova_NIN

Now I'm in the club, no V.I.P.
I'm down low where every last hoodlum be
I feel baby boy tryin to ice grill me
But I {"Just can't keep still!"}
Walk up to him, you know nice and polite
Let him now it's real, lift the shirt up light
I'ma let it off cause I ain't tryin to fight
But, you dead right {"I like that baby"}

Sheek Louch
"Good Love"

1/26/2009 7:40:27 AM

vladtv_staff

LOL...50 Cent gets three mentions. I love it.

1/25/2009 5:45:56 PM