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With all of the negative press surrounding hip-hop music, rappers often complain about the media taking their lyrics out of context, to make them seem more violent or misogynistic than they really are. As a journalistic institution built on a foundation of honesty and integrity, we would never stoop to such lows. But take those lyrics out of context to make them sound gay? We're on it. Eminem: "Don't Push Me"
The Lyric:
50 Cent: "Gun Runners"
The Lyric:
50 Cent: "Damn nigga, you hot!"
Ice-T: "I Love Ladies"
The Lyric:
Jay-Z feat. Memphis Bleek: "Coming of Age"
Jay-Z: "Hey fella, I been watchin' you clockin'" MB: "Who me holding down this block it ain't nothing, you the man nigga, now stop frontin'." Jay-Z: "Ha ha! I like your style!" MB: "Nah, I like YO style!" Jay-Z: "Let's drive around awhile". MB: "Cool, nigga." Jay-Z: "Here's a thou!"
Nas: "One Love"
"But I heard you blew a nigga with a ox for the phone piece."
Black Moon: "Ack Like U Want It"
"I get paid to rip, step aside, Im'ma blow you."
DJ Quik: "Dollaz + Sense"
"Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo', but you gone be the first, you little trick-ass ho."
Black Rob: "Whoa!"
"Plus I'm gettin' brain from this chick like whoa! Finger near a nigga asshole like whoa!"
50 Cent, Part 2: "Piggy Bank"
"Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203."
2Pac: "If My Homie Calls"
"Ever since you was a pee-wee, down by my knee with a wee-wee."
50 Cent, Part 3: "Ryder Music"
"I read somewhere I'm homophobic, shiiiiit. Go through the hood, there's mad niggas on my dick."
If you enjoyed that, check out our rundown of The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time. Also, be sure to find out about Nelson Mandella's strange taste in music. Or find out the secret that most rappers know about the approximate amount of love you should show a ho in order to take her home from the bar. |
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50 cent is unbelievably gay.
I'm serious even what he really means is gay.
he should come out of the closet.
Rap music is causing our youth to not only join gangs, shoot people, and commit violence against women, but become GAY? Horror of all horrors! The country is in danger!
*pipes rap music into local elementary school*
Kool Moe Dee-Wild Wild West
"If you're ever in a fight and you're beating one of us
Break out, before you get bumrushed!"
Just noticed whilst i was listening how gay it sounded
:)
hilarious.
this is something that requires street smarts, commonly known as common sense, and a VERY dirty mind lol!!!!! I thought of everything you wrote before I read it lol
Duuuuude ok so finally somewhere where my thoughts on these raps will be relevent cause ive noticed this for a long time. Most people wont be familiar with him but anyone from the bay area who's into the rap scene knows about mac dre. and he should be here for his numerous comments about " bein' on the prowl for c**k." i mean cmon wtf dre whats that mean? too bad he's dead man straight up he was one of the best rappers out there
BIGgie was the biggest violator of them all as posted by Sheetbaggio
Suck yer daddy's dick?
How about high 5 your mom's vagina I'd go with that one instead
So surprised the B.I.G. lyric everyone was talking about didn't make it, but I assume it's because you're saving it for the next sequential installment to this article, hopefully. Looking forward to it, cuzz this was hilarious.
sadly, this list is lacking a lot of good ones... one that comes to mind
" When I first met you, my thoughts was a trip, you look so good, i'd suck on your daddy's dick" -Notorious B.I.G
"Me And My b***h"
Number 12: Cannibus, Second Round K.O.
"He feelin himself cause he got more cash than me, but he aint got the skills to eat a n***a's ass like me".
What he's probably saying: LL Cool J thinks his financial status means he's a great rapper but I have more rap battle talent than he does.
What I'd like to think he's saying: You may have lots of money but I'll be rich some day because men pay me to lick their dirty milk duds.
"Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo', but you gone be the first, you little trick-ass ho."
There's NO WAY this one wasn't intentional!!
somehow 50 cent lyrics doesn't seem so unintentional at all...
I just knew that all that homophobia in rap music was all a cover-up!
Now I'm in the club, no V.I.P.
I'm down low where every last hoodlum be
I feel baby boy tryin to ice grill me
But I {"Just can't keep still!"}
Walk up to him, you know nice and polite
Let him now it's real, lift the shirt up light
I'ma let it off cause I ain't tryin to fight
But, you dead right {"I like that baby"}
Sheek Louch
"Good Love"
LOL...50 Cent gets three mentions. I love it.
Best list EVER. Please tell me you're already starting on 11 More Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics.
Best cracked list ever
The gay looking 2nd pictures had me in tears
Really good. I remember reading something like this from Cracked, I don't think it's the same article though. It sucked. This was great though.
Great article!
Black Rob has the most unimaginative name ever.
So funny I cried. Must have been hard narrowing down all of Eminem's gay escapades tho'.
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